Computers & Internet Tinder

[CJApples87]

Can also confirm she's not giving me much

Oh my goodness I am in complete shock that your snail hypothetical didn't work.

 

[Old M8]

Oh my goodness I am in complete shock that your snail hypothetical didn't work.

I hope I didn't come off surprised

 

[Duritz]

I've thrown probably my last dart at the board here, I'm legit getting nowhere with her.

Ask if her dad owns a brewery.

 

[GreyCrow]

What would you open with srs?

Hey , sorry I clicked on you by accident. I only click on 9s and above. Have a great day

 

[Duritz]

Then go with "unless your dad owns a brewery"

 

[Smoooothy]

wait? does her dad own a brewery?

 

[Duritz]

If she says her dad doesn't own a brewery, Old M8 you can say, "honey for a girl as smokin' hot as you imma let that one slide this time, after all you can always just suck on my stubbie."

Thank me later.

 

[The Passenger]

Lol, single in spain, girl in bed above him, he's there below not speaking to her and probably spanking one out to her tinder pics

Sounds like a guy on TRP or MGTOW who complains the matriarchs are keeping him down....

 

[IAMJUNGLEMUFFIN]

So I'm really ****ing puzzled at the moment, I just got unmatched with a girl because I said I didn't know her well enough yet to add her to FB? I mean we've been talking for 15 minutes or so, hardly an unreasonable response from me?

I'm fairly sure she wasn't a scam account as her FB looks real. So like, wtf?

I was doing pretty well too, but **** me, not well enough that I broke her heart for being hesitant to add her to FB right off the bat. Do I chalk it up as another crazy?

 

[akkaps]

Link us.

 

[IAMJUNGLEMUFFIN]

Also, how much of a first world problem is it when a chick just wants your D?!

I want to settle down...can't ****ing win.

 

[Scotland]

Single Perth girl with kids.

Colour me shocked...

 

[IAMJUNGLEMUFFIN]

Single Perth girl with kids.

Colour me shocked...

As opposed to forever alone?

 

[Scotland]

As opposed to forever alone?

Huh? Not a dig at you, I'm just staggered how many single girls with kids there are in Perth. Particularly those that are flippant or hostile about it.

 

[IAMJUNGLEMUFFIN]

Huh? Not a dig at you, I'm just staggered how many single girls with kids there are in Perth. Particularly those that are flippant or hostile about it.

Wasn't and a dig at you either, but a good looking woman isn't getting to mid 30's without kids unless she's barren. Single or otherwise.

If I was a woman in Perth I wouldn't be sticking around with 95% of Perth men either.

 

[perthblue]

she cute

 

[Duritz]

And that's when it became bigstalker.com

 

[akkaps]

I'm known as the stalker between my friends. I'd had several requests over the past couple of months to write bios of random girls that they've have bumped into.


No wonder I'm still single

 

[IAMJUNGLEMUFFIN]

Downloaded Bumble on the weekend. I've got to say how much nicer it is having the girls put the effort in.

The vast majority start with pretty much 'Hey' or a variant thereof though, which just shows how ****ing lazy they've become from having guys do all the graft their entire life.

 

[Ikan Bodoh]

Downloaded Bumble on the weekend. I've got to say how much nicer it is having the girls put the effort in.

The vast majority start with pretty much 'Hey' or a variant thereof though, which just shows how ******* lazy they've become from having guys do all the graft their entire life.

Just reply with "Solid opener [name]" and take it from there. Normally gets a good response.

 

[Rustin Cohle]

Matched with some girl from Tinder. She had a shit bio so I started with a bit of banter and she says she's 9 weeks pregnant and has daddy issues. I assume she's taking the piss. Eventually we start texting and she mentions the pregnant thing again. Now I don't know if it was banter or not and I'm too afraid to ask.

 

[perthblue]

Bumble > Tinder

both in terms of the quality of women on there, and the app itself not being a buggy piece of shit

 

[Scotland]

'I have a million children. Well 5 to be precise. My youngest is 12 weeks...'

- that's some start to a bio.

 

[Taylor]

There are going to be lots of women who think they are the best and super attractive with four kids to three guys, no job, enough 'curves' to fill a gym but that won't happen.

What you guys want is a low self esteem woman who thinks she isn't pretty enough so she works out a lot, has no kids and no crazy friends.

 

[ash_1050]

There are going to be lots of women who think they are the best and super attractive with four kids to three guys, no job, enough 'curves' to fill a gym but that won't happen.

Well if you can't handle a girl like that at her worst you don't deserve her at her best. All those inspirational quotes on Facebook aren't going to post themselves.