three wishes

[ScouseCat]

Originally posted by Nic
A wallet always full of cash?

That would be one of my three wishes too, a wallet where if you took out a $50 note, it would be replaced immediately. I'd also wish that my eyesight was 100% and that Geelong became the most powerful club in the AFL.

 

[crudbucket]

1. Sex with any woman I fancy at that particular moment.
2. More sex with any woman I fancy at that particular moment.
3. Stamina. See Points 1 & 2.

 

[jikost]

btw the first thing that i'm going to do on my journey back in time is to kill the person who invented rugby before they told anyone of their idea.

 

[rubberman]

1 - the power of persuasion
2 - Killer abs
3 - jedi light sabre

 

[GoalsFrom50Out]

1. Arsenal to become the best team in England and the World.
2. World Peace
3. Endless Money.

 

[maccas_no1]

1: Bottomless bank account

2: Great Health

3: Great Friends

 

[BomberGal]

1. Go back to 1995 and see Oasis at their best, preferably at Knebworth/Earl's Court.

2. Gotta admit it, money. At least enough to make sure I'm never in debt and always have enough for what I want.

3. Equality. (may contribute to World Peace? )


Although, like Nandoz, I've always wanted to wish for more wishes!

 

[BeCcA]

Originally posted by mantis
World peace

No rich, or poor, or discrimination, just everyone on the planet being able to enjoy their lives

No animal cruelty

that reminds me of a story I heard today
I wont even say it because its too horrible and sick! almost makes me cry when I hear it!! How some people can treat animals like that makes me sick!

 

[pazza]

Hmmm.

1. The USA to stop thinking it's better than everyone else and let countries sort out their own problems.

2. Britain and Australia to stop being the puppets of the USA mantra.

3. Essendon to be successful for many years to come.

 

[Cyclops]

I love this game. Anyone see "Bedazzled" with Peter Cook and Dudley Moore? Well I wish that I could intepret peoples wishes like the Devil does:

Originally posted by mantis
World peace

Everyone becomes deaf.

Originally posted by mantis
No rich, or poor, or discrimination, just everyone on the planet being able to enjoy their lives

Everybody turns into John Howard and plays cricket badly and salutes the Queen.

Originally posted by mantis
No animal cruelty

No animals.

Hee hee this is easy:

Originally posted by Destructive

1. Ability to move through time.

You turn into the hand on a clock

Originally posted by Destructive
2. $1000 a day appearing in my wallet.

...in 5 cent pieces

Originally posted by Destructive
3. That it would be impossible to have a crime committed against me or my friends or family.

..you are all outlawed ie no longer protected by the law, so nothing done to you is criminal.

Originally posted by Noogie_da_sheep
1. Collingwood and Eddie go broke .

...right after you invest all your dough with them.

Originally posted by Noogie_da_sheep
2. have a sex-a-thon to raise money for a brothel.

You are turned into a dildo.

Originally posted by Noogie_da_sheep
3. World Peace...can't forget that.

Everyone dies, world becomes very peaceful.

Originally posted by collingwood_RP
My three wishes are:

1. For Collingwood to win a premiership cup, very soon.

...in the VFL

Originally posted by collingwood_RP
2. Water for the Farmers .

...a massive tidal wave sweeps over the outback.

Originally posted by collingwood_RP
3. An endless supply of money for my family and friends.

...Argentine pesos unfortunately...

Originally posted by Rubberman
1 - the power of persuasion
2 - Killer abs
3 - jedi light sabre.

You want to be Dan26? I'm outta here.

 

[Thrawn]

All your wishes are rubbish compared to mine. All I need is one wish:

I wish to be omnipotent.

Afterwards, I can grant all the wishes of this thread and more.

 

[jikost]

Originally posted by Cyclops
I love this game. Anyone see "Bedazzled" with Peter Cook and Dudley Moore? Well I wish that I could intepret peoples wishes like the Devil does:



Everyone becomes deaf.



Everybody turns into John Howard and plays cricket badly and salutes the Queen.



No animals.

Hee hee this is easy:



You turn into the hand on a clock



...in 5 cent pieces



..you are all outlawed ie no longer protected by the law, so nothing done to you is criminal.



...right after you invest all your dough with them.



You are turned into a dildo.



Everyone dies, world becomes very peaceful.



...in the VFL



...a massive tidal wave sweeps over the outback.



...Argentine pesos unfortunately...



You want to be Dan26? I'm outta here.

sounds a bit like the movie "wishmaster" as well.

 

[Mr Q]

Originally posted by SonOfScray
1) Super powers to aid in world domination
2) Life supply of Milo Bars
3) bottomless wallet.

As admirable as (2) might be, why not just buy (2) with (3) and have another wish?

Originally posted by Thrawn
All your wishes are rubbish compared to mine. All I need is one wish:

I wish to be omnipotent.

Afterwards, I can grant all the wishes of this thread and more.

Not bad.

 

[Thewlis Dish]

1) The power to make any woman on the planet desire/fall in love with me
2) Endless supply of cash
3) Rid the world of AIDS, Cancer and every other serious health condition (for the purposes of this thread it includes starvation etc)

 

[Nic]

The ability to eat anything I want and not get fat.