Computers & Internet Tinder

[Silent Alarm]

Alright, so what's the etiquette with matching someone you kind of know?

Had a few where we've had two to a dozen mutuals but they're no one I know and you can tell the mutuals are probably from nights out/uni/they're generally not in contact. However, I've just gotten one with 35 – and about 12 years ago, we lived next door to each other. Quite clearly know one another and I have some good mates who are friends with her. But we've never chatted. I've found her really cute for years now, just my type'o lass, lives in the next suburb across... seems right on.

But I haven't had to deal with this for years. I'm used to anonymity and being free. I feel like anything I say will be relayed back to people or something.

Has anyone ever actually got anything out of these situations? How do you start the chat? Do you ever acknowledge you know one another, or just act like you regularly would? I feel like the 2 things I know about girls are now redundant.

 

[savagelunchbox]

I'm out of there mate, couldn't tell you

Stop acting like you're a hit with the ladies. You're a virgin and a pretentious, try hard one at that.

 

[Shupe]

I generally just use Tinder to troll. One night I got drunk and messaged every single Tinder match I have just one word.

"Hodor".

I actually got a few decent replies when I woke up in the morning and realised what I had done.

Ok so this now needs a follow up. Over the past couple of weeks I've gone on a few dates with a girl I met (friend of a friend type of thing, nothing to do with Tinder). Anyway, last night I get a message from her saying she had the funniest realisation. So obviously I enquired. She then proceeds to send me a screenshot of us matching on Tinder months prior, with my opening line being…

"HODOR!"

She was one of the ones that had a good reply at the time. She's da 1.

 

[Silent Alarm]

Stop acting like you're a hit with the ladies. You're a virgin and a pretentious, try hard one at that.

Says the bloke who's been spending his money on little player sponsorships, multiple times over multiple years, to parade on a football forum!

How is saying you don't live somewhere to someone taking the piss out of you, somehow a sign of me conveying a Fabio-like existence?

 

[checkraiseulite]

Stop acting like you're a hit with the ladies. You're a virgin and a pretentious, try hard one at that.

 

[savagelunchbox]

Says the bloke who's been spending his money on little player sponsorships, multiple times over multiple years, to parade on a football forum!

How is saying you don't live somewhere to someone taking the piss out of you, somehow a sign of me conveying a Fabio-like existence?

Really, that's the best you can do, virgin? Piss off from threads about women you have no idea. You bore them to death with your autistic wannabe, know it all way and they don't want anything to do with you. Stop trying to act like you know it all.

 

[Shupe]

Dat sexual tension.

 

[Big Bryza]

Whilst I'm sure you're mates are fine, that's very unsafe from a girl's point of view. Should always meet in my dungeon the first time.

Edited for accuracy.

 

[SterlingArcher]

Stop fighting, you guys were the perfect couple

 

[grizzlym]

Do not post photos of actual users.

 

[louismaxwell]

Thank god this is about tindr and not the gay one grindr, could you imagine some of the abhorrent stories we would be hearing if this was case. it would be mind boggling.

 

[Floor Pie]

Thank god this is about tindr and not the gay one grindr, could you imagine some of the abhorrent stories we would be hearing if this was case. it would be mind boggling.

Why would grindr stories be abhorrent? Or mind boggling?

 

[louismaxwell]

Why would grindr stories be abhorrent? Or mind boggling?

Very amusing placing this in question time, but i am blocked from replying in question time. Thanks for that.

 

[Floor Pie]

Very amusing placing this in question time, but i am blocked from replying in question time. Thanks for that.

Well, that's a shocker. Banned from srp, banned from question time.

And your previous accounts have been banned for homophobic slurs.

At least you learned your lesson...

 

[louismaxwell]

Well, that's a shocker. Banned from srp, banned from question time.

And your previous accounts have been banned for homophobic slurs.

At least you learned your lesson...

All i'll say in reply, i believe homosexuality is a valid lifestyle choice, see i have learned.

