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Duritz

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He could slide through the ceiling vent while you're having a shower
Exactly!! ******* bastard of a snail would never sleep either!!!

How big is it? Step over it
Hot night? You leave the window open to help you see. Oh, psycho nail starts eating through the fly wire while you sleep!!!! You wake up and he's ******* millimetres from your face, sliming his way to you. As you open your eyes he's stretching out his antennas about to touch you!!!!

******* psycho snail!!!!
 

GreyCrow

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Exactly!! ******* bastard of a snail would never sleep either!!!



Hot night? You leave the window open to help you see. Oh, psycho nail starts eating through the fly wire while you sleep!!!! You wake up and he's ******* millimetres from your face, sliming his way to you. As you open your eyes he's stretching out his antennas about to touch you!!!!

******* psycho snail!!!!
Haha friend says tracking device on snail. you got $50mill surely you can pay someone else to find it and put the tracker on.
 

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Duritz

Scourge of Bookmakers
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Haha friend says tracking device on snail. you got $50mill surely you can pay someone else to find it and put the tracker on.
You'd need to employ a security team to watch the little campaigner 24-7, and you know what he does then? He gets a snail mate of his to pretend to be him. They switch the tracker and normal snail hangs out in the garden wearing it while the ******* psycho snail sneaks into your shoes to lie in wait ffs!!!

Couldn't you just trap it in some plastic container?
Oh you think you can trap an immortal, psycho snail in some ******* plastic bag?? You fool man!!!
 

herculez09

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You'd need to employ a security team to watch the little campaigner 24-7, and you know what he does then? He gets a snail mate of his to pretend to be him. They switch the tracker and normal snail hangs out in the garden wearing it while the ******* psycho snail sneaks into your shoes to lie in wait ffs!!!



Oh you think you can trap an immortal, psycho snail in some ******* plastic bag?? You fool man!!!
I'd give it da old concrete boots.

Do the mafia subcontract their services?
 
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