Things your not proud of?

[Gilbert_Hodge]

Said happy mothers day today ! Lucky it wasn't mothers day cause I didn't buy a present. At least I have a weak to regroup and think of something to get for me mum's mother's day, breakfast in bed should suffice, but then again I'm no Jamie Oliver/Gordon Ramsay and the last present my mum wants is the house covered in ashes!

____ well you could ____ing be a Gordon ____ing Ramsay if you ____ing tried hard enough you ____. ____ ____ ____.

 

[#6 Mark Williams]

I take that back guys, I in no way aspire/want to become a Gordon Ramsay if I was to pull out the $1 a Swear Word Jar on Gordon Ramsay, I would no doubt be the next Bill Gates. However Jamie Oliver isn't a bad cook role model, although after the ashes (PUN!) I am not a big fan of the POMS!

 

[#6 Mark Williams]

Played soccer in primary school.

Glad you have been converted, soccer has to be the most boring sport ever to watch, don't get me started about playing it. To think I hated footy up until this year just shows how easy it is to jump on the band wagon, if I wasn't passionated about my hawkas, I wouldn't even be posting here right now, nor would I even would I be a BigFooty member. Any people that question and don't follow footy, seriously have to have a look at themselves.

 

[The Frederick]

Glad you have been converted, soccer has to be the most boring sport ever to watch, don't get me started about playing it. To think I hated footy up until this year just shows how easy it is to jump on the band wagon, if I wasn't passionated about my hawkas, I wouldn't even be posting here right now, nor would I even would I be a BigFooty member. Any people that question and don't follow footy, seriously have to have a look at themselves.

I hope that's sarcasm, because if it's not, you're a sad, sad, disturbed individual.

And a sport easy to bandwagon on isn't a good thing.

 

[#6 Mark Williams]

So what if I don't like Soccer, after all I'm not posting on a soccer forum/board am I?

'And a sport easy to bandwagon on isn't a good thing': What do you think the whole point of these forums are? Maybe its to bandwagon with fellow supporters and talk about the footy and the team you love.

 

[Gilbert_Hodge]

Mojo your thread has started a fight! Good work.

 

[Upgrayedd]

I was a soccer goalie in high school *shame*
Again, i quit because i didnt enjoy soccer, its alright to play, but afl is 10x more fun to play, and about 20000 times better to watch.

 

[The Frederick]

I was a soccer goalie in high school *shame*
Again, i quit because i didnt enjoy soccer, its alright to play, but afl is 10x more fun to play, and about 20000 times better to watch.

See, it's a good system. We weed out the crap and they go to play AFL.

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

Being 6 ft 2 and about 90kgs, I decided to give a gobful (yes, drunk at some pub) to some smrtass Tongan of about the same size. I can't fight but have since learned that most Tongan's can....and will.

I will never do that again.

 

[Delisted]

I did a fatty once

 

[play2win]

Being 6 ft 2 and about 90kgs, I decided to give a gobful (yes, drunk at some pub) to some smrtass Tongan of about the same size. I can't fight but have since learned that most Tongan's can....and will.

I will never do that again.

haha, i was off my face at a bar once when i said to a huge kiwi/maori "cook me some eggs" (you know like jake the muss from once were warriors). anyways i got away with it as he must have had a sense of humor and been a half decent bloke. i couldn't really tell as he could have blown me over at that stage.

most of my drunken exploits have been gobbing off in a harmless sort of way, but i have never come across any real violence and to this day i have somehow avoided any fighting. maybe its my 120kg of ripped muscle fighting machine physique that scares 'em off, or probably just comes down to luck.

 

[Hodgepodge]

I have erections sometimes when i look at women.

 

[play2win]

I have erections sometimes when i look at women.

you must be catholic.

 

[#6 Mark Williams]

LOL to above ^^^, I'm orthodox! What does that make me???

 

[play2win]

LOL to above ^^^, I'm orthodox! What does that make me???

missionary in the dark

 

[Hodgepodge]

I got my rocks off over the Caroline Wilson mannequin

 

[Beckers]

I got my rocks off over the Caroline Wilson mannequin

^^I think we have a winner!!!!

 

[Upgrayedd]

See, it's a good system. We weed out the crap and they go to play AFL.

Resulting in a strong national comp.



Oh wait....

 

[The Frederick]

Resulting in a strong national comp.



Oh wait....

What... the A-League? The league that's had more foreign players in it in three seasons than the AFL has had in 150?

 

[HODGEYROAD]

Got really pissed after the Collingwood win. Went out and cheated on my gf with this hot german girl I have been speaking to. Had to drive her all the way back to bundorra at 8 in the morning ps she was a good root though

 

[Upgrayedd]

What... the A-League? The league that's had more foreign players in it in three seasons than the AFL has had in 150?

Foreign players=sucessful league?

Oh man, the NBL must be flying!

The A-League is able to attract former stars on their last leg for a cheap $$$

 

[The Frederick]

The A-League is able to attract former stars on their last leg for a cheap $$$

Carlos Hernandez
Age: 26
International caps: 20
World Cups played: 2006

 

[Upgrayedd]

Carlos Hernandez
Age: 26
International caps: 20
World Cups played: 2006

Ah the gun costa rica player, they above the kiwis in the soccer rankings yet?
The bloke wouldnt be able to crack it in the top leagues in the world, so hes gone to the A league, well done.

 

[The Frederick]

Ah the gun costa rica player, they above the kiwis in the soccer rankings yet?
The bloke wouldnt be able to crack it in the top leagues in the world, so hes gone to the A league, well done.

Actually, they're one spot about New Zealand at 77. From 207, which is decent for such a small country.

 

[bryan_1981]

I got my rocks off over the Caroline Wilson mannequin

this was a thread for things your'e NOT proud of