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[BALKAN]

Olivija marry me pls

yeah the rest are average, would still plow with the force of a thousand rampaging Nazis

 

[King Elvis]

Would, but all average.

 

[gym4life]

Pretty happy with the recovery here.

 

[akkaps]

Argh.

 

[gym4life]

Argh.

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So close, I'm looking for someone to fall for it as well. I'm pretty sure Unknown identity is just a god.

 

[King Elvis]

View attachment 218582 Pretty happy with the recovery here.

She's cute - Godspeed.

 

[gym4life]

Only reply from about ten attempts of this upsexy shit.

 

[akkaps]

View attachment 218589 Only reply from about ten attempts of this upsexy shit.

I know this is pretty ironic coming from me, but you may want to tetras your first message. There is a spelling mistake.

 

[gym4life]

I know this is pretty ironic coming from me, but you may want to tetras your first message. There is a spelling mistake.

Yeah realised that just then, that was legit autocorrect.

 

[BALKAN]

what's the difference between jam and jelly?
I can't jelly my **** down your throat































































Please respond

 

[Big Bryza]

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As if you wouldn't bang them?!

 

[pantskyle]

I used the upsexy line on my missus she just laughed and told me I am stupid, I told her to respond correctly so I can use the punch line. She did and so did I.

 

[JoseMourinho]

View attachment 218589 Only reply from about ten attempts of this upsexy shit.

I like how you went into troll mode the moment, she said english or nah.

 

[gym4life]

I like how you went into troll mode the moment, she said english or nah.

She was on a thin wire already hence the reason I used the line so the wrong answer and they can just gtfo.

 

[LukasTheGreat]

So much class.

 

[HirdyLannister]

Hopefully she wants a quick bang and not another kid. I don't discriminate against age!

 

[Pea Nut]

Hopefully she wants a quick bang and not another kid. I don't discriminate against age!

Chances on four different dads ???

 

[MisterB]

Chances on four different dads ???

I'm tipping probably two.

 

[Perth gal]

Hopefully she wants a quick bang and not another kid. I don't discriminate against age!

Gives a whole new meaning to the word optimistic.

 

[ash_1050]

I'm tipping probably two.

Two kids have brown hair and two have blonde. You're probably right.

 

[King Elvis]

I'm sure she's lovely, but she should be sterilized.

 

[Catgirl]

*unmatches swiftly and never attempts upsexy line again*

 

[King Elvis]

Seems like you got a thing for ethnic dudes without a sense of humor?

 

[Catgirl]

Seems like you got a thing for ethnic dudes without a sense of humor?

Yeah not at all

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Danny's haircut is ****en shithouse