Computers & Internet Tinder

[akkaps]

HaroLad ?????????????????????????????????

 

[Bostonian]

Ok guys n gals. Taking down my profile and starting again soon.
Whats a good couple of lines for my bio.

Go....

OK I have a TM on this saying but I'll allow you to use it.

"If personalities were penises I'd be a pr0n star"

 

[GreyCrow]

OK I have a TM on this saying but I'll allow you to use it.

"If personalities were penises I'd be a pr0n star"

The Hedgehog?

 

[HenrikLundqvist]

Ok guys n gals. Taking down my profile and starting again soon.
Whats a good couple of lines for my bio.

Go....

I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U.

 

[Duritz]

Ok guys n gals. Taking down my profile and starting again soon.
Whats a good couple of lines for my bio.

Go....

Hello ladies. I'm in the navy, so for months I've been surrounded by seamen night and day!! I didn't drown at sea so let me drown you in my semen tonight!!

 

[gym4life]

Ok guys n gals. Taking down my profile and starting again soon.
Whats a good couple of lines for my bio.

Go....

Don't use a bio, honestly this shit is really easy.

 

[gym4life]

When you get a match all you eed to say is variations of "you are ****ing stunning", "you are amazing" and you are good to go.

 

[King Cat]

This one seems to work well.

How awkward is it that we are both meeting like this? I mean what if it actually works out? For the rest of our lives we have to tell people we met in Tinder. Nope. Can't do it. Let's start thinking of a cover story right now.

 

[Big Bryza]

Ok guys n gals. Taking down my profile and starting again soon.
Whats a good couple of lines for my bio.

Go....

A pun or joke. Sorts out the ones with a sense of humour.

 

[Big Bryza]

When you get a match all you eed to say is variations of "you are ******* stunning", "you are amazing" and you are good to go.

Pretty creepy for a girl you've only see photos of.

 

[Duritz]

I've got a bio for you guys struggling with the "ladies":

Roses are red, but you'll get none from me,
Instead I'm into cruelty.

Thank me later.

 

[eastaugh36]

Ok people, joined up the other day and have since had about 8 matches. Firstly, what is it with girls who swipe right on you and then don't message you? Is it generally accepted that the guy has to message first? I'm trying to avoid the whole "hi, how are you?" way to start a conversation so what are some tips on this?

 

[gym4life]

Ok people, joined up the other day and have since had about 8 matches. Firstly, what is it with girls who swipe right on you and then don't message you? Is it generally accepted that the guy has to message first? I'm trying to avoid the whole "hi, how are you?" way to start a conversation so what are some tips on this?

When you get a match all you eed to say is variations of "you are ******* stunning", "you are amazing" and you are good to go.

Legit foolproof, they always come back with "haha awwww, you aren't too bad yourself".

 

[eastaugh36]

Legit foolproof, they always come back with "haha awwww, you aren't too bad yourself".

Yeah but I'm using this as a relationship finder not a hookup. There's a real stunning girl who I matched with late last night and I need to make my move no later than late this afternoon.

 

[WCErevival]

Yeah but I'm using this as a relationship finder not a hookup. There's a real stunning girl who I matched with late last night and I need to make my move no later than late this afternoon.

Is she still on there?

 

[gym4life]

Yeah but I'm using this as a relationship finder not a hookup. There's a real stunning girl who I matched with late last night and I need to make my move no later than late this afternoon.

age?

 

[Geelong_Sicko]

I've got a bio for you guys struggling with the "ladies":

Roses are red, but you'll get none from me,
Instead I'm into cruelty.

Thank me later.

Ha! What about

Roses are red
Corpses are blue
Meet me at midnight
and the next one is you

 

[Duritz]

Ha! What about

Roses are red
Corpses are blue
Meet me at midnight
and the next one is you

That's good.

Or,

Violets are red,
When you spill blood on them.

 

[Jack Richards]

Yeah but I'm using this as a relationship finder not a hookup. There's a real stunning girl who I matched with late last night and I need to make my move no later than late this afternoon.

You're on the wrong platform. Try E-harmony

 

[GreyCrow]

Just happy we can now leave Goopy Vagina Girls page

 

[iDon]

Legit foolproof, they always come back with "haha awwww, you aren't too bad yourself".

Oh gosh. Not this eastaugh36

Find something of interest in her photos/bio start with that or make a joke about something in a photo.

 

[Perth gal]

Just happy we can now leave Goopy Vagina Girls page

Ditto

 

[Jack Richards]

I would be contemplating watching this..

 

[HenrikLundqvist]

Just happy we can now leave Goopy Vagina Girls page

She's back!

I would be contemplating watching this..

It's more fun when you're the slug. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[BC9_]

Tinder plus is actually good. Can be worthwhile.

...here come the responses