I just go back to the table and sit back down, and like wait it out.
Both mum and dad are both equally to blame here..
I cant really do that as it would seem rude. Each region has a different quota... where we live it's just 2 and if you dont know the person well or its work related most of the time a handshake is enough. But some regions have 4 or even 5 kisses. Took me a few years to get the action right too as I was going in for the full cheek kiss, now I leave my lips in the air.