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[craigos]

Think they do something similar during Big Bash games at The WACA. But, it's more rapid than every 10 minutes, they change every time a 6 gets hit or something.

Really? Could be awkward for any New Zealanders in the crowd.

 

[Shell]

Really? Could be awkward for any New Zealanders in the crowd.

Make it BYO sheep for them.

 

[HirdyLannister]

Essendon fans would just get on the gear and shag mid-match.

You know me too well [emoji106]

 

[Smoooothy]

+1 for dating is the absolute worst...

 

[Cruyff14]

Have had 1 gf, it's our two years next month and one day she will become my wife.

 

[Scotland]

Have had 1 gf, it's our two years next month and one day she will become my wife.

#pedestal #princess

 

[Cruyff14]

Hahahahaha

 

[pantskyle]

Have had 1 gf, it's our two years next month and one day she will become my wife.

Settle down hotshot.

 

[Cruyff14]

Settle down hotshot.

I can't help that I am #irresistible.

 

[akkaps]

Have had 1 gf, it's our two years next month and one day she will become my wife.

Ross?

Sorry, had to be said.

 

[Cruyff14]

I am surprised you're making a post that is coherent, to be entirely honest.

 

[perthblue]

Have had 1 gf, it's our two years next month and one day she will become my wife.

 

[Cruyff14]

How's your right hand treating you?

 

[akkaps]

I am surprised you're making a post that is coherent, to be entirely honest.

What's that supposed to mean?

 

[craigos]

Game on.

 

[the_interloper]

I remember going on a date with a bird I picked up one weekend. She suggested the beach, I said ok (she had a great rack and was keen to see her in her togs). Anyway rocked up in my boardies with my tubby white torso feeling good, happened to run into the two most ripped blokes that I know down there. I lost my confidence, was a shit date and never saw her (or her excellent bewbies) again, shit.

 

[Duritz]

I remember going on a date with a bird I picked up one weekend. She suggested the beach, I said ok (she had a great rack and was keen to see her in her togs). Anyway rocked up in my boardies with my tubby white torso feeling good, happened to run into the two most ripped blokes that I know down there. I lost my confidence, was a shit date and never saw her (or her excellent bewbies) again, shit.

You should've said to her, "baby, once you go flaccid, things ain't never placid!"

I'm sure that'd have worked.

 

[pantskyle]

What's that supposed to mean?

It means he is surprised that you made a post that didn't need to be deciphered to be understood.

 

[perthblue]

What's that supposed to mean?

मैं हैरान आप एक पोस्ट है कि सुसंगत है, पूरी तरह से ईमानदार होना करने के लिए कर रहे हैं पुरूष।

 

[the_interloper]

You should've said to her, "baby, once you go flaccid, things ain't never placid!"

I'm sure that'd have worked.

I tried your oyster line, that's when she said she had to do afternoon shift that day, who can tell where I went wrong really?

 

[craigos]

Do you like lacrosse?

Cause I'm gunna wipe my balls all lacrosse your face.

 

[Big Bryza]

Full disclosure: I split the bill but I don't put out.

The bins?

We can work around that.

 

[Big Bryza]

I pay for everything on a first date... I don't mind as long as the girl is geniunely appreciative.

But I don't just keep on paying for everything... I'll see if she ever offers to pay. If she doesn't it's catch ya later I'm not mother Teresa... It's 2016, these females have their own jobs, their own money. Plus females lost their 'bloke pays for everything' entitlements when they stopped learning how to cook n clean from their mama.

I don't like splitting bills tho.. Just one person shouts the meal or whatever, next time round, the other person sorts the bill out

Definitely this. No bill splitting.

Gentlemanly thing to do is shout the first date. Alternate from there on if it turns into multiple dates. Most girls are more than ok to pay their share, just be a good bloke and surprise them with little presents along the way.

 

[Spanish Sahara]

Anyone tried Bumble?

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

Anyone tried Bumble?

Just reading about it now

only the woman can message first?