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I can't wait til Daniel Ward releases his rap album and when Byron Pickett releases his country album. Awesome
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Is it worth a listen?
 

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Mr Simpson, are you wearing a grocery bag?

I have misplaced my pants.

And one more thing, you must find the Jade Monkey, before the next full moon.


Damn it, I see a Simpsons quote and immediately have to retort with another. It's a disease.
 
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GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!

Funny you should post that picture. As soon as I saw it in the paper the other day I couldn't believe it - the whole "i'm such a tough bastard" pose doesn't look good on a fresh-faced 18 year old.

By all accounts the young fella is hard at it (at junior levels) but I couldn't get over how fake that looked.
 
Captain Davey are you really a Greek Australian?

I am. And I live in Chelsea - I went and saw them play last week.

MY GOD WE COULD BE RELATED!

But no really I hate you, why tell me that. I went to London last year...In July. Good one, I saw Stamford Bridge from the outside.
 
Funny you should post that picture. As soon as I saw it in the paper the other day I couldn't believe it - the whole "i'm such a tough bastard" pose doesn't look good on a fresh-faced 18 year old.

By all accounts the young fella is hard at it (at junior levels) but I couldn't get over how fake that looked.

The tough guy look doesnt really hold up when you spend 2 hours doing your hair first
 

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I'm quietly confident that with the combined length of both Chris Gayle and Joel Garner's man-meat you could reach the moon
 

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We can't bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for m'shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt. Which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Gimme five bees for a quarter, you'd say. Now where was I... oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion tied to my belt, which was the style at the time. You couldn't get white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...
 
MY GOD WE COULD BE RELATED!

But no really I hate you, why tell me that. I went to London last year...In July. Good one, I saw Stamford Bridge from the outside.

Probably second cousins.

Went to Chelsea v Villa which was a great game - they are unbeleivable. Anelka stood out to me I never appreciated how good he actually is.

Chelsea lost unfortunately.
 
When I was in London I saw Fulham (token fan for the day) vs Portsmouth. Man, those English know how to barrack. It was great fun being in an old school stadium. I probably enjoyed it even more than seeing Inter at San Siro.
 

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