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[Pugz89]

Candidate for the Dogs' banner.

The pies might be back
after their win over Geelong
But if they think they can do it again
then they'll be wrong.

 

[Gungadin]

Without the Pies Winning
Today would be a Flop
No Money at the Gate
The Dogs will go into Hock

 

[Joy_Division]

The dogs have been pretty good

But everyone has misunderstood

The pies will rise to the throne

And take back that dogs bone

 

[Pugz89]

If the pies actually think
the answer is Cloke
Then pass the puff
and take another toke.

 

[Lord of the Pies]

Some dogs are smart.
Some dogs are fit.
Some lick their balls.
Some eat their own shit.

 

[Pie eyed]

The doggies list this year
Has been highly overrated
Somebody call the vet
Today they get castrated

I'd be happy to leave the banner banter to the Dogs and squeak home with a 1 point win.

 

[Kirby]

Tying the dogs to the railroad tracks
Choo choo train going to break their back
Used to be called Spot but now they're called Splat........

 

[Cousin of Daicos]

 

[doodles98]

Today you dogs will get to feel
How our Moore White Cox
Will bring you to heel.
A preliminary is your grand final
Because your team has problems spinal!

 

[PieBeast]

Today is the day Maggies show their best
Tremble with fear, Sons of the West
In a matter of hours
You'll be laid to rest

 

[WalterBlaknWhte]

The Doggies want our money,
Our financial support, our help
Then they steal our recruits,
**** em;, don't support em,
let them rot and yelp. And die,
Die Dogs.

The final line of your original stanza had such passion!

 

[swiftdog]

We used to have some Bulldogs
They were great big mutts
Until they got swooped by magpies
And all that's left is guts

 

[Markfs]

"The Pies are going to lift their legs and mark out their territory"

 

[Jasper84]

"We had sex with your mothers"

 

[WalterBlaknWhte]

"We had sex with your mothers"

But what if your brother barracks for the doggies?

 

[Jasper84]

But what if your brother barracks for the doggies?

Then you're probably part of the royal family.

 

[Vicky Park]

Thread prefix changed.

 

[Nuffsaid]

Wild Dogs digging deep
On the lands we don't own
But that's just cos Pendle
Buried the bone.

 

[Saintly Viewed]

We'd think of something witty
But your only Footscray, thems the pity,
So we couldn't be bothered with anything but pity

 

[The Royal Sampler]

Pity rhymes with pity...

 

[ottoman]

Pity rhymes with pity...

It's also the only word in the English language that rhymes with orange.

 

[Saintly Viewed]

Pity rhymes with pity...

Yes.
But only as poor poetry.

This is what happens when the great Grundy us away overseas without his watchful eye.
Or,I was just lazy

 

[Saintly Viewed]

It's also the only word in the English language that rhymes with orange.

Daniel Gorringe Pity says hi

 

[iado]

Youse
Are gonna
Lose

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[iado]

And a chant for those in attendance :
Yeah! nah! but!
Youse are gonna lose!

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