- Aug 25, 2011
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PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT
It’s been a rather forgettable season at Van Cortlandt Park in Season 40, as we’ve once again been bundled out of the finals equation for the second season in a row. And it’s safe to say our poor skipper Tonga Bob isn’t taking it terribly well.
It appears under his superfan alter-ego ‘BobMaN’ he’s gone on somewhat of an unhinged rant (admittedly nothing new), only this time he decided to post it on the Qram…
“It’s absolutely disgraceful. I am a sovereign citizen and I refuse to accept this season in that manner. I’m a sovereign citizen and we don’t play by the current rules.
We won the first four Season 19 Grand Finals. To me, that means we have a credit… Get to Season 40 and look what happens.
I don’t accept this and nor should any Wazza supporter. We should have that credit and this season should be replayed.
I think we should all rise up and demand a replay so that we can collect our thoughts and win like we should be winning. This is not acceptable today, this is not the Warriors way… The Qooty gods have been evil this season.
Something evil is happening in the air… I am a sovereign citizen of this country and I don’t play by the Sweet FA rules system. I do not accept this season… I demand to use our credit like you do in a shop. End of story.”
So we clearly need to do something here. Something that will ease his broken heart, bring him back from the brink and give the poor bugger some solace knowing he has to face the even grimmer reality of a 2nd season of the Sweet C.A over his summer break.
Now if Sab22 here is allowed have his own AI girlfriend and we are all just supposed to pretend he’s a well adjusted, fully functioning member of society... then why can’t we use AI to give Bob the season he truly deserves and let him cash in those credits for true Qooty success?
Ladies and Gentlemen, TiFmedia presents…
That’s right. We’re giving the entire Season 40 a re-run and let’s see if we can get Bob that premiership cup we’ve earned with all of our Qooty credits and saying 'please' and 'thank you' to AI chat bots.
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