Computers & Internet Tinder

[FootyJunkie]

Run Maude! Run!

 

[Beerfish]

"Hey, I saw you in a short film. Did that plumber ever get the kitchen pipe unclogged?"

"Hey you look hot enough to be in pr0n. Are you in pr0n?"

 

[craigos]

This just came up in conversation?

 

[spinynorman]

This just came up in conversation?

I have pretty good banter, clearly.

 

[Golden_6]

I have pretty good banter, clearly.

I'm still going to need an answer of how this information came to light.

 

[IKnowtheDog]

Wow, that's a lot, nice one!

Well, turns out my Tinder neighbour previously worked in pornographic movies.

This is by far the most interesting Tinder match that I've not had sex with yet.

Is this her?

 

[TheWoodenSlug]

Is this her?

Well I guess I'm going to have to break my 'no wanking at work' rule, again.

 

[TheWoodenSlug]

Actually she kind of looks like Daniel Menzel. Definitely going to have to break my rule now.

 

[And_ROOS]

Did actually have this in my Tinder bio for a while for some degree of success

It works for me kittygal!

 

[ash_1050]

Actually she kind of looks like Daniel Menzel. Definitely going to have to break my rule now.

Elisha Cuthbert. You're welcome.

 

[TheWoodenSlug]

Elisha Cuthbert. You're welcome.

Thanks mate, but not required. I nearly wore out my copy of The Girl Next Door back in the day - and it's really not that good a movie.

 

[Cotchin 9]

Tinder updated for me. But where'd the group bit go?

 

[Hu$tler]

Serious examples of decent things to say other than hey or whats up?

 

[perthblue]

I froze your tears and made a dagger,
and stabbed it in my **** forever.
It stays there like Excalibur,
Are you my Arthur?
Say you are.

Take this cool dark steeled blade,
Steal it, sheath it, in your lake.
I’d drown with you to be together.
Must you breathe? 'Cause I need Heaven

 

[WCErevival]

My friend just found a fake profile with my pic. Good luck getting no matches Nigerian man

 

[Beerfish]

Serious examples of decent things to say other than hey or whats up?

Does this rag smell like chloroform?

 

[Duritz]

Serious examples of decent things to say other than hey or whats up?

Hey baby you know that feeling when you feel like you're being watched? No? Give me your address.

 

[Billy ray]

Do you have pet insurance?

 

[FoolCat]

No thanks.

 

[Coolangatta]

Serious examples of decent things to say other than hey or whats up?

Hi, isn't it bullshit how I have to force a conversation with you in the hopes that you might develop interest in me and become my girlfr--- hey, where the **** are you going!? Get back here now!

 

[Duritz]

Serious examples of decent things to say other than hey or whats up?

Hi babe, do you like anal sex? No? Sorry judging by the size of your arse in your pics I assumed you were Greek. Never mind, hi I'm .....

 

[Old M8]

Just how little chance do I have after going with this starter? 0/10 or 0.01/10?

 

[Duritz]

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Just how little chance do I have after going with this starter? 0/10 or 0.01/10?

Wouldn't you just kill the snail?

 

[Old M8]

Wouldn't you just kill the snail?

****, should have pointed out that he's immortal.

 

[GreyCrow]

Wouldn't you just kill the snail?

The snail is a metaphor for death anyway. Enjoy the $50 mill and **** you death