Media TiFmedia Presents... TheMediaFactory™

[TheInjuryFactory]

Grand Sale! Grand Sale!

With beez season fast upon us, there’s no better time to get yourself an importer direct, custom made media piece to add a touch of class and prestige to your end of season beez prospects.

Just look at what it's done for damicky!! Why risk the indignity & shame of a Le Grille/gym4life Award when you too could lift your media profile to new heights with a last minute piece that could catapult you up the rankings?

Stop into the factory at Docklands now, complete this simple order form below and let TheMediaFactory™ tailor the right fit for your bespoke beez whoring media needs.​

THEMEDIAFACTORY™ ORDER FORM

Beez placing you will be supplying as payment for services rendered (please bold your preference):

• [1 – 10] or [I understand I will not receive my piece this season]

Basic theme of thread (please bold your preference):

• Alternate media (podcast/youtube/discord etc) – Antagonism – Lolz – Introspective – Qooty/Team/Stats based – Persona based – Go nuts TiF

 

[Broken]

I wish I could give that picture 2 likes.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Upper Murray Defense League – Far Kern makes a breathtaking return to the Sweet FA fold as he releases his long awaited comic book series 'Upper Murray Defense League' where he and a rag tag assortment of reprobatish Super Friends defend the Upper Murray District from the perils and ever growing dangers posed by imagined societal upheaval as they heroically "stop these bastards coming anywhere near us." (code for immigrants I imagine?)

Follow them on their spectacular adventures saving the good folk of the Upper Murray basin from shadows as they selflessly leap to their aid!!

See all the classic catch cries from Far Kern and Friends, such as...

"The world has changed you knobs."

"Shut the whole thing down, please, Vic and NSW."

"Piss off you bastards... Stay away from here."

"Each of us loves everyone."

"You can all f**k off. Leave us alone."

"We are one group. We are Upper Murray."

Poor Murray.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Ligma Likes... – Bombers thirst queen Ligma continues her foray into the media landscape with a traditional Sweet FA trope, the good ol' Top 10 list.

With her new listicle series 'Ligma Likes...' she kicks off the first episode with a subject near and dear to her heart pants... DILFs!!

Ligma gleefully reveals her top 10 Sweet FA DILFs with a surprisingly rigorous criteria. Expect to see types like Robertio & The Filth Wizard duking it out in...

Ligma Likes!

 

[Ligma]

Ligma Likes... – Bombers thirst queen Ligma continues her foray into the media landscape with a traditional Sweet FA trope, the good ol' Top 10 list.

With her new listicle series 'Ligma Likes...' she kicks off the first episode with a subject near and dear to her heart pants, DILFs!!

Ligma gleefully reveals her top 10 Sweet FA DILFs with a surprisingly rigorous criteria. Expect to see types like Robertio & The Filth Wizard duking it out in... Ligma Likes!

Who’s gonna tell him?

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Who’s gonna tell him?

You've already done it haven't you?

 

[Ligma]

You've already done it haven't you?

1. Robertio
2. Bobertio
3. RobR
4. Bob
5. Rob

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

1. Robertio
2. Bobertio
3. RobR
4. Bob
5. Rob

A top 10 list with flawed logic AND it's unfinished? Nailed it.

Some people just get this place

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

So Tonga Bob made the list at 4. I expect he will be chuffed.

 

[Robertio]

So Tonga Bob made the list at 4. I expect he will be chuffed.

Keep up mate i thought you watched the Bombers, I've been Bob for a week now.

 

[Robertio]

A top 10 list with flawed logic AND it's unfinished? Nailed it.

Some people just get this place

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Keep up mate i thought you watched the Bombers, I've been Bob for a week now.

So you are an alleged upgrade?

Tongala Bob ≥ Tonga Bob ?

 

[Ligma]

So Tonga Bob made the list at 4. I expect he will be chuffed.

You’ll be in there gilf

 

[damicky]

1. Robertio
2. Bobertio
3. RobR
4. Bob
5. Rob

 

[Tonga Bob]

So Tonga Bob made the list at 4. I expect he will be chuffed.

Shut up Gramps I need this.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Brenton Davy’s Front Shirts – Brenton Davy does a complete 180 and shows us another side to his gruff, caveman-like persona by proving himself to be quite the discerning fashionista, as he carefully and methodically reviews both current and historical Sweet FA club kits to declare his personal favourite for each club.

 

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Brenton Davy’s Front Shirts – Brenton Davy does a complete 180 and shows us another side to his gruff, caveman-like persona by proving himself to be quite the discerning fashionista, as he carefully and methodically reviews both current and historical Sweet FA club kits to declare his personal favourite for each club.

This is a really good thread.

 

[Tonga Bob]

So you are an alleged upgrade?

Tongala Bob ≥ Tonga Bob ?

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

kickthething’s ‘kick the DAMN thing!’ – kickthething takes his first tentative steps into Sweet FA media to name and shame the league’s most chronic handballers as he ‘kicks off’ a new seasonal examination of players from across the league with the worst kick to handball ratio, in the same vein as such classics as Loonerty’s Derf Medal, Tonga Bob’s Bob's Stats - Free Kick Table & Agent93’s niche King of the Underground.

 

[TedDougChris]

kickthething’s ‘kick the DAMN thing!’ – kickthething takes his first tentative steps into Sweet FA media to name and shame the league’s most chronic handballers as he ‘kicks off’ a new seasonal examination of players from across the league with the worst kick to handball ratio, in the same vein as such classics as Loonerty’s Derf Medal, Tonga Bob’s Bob's Stats - Free Kick Table & Agent93’s niche King of the Underground.

Stop doxxing me FFS..... That image was sent to you in confidence....

 

[GWS Goose]

1. Robertio
2. Bobertio
3. RobR
4. Bob
5. Rob

I can't believe I missed out on the top 5

First all sweet, now this

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

An audience with okey – Each week okeydoke7 invites a different league identity to join him as his special guest, as they are welcomed and encouraged to listen intently while he regales them with anecdotes and the minutiae of his Curriculum Vitae.

Another one.

Media - An Audience With Okey - The Official Countdown to 1000 Goals

Good Evening and Welcome Sweet FA players and keen observers. Much to the delight of many and chagrin of some, I have reclaimed my place as the league’s best poster in S35. Although the inevitable beez will be appreciated, it will be a small milestone when compared to my 1000th goal, which I...

www.bigfooty.com

 

[damicky]

Another one.

Media - An Audience With Okey - The Official Countdown to 1000 Goals

Good Evening and Welcome Sweet FA players and keen observers. Much to the delight of many and chagrin of some, I have reclaimed my place as the league’s best poster in S35. Although the inevitable beez will be appreciated, it will be a small milestone when compared to my 1000th goal, which I...

www.bigfooty.com

Does that mean onkeydonkey has joined TheMediaFactory?

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Does that mean onkeydonkey has joined TheMediaFactory?

I'm afraid so.