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Dr AlfAndrews
Member
Registered: Oct 2001
Location: Melbourne, Vic, Australia
Posts: 305
What a non-story ...
Who gives a flying continental ...
A washed up ex-footballer decides to finally hang up his boots ... or is told to hang them up ... so what?
It happens to every footballer sooner or later ... they go off to that great pre-season in the sky and tell anyone who'll listen how they used to be The King.
Will anyone believe the washed-up hack?
What did you say your name was, mate? Wayne who?
So what if he snotted someone or snogged someone's missus at a party? Washed up footballers do that sort of thing every day of the week ...
Surely there are more interesting things to talk about.
Hey ... listen to this ...
The weeds in my backyard grew 3 zillionths of a centimetre today.
or what about this:
My neighbour painted his fence today ... and the paint is DRY ALREADY ! ! !
For Christ's sake ... This is NOT a story. It's just one of life's inevitabilities ...
Now, please ... let's move on.
Dr AlfAndrews
Member
Registered: Oct 2001
Location: Melbourne, Vic, Australia
Posts: 305
What a non-story ...
Who gives a flying continental ...
A washed up ex-footballer decides to finally hang up his boots ... or is told to hang them up ... so what?
It happens to every footballer sooner or later ... they go off to that great pre-season in the sky and tell anyone who'll listen how they used to be The King.
Will anyone believe the washed-up hack?
What did you say your name was, mate? Wayne who?
So what if he snotted someone or snogged someone's missus at a party? Washed up footballers do that sort of thing every day of the week ...
Surely there are more interesting things to talk about.
Hey ... listen to this ...
The weeds in my backyard grew 3 zillionths of a centimetre today.
or what about this:
My neighbour painted his fence today ... and the paint is DRY ALREADY ! ! !
For Christ's sake ... This is NOT a story. It's just one of life's inevitabilities ...
Now, please ... let's move on.
