Society & Culture Things you do/did that you probably think no one else does

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I just wish exits to the toilets didn't have to be opened with door handles. Let me use my foot to open the door. No point in me washing my hands then going and touching the dirty ass door handle 3 seconds later. Also, enough with the damn blow dryers, just give me some paper towel to dry my damn hands.
 

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Depends on the flow.
Of course, but 5 flushes on a toilet with a 'water saving' (or whatever star rating they give it) setting is still going to be 20 odd litres.

20 litres in 3 seconds is 400 L/min. In order to get that sort of flow you'd be running about an 80mm pipe. That's some shower!
 

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Try shaking hands with five males who touch their wangs and don't wash...
Hmm that says a lot about the health of their dicks then.

I never wash my hands after I piss in a public toilet. I'd rather my own cock germs on my hands as opposed to touching the filthy ******* taps in public toilets.

I always try to open the door of the toilet with my foot too. Public toilets are feral.
Yeah. My reasoning is that my dick is cleaner than anything else in a public bathroom.
 

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When making toast I'll put the bread in for half the time, butter it, then complete the rest of the toast. Solves the toast not being hot enough to melt the butter issue, and gives it a nice toasted buttery taste.
 

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I just wish exits to the toilets didn't have to be opened with door handles. Let me use my foot to open the door. No point in me washing my hands then going and touching the dirty ass door handle 3 seconds later. Also, enough with the damn blow dryers, just give me some paper towel to dry my damn hands.
Bane of my life haha.
 

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I like to start peeing, hit flush and try to finish urinating before the flush.
i do that too. it eliminates early stench from the urine. however sometimes i flush too early resulting in residual waste.

mod(s), if a poster posts something in expectation that they are the only person who does it, then another poster notes that they also do it, does it make original post null and void considering the title of this thread?
 

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When making toast I'll put the bread in for half the time, butter it, then complete the rest of the toast. Solves the toast not being hot enough to melt the butter issue, and gives it a nice toasted buttery taste.
When I make toast I wait until it's cooled down so the butter doesn't melt.
 

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So do you like having sushi with soy sauce.... or prefer having sushi plain, and just like drinking soy sauce...?
The second one.
Is it odd that I don't believe in God, luck, karma etc. yet find myself at times wishing to him for things in my favour?
I start to question my religion at times, I try to be as open as possible to new religion.
 

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Is it odd that I don't believe in God, luck, karma etc. yet find myself at times wishing to him for things in my favour?
That's a contradiction.

I remember when I was about 7 I was mates with a kid in the next street who was a year old and twice my size. Gun sportsman as well. We used to play cricket and he belted me to all parts of his back yard and my yard. I remember praying that I'd get him out. Never happened.

Right there and then I realised praying was rubbish and it was about this time I started to question my parents about God.

Learnt how to bowl okay though.
 
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