 

[BACCS]

Always looking for the next one who is better. But really I have met up with a couple of girls who looking nothing like their photo. Still interesting people and spent a few nights hanging out.

I realised I was shopping outside my price range and as soon as I realised that I have had a much more positive and less frustrsting time.

Yep, there's plenty of action to be had off Tinder if you realise that the stunners on there will rarely be up for hookups, and are just fishing for likes to boost their ego.

 

[melbournemartin]

Grindr is even more sexually oriented than Tinder. That is not some stereotype I've pulled out of thin air, but based on what all my gay friends using it have told me.

 

[iDon]

Grindr is even more sexually oriented than Tinder. That is not some stereotype I've pulled out of thin air, but based on what all my gay friends using it have told me.

Conversation usually goes.

"You a giver or taker?"

If he is opposite to his orientation its.

"Well im at *insert address* ill be ready in an hour."

Its pretty bloody straight forward

 

[bok_party]

Conversation usually goes.

"You a giver or taker?"

If he is opposite to his orientation its.

"Well im at *insert address* ill be ready in an hour."

Its pretty bloody straight forward

if it was only that easy on Tinder...

 

[The Passenger]

it's nothing to do with being gay, it's just a guy thing. on average guys a far more up for casual sex than girls. so naturally in the gay scene there is a lot of casual hooking up going on.

if you've ever been to a gay club you'll know what's its like being a girl out on the town. dudes everywhere trying to chat and feel you up.

 

[King Elvis]

Alright, so what's the etiquette with matching someone you kind of know?

Had a few where we've had two to a dozen mutuals but they're no one I know and you can tell the mutuals are probably from nights out/uni/they're generally not in contact. However, I've just gotten one with 35 – and about 12 years ago, we lived next door to each other. Quite clearly know one another and I have some good mates who are friends with her. But we've never chatted. I've found her really cute for years now, just my type'o lass, lives in the next suburb across... seems right on.

But I haven't had to deal with this for years. I'm used to anonymity and being free. I feel like anything I say will be relayed back to people or something.

Has anyone ever actually got anything out of these situations? How do you start the chat? Do you ever acknowledge you know one another, or just act like you regularly would? I feel like the 2 things I know about girls are now redundant.

Deal with what?

Jesus ****ing Christ.

 

[iDon]

Deal with what?

Jesus ******* Christ.

Having to talk to someone that has some idea about what SA was like and he can't put a large, fake front that no doubt he can do living in Melbourne and no-one knowing who / what he is like

 

[Book Reader]

Really, that's the best you can do, virgin? Piss off from threads about women you have no idea. You bore them to death with your autistic wannabe, know it all way and they don't want anything to do with you. Stop trying to act like you know it all.

Having to talk to someone that has some idea about what SA was like and he can't put a large, fake front that no doubt he can do living in Melbourne and no-one knowing who / what he is like

These could be the single greatest posts in the history of the internet.

 

[Smoooothy]

Really, that's the best you can do, virgin? Piss off from threads about women you have no idea. You bore them to death with your autistic wannabe, know it all way and they don't want anything to do with you. Stop trying to act like you know it all.

Strong and overdue callout.

 

[getthefooty]

Alright, so what's the etiquette with matching someone you kind of know?

Had a few where we've had two to a dozen mutuals but they're no one I know and you can tell the mutuals are probably from nights out/uni/they're generally not in contact. However, I've just gotten one with 35 – and about 12 years ago, we lived next door to each other. Quite clearly know one another and I have some good mates who are friends with her. But we've never chatted. I've found her really cute for years now, just my type'o lass, lives in the next suburb across... seems right on.

But I haven't had to deal with this for years. I'm used to anonymity and being free. I feel like anything I say will be relayed back to people or something.

Has anyone ever actually got anything out of these situations? How do you start the chat? Do you ever acknowledge you know one another, or just act like you regularly would? I feel like the 2 things I know about girls are now redundant.

This is just a nothing post.