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[King Elvis]

I'm not trying to show off- is a completely serious q. And women (im assuming) would get just as bored as men in relationships too. Instead of whinging about it (not talking about you, just in general) do something about it and try something different. If you don't like it, dont do it again and move on. Imo.

FWIW, I've never had a threesome but would be interested. My last bf was not into it, did not want to go there at all.

Just need a time and a place Shell

 

[Demosthenes]

Do guys refer to girls they pick up as 'Tinderbox'? Because it feels like that should be a thing.

 

[Borderline]

Have MMF spit roast with mates few times.

Could never do it with my Mrs

Well yeah, she'd need a dick for that

 

[kfc1]

Have MMF spit roast with mates few times.

Could never do it with my Mrs

How did you choose which mate got roasted? Fifa battle?

 

[Rough_Edges]

Well yeah, she'd need a dick for that

How did you choose which mate got roasted? Fifa battle?

Low hanging fruit lads

 

[kfc1]

Low hanging fruit lads

I understand this is a euphenism

 

[kfc1]

Actually i just realised i havent seen HirdyLannister post here in ages. Sanka, you dead mun?

 

[Shell]

MMF doesnt automatically mean spit roast.

 

[Simon_Nesbit]

Hmmm
I've considered a FFM but never the alternative. I think I could do it if I didn't know the other woman...I get jealous easily so it would be tough if it was with a friend. Also would probably end up just hooking up with the chick and not letting HBF go near her cos jealous.

Someone direct HBF to the AFS thread please.

 

[The Passenger]

As for the actual 3some, tho I wouldn't gaf re. jealousy- I'd probably just kick back and watch the other 2/ get bored go watch some TV and have something to eat.

I think that would be more of a "pseudo threesome"!!!

 

[kfc1]

Have MMF spit roast with mates few times.

Could never do it with my Mrs

Is this a jealousy thing? Madonna-whore complex? Would you be keen if it was with a stranger, not a bloke you knew?

 

[The Passenger]

Only way to do a mmf would be with a mate laughing at how much of a sloot the girl is

When you enter the world of the sexually active population, you are going to have a very hard time dealing with your GFs various sexual histories.

 

[Rough_Edges]

Is this a jealousy thing? Madonna-whore complex? Would you be keen if it was with a stranger, not a bloke you knew?

Yeh, jealousy thing.

Definitely not a crazy jealous bloke but wouldn't sit right with me seeing my Mrs getting a right bollocking by some other lad.

MMF doesnt automatically mean spit roast.

That why i thought it was worth outlining that it was a MMF spit roast.

 

[BALKAN]

When you enter the world of the sexually active population, you are going to have a very hard time dealing with your GFs various sexual histories.

no hymen no diamond

 

[kfc1]

Yeh, jealousy thing.

Definitely not a crazy jealous bloke but wouldn't sit right with me seeing my Mrs getting a right bollocking by some other lad.



That why i thought it was worth outlining that it was a MMF spit roast.

Random Q: Say you dated a girl pretty seriouslu who your mate had slept with a while back, and he films all his sexual partners in the act (consensually) would you expect him to delete the tape once you started dating her?

 

[Rough_Edges]

Nah

 

[Rough_Edges]

Fap away bruz

 

[The Passenger]

no hymen no diamond

Although I know you are being facetious, I've taken a few girls V plates and each time it was boring as ****. Don't recommend. Lets not even get started on the mess that was left behind a couple of times. The follow up sex was generally no good either.

To all the young ones out there, find someone who knows what they are doing in the bedroom and you'll be much happier. Everyone takes a bit of time to train themselves up, so you don't want to spend more time training someone else up. This advice is to both genders.

 

[kfc1]

Lol this reminds me of jobs that ask for minimum 5 years experience but nobody is hiring noobs so you cant get experience in the first place

Feelsbadman.jpg

 

[BALKAN]

Although I know you are being facetious, I've taken a few girls V plates and each time it was boring as ****. Don't recommend. Lets not even get started on the mess that was left behind a couple of times. The follow up sex was generally no good either.

To all the young ones out there, find someone who knows what they are doing in the bedroom and you'll be much happier. Everyone takes a bit of time to train themselves up, so you don't want to spend more time training someone else up. This advice is to both genders.

Or if your face looks like mine then take what you get and don't complain

 

[The Passenger]

Or if your face looks like mine then take what you get and don't complain

It's all in the banter man. srs.

 

[Rough_Edges]

lol ^

unless you're a srsly funny bloke if you got poor aesthetics you're pushing shit up hill, unfortunately.

 

[The Passenger]

lol ^

unless you're a srsly funny bloke if you got poor aesthetics you're pushing shit up hill, unfortunately.

I guess being a funny bloke is in the banter.

You don't need to be good crazy good looking to pull consistently. But its no secret being good looking helps.

I was much better looking when I was 20 then 25. But I was pulling much easier when I was older. Just understood much better how to talk to females.

 

[Rough_Edges]

I guess being a funny bloke is in the banter.

You don't need to be good crazy good looking to pull consistently. But its no secret being good looking helps.

I was much better looking when I was 20 then 25. But I was pulling much easier when I was older. Just understood much better how to talk to females.

Yeh, but you're not ugly, I take it.

Being a under 5 puts you at a massive disadvantage unfortunately. Especially for casual sex because blokes who are 7s are putting away birds who are 5s casually etc

 

[Rough_Edges]

Anyway

heeeellllooooooo ALANA fapfapfap

*in edit mode so you kents can't track me down by common connections