Game Thought you'd avoid the embarrassment of your mob being shamed by the Squiggle didn't ya flogs? Trump:"Wrong."

[A Cut Above]

Virtually Season 2020 - Squiggle

Since there is no actual football, we will do the next best thing: simulate it. With the support of the world’s best football computer models, Squiggle will play out each and every cancelled game in real-time, as if it were really happening. Goals. Behinds. Score worms. Quarter time breaks. They...

squiggle.com.au

As per the mainbored fred the Squiggle is starting up for 2020 with a simulated season! Given how much of my enjoyment of last season was simulated this is great news, because who wants a year without the Handbaggers getting ahead of themselves then shitting the bed, Carltank failing to launch (SOS was overrated) or Collingflog blowing another huge GF lead?

With enough suspension of disbelief we can even make our own matchday threads, probably a good idea given the sickening levels of agreement we've had lately. Hopefully the sim also records individual player stats so we can laugh as Gary Rohan collects fewer touches than a choirboy at a George Pell's Sunday Mass.

 

[Bleeeeeeeeep]

Mr Squiggle likes this

 

[Heathen]

It's Joel Selwood Miss Jane.

 

[Laphroaig]

* me sideways

 

[HAPPY BUDDHA]

Whingey old blackboard reminds me of a Chris Scott presser.

 

[A Cut Above]

Port Paer currently on top of the Squiggle virtual ladder with a percent of 209.

 

[Starburns_]

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It's Joel Selwood Miss Jane.

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Hang on, when did Matthew Pavlich become the oracle?

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

So it's come to this.........
Trolling over the results from an SFA simulation....

 

[HAPPY BUDDHA]

So it's come to this.........
Trolling over the results from an SFA simulation....

And Freo still cannot win a game.

 

[A Cut Above]

So it's come to this.........
Trolling over the results from an SFA simulation....

You think its bad now? Just wait till the simulation off-season.

 

[HAPPY BUDDHA]

fu** me sideways

With no pants on?

 

[Pistol Night]

Virtually Season 2020 - Squiggle

Since there is no actual football, we will do the next best thing: simulate it. With the support of the world’s best football computer models, Squiggle will play out each and every cancelled game in real-time, as if it were really happening. Goals. Behinds. Score worms. Quarter time breaks. They...

squiggle.com.au

As per the mainbored fred the Squiggle is starting up for 2020 with a simulated season! Given how much of my enjoyment of last season was simulated this is great news, because who wants a year without the Handbaggers getting ahead of themselves then shitting the bed, Carltank failing to launch (SOS was overrated) or Collingflog blowing another huge GF lead?

With enough suspension of disbelief we can even make our own matchday threads, probably a good idea given the sickening levels of agreement we've had lately. Hopefully the sim also records individual player stats so we can laugh as Gary Rohan collects fewer touches than a choirboy at a George Pell's Sunday Mass.

To be fair, not even Tom Mitchell and Diesel Willaims combined could get that money touches..