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[Hoges64]

probably dodged a bullet, seems to be one of those hobbies that attracts mouth breathing floggos

True, lucky girl.

Could've been 6 months into dating before he sprang this on her.

 

[Duritz]

Im assuming this

https://slackline.com.au

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Yeah I know what one is, but wtf is the guy talking about with it at a park etc?

 

[Duritz]

This exactly, he wanted to impress her with his tightrope skills

Far out, so he was being serious and is just a complete loser, OK. I thought it was some sort of weird joke that was only funny to him and people like him. I guess either way he's a loser anyway.

 

[craigos]

Surely slackline is some sexual fetish thing you do with a limp dick?

 

[perthblue]

Surely slackline is some sexual fetish thing you do with a limp dick?

how would your dick stay limp if it was your fetish? that would be so frustrating

 

[craigos]

how would your dick stay limp if it was your fetish? that would be so frustrating

Assuming it may be something like small penis humiliation, I have no idea how that works. Obviously.

 

[Shell]

Suuuuuuuuuure you don't.

 

[royboy2]

Must bring own tea-towel.

No, no. It's not a tea-towel!

 

[Howard Littlejohn]

This bird I work with is having a bit of a rough time of it on Tinder.

Apparently she asked this bloke out for coffee and his response was something like 'I'd love to, but can we wait until the weather gets a little better? I'd love to take you to the park and set up my slack line somewhere'

Poor girl

I think he used a fairly slack line already.

 

[yenny]

This bird I work with is having a bit of a rough time of it on Tinder.

Apparently she asked this bloke out for coffee and his response was something like 'I'd love to, but can we wait until the weather gets a little better? I'd love to take you to the park and set up my slack line somewhere'

Poor girl

Reminds me of my mate going on a date with this bird who springs on him that shes into fire sticks.

As in sticks with flames on them and dancing around with them and shit. Made him go down to the beach so she could do a little fire stick dance and he pretended to think it wasnt ****ing stupid. Wound up copping a gobbie so win for him and needless to say never spoke to her again.

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[PhatBoy]

Reminds me of my mate going on a date with this bird who springs on him that shes into fire sticks.

As in sticks with flames on them and dancing around with them and shit. Made him go down to the beach so she could do a little fire stick dance and he pretended to think it wasnt ******* stupid. Wound up copping a gobbie so win for him and needless to say never spoke to her again.

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Gobbies ftw

 

[Catfish Alley]

Nah. He still had to sit through the performance. Call it a draw.

 

[Duritz]

Sounds like a really firey young lady.

 

[Shell]

Is there a grosser sex term than "gobbie"- MEB_ dales.girl38 Perth gal

 

[perthblue]

moistie

 

[Catfish Alley]

This thread could go all 'Urban Dictionary' now.

 

[Shell]

This thread could go all 'Urban Dictionary' now.

Here's hoping- I'm bored, sick, and no footy on.

 

[GreyCrow]

Is there a grosser sex term than "gobbie"- MEB_ dales.girl38 Perth gal

Period

 

[MatthewB]

moistie

my sister in law hates the word moist, ill always try to find a way to drop it in the conversation

 

[craigos]

my sister in law hates the word moist, ill always try to find a way to drop it in the conversation

Must have a dry sense of humour.

 

[royboy2]

Is there a grosser sex term than "gobbie"- MEB_ dales.girl38 Perth gal

"Finger bash" would have to be up there

 

[Catfish Alley]

Sloppy seconds

 

[Shell]

Sloppy seconds

Thank you Gareth

 

[Richard Cranium]

smash

 

[Catfish Alley]

Was just about to say that