Computers & Internet Tinder

[rippersnipper]

He's probs fat then

 

[the_interloper]

He's probs fat then

Don't be down on fatties, it takes a big hammer to drive a big nail.

 

[Duritz]

In the real world? Yes. On an online platform where no one can plausibly or feasibly determine his/her identity, and where s/he is free to adopt any persona without anyone knowing any different? No. You know you're at the bottom of the chain when your life is reduced to stealing someone's identity online to pick up girls, and this is considerably worse when you can't even Catfish without seeming weird, awkward and evidencing substandard communication skills.


That's the thing though. Who knows, maybe s/he is the type of creep to try and meet up with girls under this Marc Murphy façade. Unsuspecting women may go through with it and will go to the meet up point, with the real "Alex" watching on from a distance having their victim right in the place they want them. What happens from there...

Ask him if he drives a Volkswagen.

 

[BALKAN]

Back on Tinder after a 6 month hiatus and the whole 'matches' section is way shit now.

Still, I am happy to be prowling again for heavenly blessed beauties.

 

[Cotchin 9]

So many Scandinavians

 

[Shupe]

My best mate smashes Tinder. Always hooks up, several per week. I get bulk matches but my text game ain't strong so I don't even talk to people on there. I'm much better in person.

 

[Catfish Alley]

A few a week? So around 100-150 a year on average? That seems pretty crazy.

 

[Shupe]

Bad English. Catches up with several per week, probably converts at about 50%. He normally gets in relationships, so his little sprees don't last long. That said, I've never seen someone set it up so effortlessly.

 

[Gibbsy]

My best mate smashes Tinder. Always hooks up, several per week. I get bulk matches but my text game ain't strong so I don't even talk to people on there. I'm much better in person.

It really is just an ego-boosting thing now, hey. Nice to get matches but I can rarely actually be bothered starting conversations because it's always the same shit chat

 

[BALKAN]

Bad English. Catches up with several per week, probably converts at about 50%. He normally gets in relationships, so his little sprees don't last long. That said, I've never seen someone set it up so effortlessly.

pics of best mate + screenshots of tinder profile needed

 

[Catgirl]

Umm guys, did just find Dustin Martin on Tinder

 

[Prudster]

Umm guys, did just find Dustin Martin on Tinder

I dare you to ask him out for drinks..

 

[Catgirl]

I dare you to ask him out for drinks..

I don't drink, Japanese will have to suffice. Heard of this grand place on Chapel St, not sure though

 

[Taylor]

"I'll let you push that little wood in me against the wall"

 

[JoseMourinho]

I don't drink, Japanese will have to suffice. Heard of this grand place on Chapel St, not sure though

Just make sure that the staff don't give you any sort of utensils obviously.

 

[BALKAN]

I don't drink, Japanese will have to suffice. Heard of this grand place on Chapel St, not sure though

a/s/l?

 

[Prudster]

I don't drink, Japanese will have to suffice. Heard of this grand place on Chapel St, not sure though

I'm sure Dustin will be fine just having coke

 

[Catgirl]

Just make sure that the staff don't give you any sort of utensils obviously.

Gasp! What are you alluding to? That my Dusty would dare threaten me with an Oriental kitchen utensil? Surely not

 

[JoseMourinho]

Gasp! What are you alluding to? That my Dusty would dare threaten me with an Oriental kitchen utensil? Surely not

Nah, he just wants someone just as uncivilised as he is

 

[Catgirl]

Nah, he just wants someone just as uncivilised as he is

In that case I'd step down from the podium and recommend Kim Duthie

 

[T2B_]

Gasp! What are you alluding to? That my Dusty would dare threaten me with an Oriental kitchen utensil? Surely not

It's probably better than whatever 'Alex' has planned

 

[brahj]

I think Asian chicks might hate me. I've never got a right swipe from an Asian girl, just keep getting messages from all these damn round eyes.

BluesMan

 

[BluesMan]

On the topic brahj , I actually get plenty of Asians, more than I thought. Just gotta tick one off one day...

 

[brahj]

On the topic brahj , I actually get plenty of Asians, more than I thought. Just gotta tick one off one day...

Are you a man in a panda suit or a pokemon? How?

 

[BluesMan]

Are you a man in a panda suit or a pokemon? How?

lol, I'm as surprised as you