Media TiFmedia Presents... TheMediaFactory™

[TheInjuryFactory]

"Media is dead." – TheInjuryFactory

Yeah, I said it. And I meant it too.

But rather than be part of the problem, it’s time I became a part of the solution.

Now as the league’s pre-eminent media purveyor, my contributions to this integral element of the league have been vital, my legacy well and truly sealed. I’ve run my race.

To quote Shakespeare, “In time, the savage bull doth bear the yoke.”

Sure, I’ve slowed down. Hung up the media boots in recent times, so to speak.

But that doesn’t mean I don’t care.

On the contrary my dear friends. I realise now it is my responsibility to fix it.

So with the help of my team here at TiFmedia, I have restumped, rewired and replumbed The Injury Factory in my beloved downtown Docklands, and we're ready to get to work. Sweet FA’s Big polluter is back, and on an industrial scale.

We’re open for business. We’ve found a gap in the market, and we’re here to fill that void.

What is the product we have retooled for and begun pumping down the conveyor belt for Sweet FA consumers I hear you say??

Quality media, flat packed ready for assembly.

All you have to do is open it up and follow the instructions. Wholesale, made to order, custom designed, personalised media concepts for the Sweet FA's vast array of identities.

So without further ado, I give you…

TheMediaFactory™ by TiFmedia


The Limburger Files - damicky
An audience with okey - okeydoke7
Jibes and Jabbs - Jabba73
Cannoli! by porps - por_please_ya
For Your beez Consideration - Headless
Spreadsheets & Tags: A Serial Stats Production - serial_thrilla
Access DenieD - DenieD
Turbo's Shitfights LIVE - Tigerturbulance
TJ’s I’m Feeling Lucky (with shitty MS Paint title) – TJASTA
The Parker Report with Kennedy Parker esq - Kennedy Parker
Swamp Things - GremioPower
GWS Goose is... Up In Arms - GWS Goose
I'm gonna destroy your account, campaigner - The Jesus
The Pelican Diaries - jezzajay
Upper Murray Defense League - Far Kern
Ligma Likes... - Ligma
Brenton Davy’s Front Shirts – Brenton Davy
kickthething’s ‘kick the DAMN thing!’ – kickthething​

 

[A Swallow]

Subscribed

 

[Supersuns]

Just a rip off of the infinitely more successful Sunny Media.

 

[damicky]

Is this IKEA?

 

[Mobbs]

To align with my Youtube policy, I must forcibly never subscribe to anyone who says "so without further ado".

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

First one off the production line...

The Limburger Files with damicky – damicky digs deep to explore the annals of Sweet FA history, as he applies the sniff test to some of the league’s most unsavoury moments. While doing as little research as humanly possible, he interviews the chief protagonists for details and sometimes, he even gets answers.

 

[Agent93]

annals

I'm finding this site becomes more scatological by the day.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

An audience with okey – Each week okeydoke7 invites a different league identity to join him as his special guest, as they are welcomed and encouraged to listen intently while he regales them with anecdotes and the minutiae of his Curriculum Vitae.

 

[okeydoke7]

An audience with okey – Each week okeydoke7 invites a different league identity to join him as his special guest, as they are welcomed and encouraged to listen intently while he regales them with anecdotes and the minutiae of his Curriculum Vitae.

I am considering publishing the full version of my biography, one chapter at a time.

Perhaps this can be worked into ‘An Audience with Okey’

 

[okeydoke7]

As the pre-eminent media performer of my time, and the biggest revolutionary in media development in the history of this league, I support this concept.

 

[Noidenous]

TheInjuryFactory unmasked...

 

[dogs105]

Good thread serial_thrilla . Sorry I missed it earlier.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Good thread serial_thrilla . Sorry I missed it earlier.

 

[dogs105]

Oh sorry are you different people now?

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

digs deep to explore the annals

hehehehehehehehe butthole

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

I am considering publishing the full version of my biography, one chapter at a time.

Perhaps this can be worked into ‘An Audience with Okey’

I mean, you'd be silly not to now.

As the pre-eminent media performer of my time, and the biggest revolutionary in media development in the history of this league, I support this concept.

The praise of the league's second best full forward is high praise indeed

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Jibes and Jabbs – In a weekly segment, Jabba73 takes over the mantle of ‘chirpy Bomber potting an opposition player the Bombers don’t like, because they get under their skin' each week, although far more witty and eloquently than the last shittruck that did it.

 

[Jabba73]

First one off the production line...

The Limburger Files with damicky – damicky digs deep to explore the annals of Sweet FA history, as he applies the sniff test to some of the league’s most unsavoury moments. While doing as little research as humanly possible, he interviews the chief protagonists for details and sometimes, he even gets answers.

Sniffing the annals hey, the leagues most unsavoury moments, sounds like it’s from the KohPhi collectors edition video library.

 

[Jabba73]

Jibes and Jabbs – In a weekly segment, Jabba73 takes over the mantle of ‘chirpy Bomber potting an opposition player the Bombers don’t like, because they get under their skin' each week, although far more witty and eloquently than the last shittruck that did it.

I did what now?

 

[damicky]

First one off the production line...

The Limburger Files with damicky – damicky digs deep to explore the annals of Sweet FA history, as he applies the sniff test to some of the league’s most unsavoury moments. While doing as little research as humanly possible, he interviews the chief protagonists for details and sometimes, he even gets answers.

This is a great idea for a media thread

 

[Kilroy]

Jibes and Jabbs – In a weekly segment, Jabba73 takes over the mantle of ‘chirpy Bomber potting an opposition player the Bombers don’t like, because they get under their skin' each week, although far more witty and eloquently than the last shittruck that did it.

hehehehehehehehe butthole

 

[Robertio]

Jibes and Jabbs – In a weekly segment, Jabba73 takes over the mantle of ‘chirpy Bomber potting an opposition player the Bombers don’t like, because they get under their skin' each week, although far more witty and eloquently than the last shittruck that did it.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

This is a great idea for a media thread

It's all yours!

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Cannoli! by porps – In a thread going straight to the club room, por_please_ya interviews Sweet FA identities for their favourite recipes as part of a weekly segment.

Kinda like Tonga Bob asking simmers what’s for lunch, only she asks interesting people.

 

[Headless]

In a thread going straight to the club room

Made me giggle.