i used to open with "you look so tasty, i want to spread you on my morning toast" for some reason i thought this was really sexy
not a single car wristy was experienced
not a single car wristy was experienced
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Did he follow up with, "Is this you, Cyril?"
My completely uninformed assertion would be daddy issuesNewly single so just got tinder for the first time. Googled some openers and the best response was to, 'I want to paint you green and smack you like a bad avocado'. 3/4 resulted in conversations.
Have absolutely no idea why.
Newly single so just got tinder for the first time. Googled some openers and the best response was to, 'I want to paint you green and smack you like a bad avocado'. 3/4 resulted in conversations.
Have absolutely no idea why.
My completely uninformed assertion would be daddy issues
Um.....Who's your daddy!!
that was a weak burn. definitely not worth 2 reaction gifs in a row.
Quite clearly not worth your timei used to open with "you look so tasty, i want to spread you on my morning toast" for some reason i thought this was really sexy
not a single car wristy was experienced
No, but he did follow it up with "I want to do dirty things to you". Which makes me suspect to think that he is actually Hodge
Um.....
This guy!*
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*Slight possibility I may not be Brock Lesnar's biological daughter
So was mine. I was on my best behaviourMy first date with HBF was at the footy. I guess it's different when you both support the same team.
You went on a date with HBF?So was mine. I was on my best behaviour
I dated them both. Collingwood won and they both looked sad. It was fantastic.You went on a date with HBF?
You delicious lady smooches made me feel better thoughI dated them both. Collingwood won and they both looked sad. It was fantastic.
I dated them both. Collingwood won and they both looked sad. It was fantastic.
Go on...You delicious lady smooches made me feel better though
90% of dudes are creeps on Tinder. Make normal conversation and you will do well because you're better than most of their matches.
And openers are pathetic. Pick something from their bio or pictures and comment on it. Much better convo starter.
90% of dudes are creeps on Tinder. Make normal conversation and you will do well because you're better than most of their matches.
And openers are pathetic. Pick something from their bio or pictures and comment on it. Much better convo starter.
What, like "Nice ****, I'd like to drop a load on them"?