Computers & Internet Tinder

[Big Bryza]

To play dumb or call out obvious Catfish

Play along and give us running commentary.

 

[BACCS]

To play dumb or call out obvious Catfish

Nah play with it for a while and post results here

 

[GreyWind]

Play along and give us running commentary.

Nah play with it for a while and post results here

This.

 

[King Elvis]

Nah play with it for a while and post results here

Want me to post the results of playing with it as well?

 

[I Lost My Keays]

To play dumb or call out obvious Catfish

Have you set your wedding date with this lad?

 

[Cotchin 9]

No shit?

Apart from smelling nice, why better than normal?

It's grouse cuz.

 

[Catgirl]

No worse combination than a socially awkward catfish. What do I respond to this?

 

[Shell]

"Damn, I'm looking for a quick ****. Cya".

 

[BotsMaster]

No worse combination than a socially awkward catfish. What do I respond to this?

"Looking for that special someone to contest me at all times and not go missing in the heat of the moment"

 

[Duritz]

I think Catgirl should say something like, "It's been a while since I've had success, so I'm sending out an SOS to get me out of these blues. We can start slow, maybe we'll kreuze out for a Malthouse milkshake and doull a little sightseeing. My car runs on diesel so we can take our time. Just don't ratten me."















I'll see myself out.

 

[Gibbsy]

"I also love to watch sporn. It's hotton."

 

[Catgirl]

I was supposed to play along but Duritz' line is just so damn tempting

 

[Catgirl]

I may put the Duritz line into play after he (or she) responds

 

[Gibbsy]

Just eat the damn orange!

 

[GWBogan]

Looking for love on Tinder?

 

[Shellz]

I would so try and get in contact with dale Thomas and tell him the story. Organise a date with "Alex" and have Thomas turn up

 

[Richo is God]

I may put the Duritz line into play after he (or she) responds

You lead him on and organise a date then drop that line

 

[Catgirl]

I would so try and get in contact with dale Thomas and tell him the story. Organise a date with "Alex" and have Thomas turn up

Plot twist, "Alex" is indeed Dale Thomas

 

[T2B_]

Looking for love on Tinder?

As convincing as those who put "I'm just here to make friends" on dating sites.

 

[rippersnipper]

Well you might become a quarter-famous if it goes anywhere.

 

[JoseMourinho]

No worse combination than a socially awkward catfish. What do I respond to this?

To be fair, if he is sporting pictures of famous AFL players, you'd expect them to be socially awkward

 

[Bomberboyokay]

To be fair, if he is sporting pictures of famous AFL players, you'd expect them to be socially awkward

And even if he's Mr Confidence he knows he's never going to meet her because of the photos. So he's probably laughing more than Catgirl is "She thinks I look like him hur hur".

 

[Catgirl]

To be fair, if he is sporting pictures of famous AFL players, you'd expect them to be socially awkward

In the real world? Yes. On an online platform where no one can plausibly or feasibly determine his/her identity, and where s/he is free to adopt any persona without anyone knowing any different? No. You know you're at the bottom of the chain when your life is reduced to stealing someone's identity online to pick up girls, and this is considerably worse when you can't even Catfish without seeming weird, awkward and evidencing substandard communication skills.

And even if he's Mr Confidence he knows he's never going to meet her because of the photos. So he's probably laughing more than Catgirl is "She thinks I look like him hur hur".

That's the thing though. Who knows, maybe s/he is the type of creep to try and meet up with girls under this Marc Murphy façade. Unsuspecting women may go through with it and will go to the meet up point, with the real "Alex" watching on from a distance having their victim right in the place they want them. What happens from there...

 

[Bomberboyokay]

You should meet him to see if he kidnaps you.

 

[JoseMourinho]

No. You know you're at the bottom of the chain when your life is reduced to stealing someone's identity online to pick up girls, and this is considerably worse when you can't even Catfish without seeming weird, awkward and evidencing substandard communication skills.

So he is at the bottom of the chain! !

And even if he's Mr Confidence he knows he's never going to meet her because of the photos. So he's probably laughing more than Catgirl is "She thinks I look like him hur hur".

If he was doing it as a catfish, he'd be better at conversation