Universal Love Things you are the worst at

[Johnny Karate]

Being level headed during a game. I’ve two post graduate degrees but still find myself making throat slitting gestures at players like Jacob Townsend

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Jacob Townsend

Age

30

Ht

187cm

Wt

89kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

9.7

2star

K

5.5

2star

HB

4.3

3star

M

2.5

3star

T

4.0

5star

G

0.7

4star

D

6.9

1star

K

4.6

2star

HB

2.3

2star

M

2.1

2star

T

3.0

4star

G

1.0

4star

D

7.8

2star

K

5.0

2star

HB

2.8

3star

M

2.0

3star

T

3.6

5star

G

0.2

3star

, throwing sauce packets at the Sydney grog squad, belting chairs off their hinges on level 4 of the Ponsford and labelling umpires cocksmacks when they’ve clearly made the right call.

 

[ImissFrosty]

Being level headed during a game. I’ve two post graduate degrees but still find myself making throat slitting gestures at players like Jacob Townsend, throwing sauce packets at the Sydney grog squad, belting chairs off their hinges on level 4 of the Ponsford and labelling umpires cocksmacks when they’ve clearly made the right call.

U been kicked out yet? Impressive track record.

 

[Johnny Karate]

U been kicked out yet? Impressive track record.

Not yet. Closest to was the St Kilda final in 06 when I screamed a word that rhymes with ‘knocktucker’ when Stephen Milne was awarded a 50 metre penalty. Pretty tame by comparison to some of the other s**t I’ve pulled.

 

[LeverPuller]

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Oh dear god yes!

 

[Headless]

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Oh dear god yes!

Really good content.