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Things You Have Done While Drunk

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Ive done a few stupid things when under the influence...all of which seem to be a good idea at the time.
-Started a fight by bumping into anyone i could and just waited for a reaction
-Pissed on cars
-Thrown bins out infront of on coming cars
-Bloked a main road by putting bins out in a line
and a few other small ones
 
There's a lot of heroes in this thread-wrecking pointless things for no reason. Id guess most of the replies are from 16 year olds.
Mine would be at the full moon party in thailand on new years eve last year. Waking up on a completely different island with no mates there, no money in my pocket, a wet/broken phone, no shirt on, no thongs and no speed boat ticket. It was mental.
 
catsfan16 said:
There's a lot of heroes in this thread-wrecking pointless things for no reason. Id guess most of the replies are from 16 year olds.
Mine would be at the full moon party in thailand on new years eve last year. Waking up on a completely different island with no mates there, no money in my pocket, a wet/broken phone, no shirt on, no thongs and no speed boat ticket. It was mental.
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massive:thumbsu::thumbsu:
 
haven't got a very good memory for these sorts of things but:
- numerous nudie runs of course, including a primary school and a highway
- stealing a wheelie bin to go racing in
- removing those white reflector posts on the road for firewood when we ran out. shameful.
- going into maccas at 7am on no sleep and dressed as The Crow. frightened a few of the kids apparently.

and some places i've woken up:
- in a spa, nude, with the spa cover on
- in between two cars in the garage stripped down to my undies
- in bed with the birthday girl's mother (with all our clothes on thunkfully)

of course, pretty much all of these occurred in my teens, when you tend to think you're invincible.
 

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delirious1 said:
-Stole somebody;s mail Box
-Stole about 50 garden gnomes and all put on some guys lawn
-Stole a bag of cement, ripped it open and poured a fair bit into a public toilet and flushed it
-Pissed in MANY mail boxes
-Threw a Bag of Flour at a Police Car
-Stole one of those kids swings set from a derelect house, put it infront of the neighbours house
-At the shed (Northbridge Pub, shit place) was talking to a girl i knew from ages back, good friend, after she walked away a bloke came up started saying "shes mine you ****** **** off" and i spat on him, ended up with 5 blokes beating the shit out of me
-Friend Passed out in some bushes, Decided to leave him there and left him in strange neighbourhood passed out
-Drunk and saw this bloke passed out in the bushes, decided to pee on his shoes
-Egged a Muzz Buzz
-Almost accidently had a threesome with 2 mates GF's
-drunk off my ass again we drove around and found a farm, had 5 carton of emu draft($19.90) and we got a set of golf clubs, and played some Midi Golf
-Nudie Run down Some road, Drunk/high Abo chick asked me if i wanted some halfway during my jog:thumbsu:
-Dropkicked my mate in the back of the head for some reason, he broke my nose.
-Made out with Lesbian, Her GF Punched me in the head
-Made out with some total Uggo for a free drink
-Let somebody taze me for 50 dollars.
-With a Certain young Football player (i wont say his name, wasnt on a list back then)got really drunk and threw empty bottles all over the outside albany go-kart track, had to bolt when police showed up
-Dug about 3 50cm Hole in a local Soccer Pitch, Origionally when we tried to dig out some swing equiptment turns out 300 kilos of Cement is under them to keep w***ers from digging them out and stealing them
-Fined 200 dollars riding my pushbike trashed
-Bashed a south African immigrant while about 8 people cheered me on(note, i didnt start this one)
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I highly doubt you did all that stuff whilst you were drunk. You may have did all of it, but I'd assume at least half of it wasn't because you were drunk, but because you're an idiot. Seriously, there's only so much people can do when they're drunk - some of the stuff you said in there I wouldn't think of doing when I'm drunk .. like digging 3 50cm holes in a soccer pitch and stealing a bag of cememt .. wtf?? Do you get pissed down at the local park instead of at a house or out at a pub or club?? I tell ya what when I'm getting drunk with my mates I don't say "hey here's an idea, let's go down the the soccer oval and dig holes!"

I can believe that you were drunk in all those fights, but that still makes you a tosser, bashing a South African immigrant, wtf??
 
Blind drunk one night and picked up this girl (who was pretty ordinary). Get back to her place and I honestly don't know how or why but ended up with a pair of handcufffs on my wrist which were attached to her bed. Proceed to do the deed and afterwards she went to unlock them.

She had lost the key. :eek:

Anyway we were both that pissed that we decided to sleep on it and work on a solution the next morning.

There was no solution the next morning. :eek:

Ended up ringing the fire brigade to get me unstuck. Two truck loads of firies came along (about 8 of them) to have a laugh I guess. Was dying for a slash by this time as well.

The girl stuck around and explained it all to her credit.
 
Daytripper said:
Blind drunk one night and picked up this girl (who was pretty ordinary). Get back to her place and I honestly don't know how or why but ended up with a pair of handcufffs on my wrist which were attached to her bed. Proceed to do the deed and afterwards she went to unlock them.

She had lost the key. :eek:

Anyway we were both that pissed that we decided to sleep on it and work on a solution the next morning.

