Computers & Internet Tinder

[LicoriceAllsorts]

What a bitch

 

[Duritz]

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Hahaha

This is the problem with women these days, they can't see a great catch, when it's staring them in the snatch.

Feel free to use that.

 

[Duritz]

Ok guys, I'm going to help you all out here, by thinking up a line you can use. Given I've come up with it you know it'll be witty, charming, flirty and just the right amount of wicked.

Feel free to use whenever you like, luckily for you guys I'm taken.

Ok, here we go -

When I first saw you, it made me feel like KFC original recipe: hard and bulbous in my drumstick, but full of maggots when you bite into it.

Thank me later hombres.

 

[T2B_]

When I first saw you, it made me feel like KFC original recipe: hard and bulbous in my drumstick, but full of maggots when you bite into it.

 

[akkaps]

 

[JoseMourinho]

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Smashing!

 

[ash_1050]

 

[iluvparis]

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Hahaha

The comic timing of the plz is amazing

 

[I Lost My Keays]

Amen

 

[rippersnipper]

Amen

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Never does, what a campaigner. Poor service that.

 

[ash_1050]

Talking with a girl who's offering to help me move apartments on Tuesday. Either I'm about to get robbed in the next few days or this is going to work out very well. Have offered to do dinner in exchange

 

[Duritz]

Talking with a girl who's offering to help me move apartments on Tuesday. Either I'm about to get robbed in the next few days or this is going to work out very well. Have offered to do her in exchange

That's what you should've done.

 

[T2B_]

Scenes from ash_1050's ransacked apartment late Tuesday November 23. Police say the cat captured in the photo is not a suspect at this point in time.

 

[ash_1050]

Scenes from ash_1050's ransacked apartment late Tuesday November 23. Police say the cat captured in the photo is not a suspect at this point in time.

 

[royboy2]

 

[NorthernLights]

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Does Call_Me_Floss know you're on tinder?

 

[royboy2]

Does Call_Me_Floss know you're on tinder?

She does now you tagged her!!

 

[I Lost My Keays]

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charge your phone!

 

[rippersnipper]

Get a notification saying I have a match so I open tinder up but then there's nothing there...what the actual ****

 

[brahj]

Get a notification saying I have a match so I open tinder up but then there's nothing there...what the actual ****

They unmatched as fast as they matched.

Condolences, brother.

 

[rippersnipper]

They unmatched as fast as they matched.

Condolences, brother.

****

 

[bok_party]

They were probably a bot. They unmatch you after a little bit.

 

[rippersnipper]

I have to say that the girls in Sydney on tinder are on average far better than those in melbs. Ran out of likes twice in 2 days up there yet haven't done it once here.

 

[Borderline]

 

[Catfish Alley]

I would have thought in todays pr0n-saturated tinder world that anal would have been one of the more tame acts.