Society & Culture Things you do/did that you probably think no one else does

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peternorth

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when rising for morning urination, flush the toilet a few seconds before completion so that everything finishes at the same time.

of course, when i stuff up my calculations, end up pissing even after said flush
 
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Defs do this.
Just to have a scratch and feel around. Even keeps your hand warm which is a major plus too :thumbsu:
Couldn't do it while typing though. Need two hands for that imo
I sleep with one hand down my pyjama pants next to my Johnson. Have done since day dot. Heaps my hand warm, and if I need to roll over I can pull things out the way so they don't get squashed/strained. Its already in close proximity to 'lend a hand'.
 

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Looking at houses and guessing what year they were built.

Also, looking at people on the train and guessing if they were at school the same time as yourself.
If I'm on a bus or a train I pick a person and write a little story about them, I give them a name, I write about where they are going and why, that sort thing. I have about twenty notebooks full of these things now in a cupboard.
 

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If I'm on a bus or a train I pick a person and write a little story about them, I give them a name, I write about where they are going and why, that sort thing. I have about twenty notebooks full of these things now in a cupboard.
And how many skin suits?
 

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If I'm on a bus or a train I pick a person and write a little story about them, I give them a name, I write about where they are going and why, that sort thing. I have about twenty notebooks full of these things now in a cupboard.
you win this thread
 

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If I'm on a bus or a train I pick a person and write a little story about them, I give them a name, I write about where they are going and why, that sort thing. I have about twenty notebooks full of these things now in a cupboard.

So how many of these will go to bookshops?
 

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If I'm on a bus or a train I pick a person and write a little story about them, I give them a name, I write about where they are going and why, that sort thing. I have about twenty notebooks full of these things now in a cupboard.
Gough, I'm not sure if there is any law enforcement agency I can forward this to. Could potentially save lives ;):)
 

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Had KFC for lunch today.
Am I the only person who dips their chips into the mash and gravy ?
Effectively taking potato, and adding even more potato.
No you are the only person in the whole world that does this.....
 

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Always throw chips in the bottom of the bag when i'm at maccas or Red Rooster.

Those extras at the end always taste better
Homer's "last peanut" principle in action....for chips.

Aaah, the last peanut. Overflowing with the oil and salt of its departed brothers
 
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