Never had a wet dream. Off topic sort of, but my housemate just told me about this male prostitute he knows who can stand up, get an erection and ejaculate on the spot without even touching his John Thomas! beat that.
Does anyone else do this? My cat always goes crazy at dinner time crying for food, so sometimes I get an empty tin of her cat food and fill it up with grass and leaves. Then I put it in the fridge, take it out and spoon all grass and leaves into her bowl. Ha ha ha! I'd like to say "You should see the look on her face," but she doesn't get confused as she's a cat. She doesn't get the joke either. She just keeps crying for food until I feed her.
But it passes the time.