There was no solution the next morning. :eek:

Ended up ringing the fire brigade to get me unstuck. Two truck loads of firies came along (about 8 of them) to have a laugh I guess. Was dying for a slash by this time as well.

The girl stuck around and explained it all to her credit.
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haha :D
 
Daytripper said:
Blind drunk one night and picked up this girl (who was pretty ordinary). Get back to her place and I honestly don't know how or why but ended up with a pair of handcufffs on my wrist which were attached to her bed. Proceed to do the deed and afterwards she went to unlock them.

She had lost the key. :eek:

Anyway we were both that pissed that we decided to sleep on it and work on a solution the next morning.

There was no solution the next morning. :eek:

Ended up ringing the fire brigade to get me unstuck. Two truck loads of firies came along (about 8 of them) to have a laugh I guess. Was dying for a slash by this time as well.

The girl stuck around and explained it all to her credit.
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oh shit lol

to the carlton supporter that bumped into as many people as he could to see their reaction - such actions are indicative of a wasted life. on the real though, why the hell would u do this? bored? achieved nothing else in your life?
 
to the people posting about defiling peoples property and looking to start fights, pull your heads in or stop drinking.
Honestly the selfishness of your actions is astounding
 
One time I got stabbed through the hand at Box Hill station and to get back to my friend's house, climbed along the fence of the Box Hill cemetery all the way to Laburnum station (for those who don't know the area, you get a roughly 60cm wide strip of dirt to walk on with a wire fence on one side and 8 metre drop on the other) with 8 platinums and a fair amount of Vodka in me... when I was 16. Lol
 

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Yeah I dunno why I did it , I was in a shitty mood and wanted a fight. The surprising thing was that most people want none of it and just keep walking saying nothing. Wouldn't do it again though... fights just look stupid between people who don't know how to do it, flailing limbs pretty much, no real punches landed and it just got broken up.

And yes I try not to drink to much nowdays because I just turn into an arseh*le when im smashed.
 
fryingpan said:
Do you get pissed down at the local park instead of at a house or out at a pub or club??
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No. What a stupid question, where the hell do you think we got the shovel?

fryingpan said:
I can believe that you were drunk in all those fights, but that still makes you a tosser, bashing a South African immigrant, wtf??
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Would you sort a bloke out who just punched a girl soo hard she was picking up her teeth from the sidewalk? Oh im sorry your too busyd rinking TEDS from a straw
 
This thread starting out with some serious potential, the standard has dropped off significantly...

Seriously though, what do some of you guys think of yourselves? Are you honestly happy that your life is defined by how many holes you dug? or how much property you have destroyed?
 
Well one of the things i've done while drunk is post on bigfooty. alot. Infact, I never actually post on BigFooty while sober. Not to say that i'm drunk alot, just to say that I dont post alot
 

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So many ****ed up things to remember, some of the ones that immediately come to mind:

- Doing a nudie run down the main street of Ballarat on a Sunday night which ended with one of my mates riding a statue of a horse.

- A mate and I taking a slash on someones front door. It was one of those ones that seemed to last forever, my mate finished in about 30 seconds and the **** rang the doorbell and did the bolt. I start waddling away as fast as I can with my pants around my ankles pissing all over the place. This old codger opens the door and starts abusing the shit out of me while standing in a puddle of piss.

- Passing out and falling head first off a chair into a bucket of my own vomit.

- Waking up and needing to throw up immediately. I stand up and run towards the toilet only to realise my **** head mates had tied my shoe laces together, once again I end up face down in my own vomit.

- Taking a slash while standing at the bar. (I'm actually pretty ashamed of this one)

I assure you there are plenty of great memories that don't involve fluids coming out of my body but these are the ones that stood out. I'll add to this thread as they come to me.
 
rickyp said:
This thread starting out with some serious potential, the standard has dropped off significantly...

Seriously though, what do some of you guys think of yourselves? Are you honestly happy that your life is defined by how many holes you dug? or how much property you have destroyed?
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I don't define myself by the few mistakes i've made while I was hammered. If I could take a few of them back I would, but still there not that big regrets because all it took was for the owner of the bin to pick it up and drag it back over to his nature strip :rolleyes:

And as for the fighting one, well no one was hurt..
 
Jesus, unless its Killing a small animal, i refuse to get talked down to on an internet forum because of a few things i did drunk when i was a teenager

Drunk, Stupid, Young, of course property is going to be destroyed, fights are going to incur and many other things, Im still going to look back and enjoy those days however
 
rickyp said:
This thread starting out with some serious potential, the standard has dropped off significantly...

Seriously though, what do some of you guys think of yourselves? Are you honestly happy that your life is defined by how many holes you dug? or how much property you have destroyed?
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Agreed. Some absolute idiots in this thread.
 
delirious1 said:
Would you sort a bloke out who just punched a girl soo hard she was picking up her teeth from the sidewalk? Oh im sorry your too busyd rinking TEDS from a straw
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Wow you're a tosser. How the **** was I meant to know that? You said you bashed a SA immigrant and that's it. Sounds to me like you were looking for the kind of response I gave just so you could jump down their throat. Give the full story next time.
 

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