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I matched with someone who it said lived very nearby, wasn't feeling the conversation and was just about ready to brush them off.

Then I realised they live in the same apartment building as me.

Awkward. I've locked myself in my unit all weekend. Can't step out.
I'm currently in Lanzarote, Spain. Spotted the girl who was sleeping on the bunk above me on Tinder. Did not match :(
 

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Should go on Tinder in Serbia. Women are so hot it looks like every profile is fake instead of just every second one.

Does help to speak Serbo Croatian and be able to read and write in Cyrillic, though.
 

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I matched with someone who it said lived very nearby, wasn't feeling the conversation and was just about ready to brush them off.

Then I realised they live in the same apartment building as me.

Awkward. I've locked myself in my unit all weekend. Can't step out.
Wouldn't this be the perfect Tinder match? Lives close by and requires no travel and short notice for a potential sex. Or is Tinder about finding true love now?
 

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I'm looking for a girl that is into travel, yoga and keeping fit but not into hook-ups, one night stands or playing games.

Any idea where I could find a girl who self-describes as such?
Your profile pic is standing in front of Machu Picchu isn't it?
 

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Wouldn't this be the perfect Tinder match? Lives close by and requires no travel and short notice for a potential sex. Or is Tinder about finding true love now?
Nah it was more I reconsidered my attraction.

However, update: Got home from work tonight, got in the lift with this elderly pair who seemed pretty lost. Heard the front door close so tried to hold the open door on the lift, but the old pair were having trouble pushing their floor number, so my hand slipped as I shifted to the front of the lift and the door shut on the person's face. So I slipped my foot between the doors, they opened and there was the match.

Actually a lot more hot in person. Will get this thing going on after all.
 
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Nah it was more I reconsidered my attraction.

However, update: Got home from work tonight, got in the lift with this elderly pair who seemed pretty lost. Heard the front door close so tried to hold the open door on the lift, but the old pair were having trouble pushing their floor number, so my hand slipped as I shifted to the front of the lift and the door shut on the person's face. So I slipped my foot between the doors, they opened and there was the match.

Actually a lot more hot in person. Will get this thing going on after all.
Did you stalk and find the room number?
 

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Actually a lot more hot in person. Will get this thing going on after all.
Met someone from Tinder last Friday and we will be catching up for the forth time already tonight. Completely unexpected, gotta love the girls that are miles hotter in person than their photos suggest.
 

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I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I'm out of control, and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.
Translates to im a complete crazy bitch that will give you nightmares but i have a vagina that you want to poke so thats the trade off.
 
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Met someone from Tinder last Friday and we will be catching up for the forth time already tonight. Completely unexpected, gotta love the girls that are miles hotter in person than their photos suggest.
Wow, that's a lot, nice one!

Well, turns out my Tinder neighbour previously worked in pornographic movies.

This is by far the most interesting Tinder match that I've not had sex with yet.
 
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