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Just (a month ago) finished up the most bizarre Tinder relationship of my entire life.

The girl's grandparents own a yacht company in Croatia, so naturally she's loaded and always up for a good time. She'd just moved to Melbourne from Serbia, didn't know many people and was just on Tinder to meet a few new people before jetting up to Brisbane to finish a psych degree.

Anyway, first date she pays for everything ($300 worth of food and drinks at Crown), we head back to mine etc etc and the next day get breakfast. Over the course of the next month she pretty much lives at my house - my other two housemates both moved out a week or two beforehand - instead of staying at her parents mega-mansion in the Dandenongs.

She buys me an Iphone, 5 pairs of runners (Hussein Bolt signatures no less; not sure if she's ever seen me run but usually slower than a Cam Rayner 2k time trial), premo Melbourne Cup tickets and many expensive meals and wines. We went to this French restaurant where I ate this artichoke/cheese thing that was $100 and drank a $120 bottle of wine... My usual Friday dinner is a vegetarian pizza and a sixy of Little Creatures, so it's a bit of a step-up. Went to Crown afterwards and she gave me $200 to do as a pleased with - ended $55 up too!

Unfortunately she's now in Brizzy but wowee.

Dated a Chinese girl for a few weeks after that. Didn't work out, but she bought me a pair of Ray Bans which was nice of her.

More recently I started seeing a Turkish girl. No presents yet which is pretty disappointing - although the festive season is coming up so I'm anticipating one or two.
 
ITT - Not sure if that's a humble-brag or a way of eliciting a response to male prostitution.
 
Stratton_Gun said:
What's the verdict on photos with other girls. I've got a good one but apparently it's a no no whether the girl is hot or not
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Half crop her out of the photo.

Mate of mine said a bloke had one of his wedding photos up the other day, not sure how many swipe rights that'll get.
 
La Dispute said:
Just (a month ago) finished up the most bizarre Tinder relationship of my entire life.

The girl's grandparents own a yacht company in Croatia, so naturally she's loaded and always up for a good time. She'd just moved to Melbourne from Serbia, didn't know many people and was just on Tinder to meet a few new people before jetting up to Brisbane to finish a psych degree.

Anyway, first date she pays for everything ($300 worth of food and drinks at Crown), we head back to mine etc etc and the next day get breakfast. Over the course of the next month she pretty much lives at my house - my other two housemates both moved out a week or two beforehand - instead of staying at her parents mega-mansion in the Dandenongs.

She buys me an Iphone, 5 pairs of runners (Hussein Bolt signatures no less; not sure if she's ever seen me run but usually slower than a Cam Rayner 2k time trial), premo Melbourne Cup tickets and many expensive meals and wines. We went to this French restaurant where I ate this artichoke/cheese thing that was $100 and drank a $120 bottle of wine... My usual Friday dinner is a vegetarian pizza and a sixy of Little Creatures, so it's a bit of a step-up. Went to Crown afterwards and she gave me $200 to do as a pleased with - ended $55 up too!

Unfortunately she's now in Brizzy but wowee.

Dated a Chinese girl for a few weeks after that. Didn't work out, but she bought me a pair of Ray Bans which was nice of her.

More recently I started seeing a Turkish girl. No presents yet which is pretty disappointing - although the festive season is coming up so I'm anticipating one or two.
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Wait she has moved to Brisbane... :cool:

I could use some new shoes
 

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La Dispute said:
Just (a month ago) finished up the most bizarre Tinder relationship of my entire life.

The girl's grandparents own a yacht company in Croatia, so naturally she's loaded and always up for a good time. She'd just moved to Melbourne from Serbia, didn't know many people and was just on Tinder to meet a few new people before jetting up to Brisbane to finish a psych degree.

Anyway, first date she pays for everything ($300 worth of food and drinks at Crown), we head back to mine etc etc and the next day get breakfast. Over the course of the next month she pretty much lives at my house - my other two housemates both moved out a week or two beforehand - instead of staying at her parents mega-mansion in the Dandenongs.

She buys me an Iphone, 5 pairs of runners (Hussein Bolt signatures no less; not sure if she's ever seen me run but usually slower than a Cam Rayner 2k time trial), premo Melbourne Cup tickets and many expensive meals and wines. We went to this French restaurant where I ate this artichoke/cheese thing that was $100 and drank a $120 bottle of wine... My usual Friday dinner is a vegetarian pizza and a sixy of Little Creatures, so it's a bit of a step-up. Went to Crown afterwards and she gave me $200 to do as a pleased with - ended $55 up too!

Unfortunately she's now in Brizzy but wowee.

Dated a Chinese girl for a few weeks after that. Didn't work out, but she bought me a pair of Ray Bans which was nice of her.

More recently I started seeing a Turkish girl. No presents yet which is pretty disappointing - although the festive season is coming up so I'm anticipating one or two.
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what was she outta 10?
and what do you rate yourself outta 10?
crazy story..

most ive ever got outtve a tinder hoe was a free VIP meet n greet ticket to a hip hop show and a free night at crown towers. i felt bad for just that lmaoo you felt no guilt? or you kinda justified it by letting her stay in your shitty apartment hahaha

either way, well played
 
Carl Hooper said:
what was she outta 10?
and what do you rate yourself outta 10?
crazy story..

most ive ever got outtve a tinder hoe was a free VIP meet n greet ticket to a hip hop show and a free night at crown towers. i felt bad for just that lmaoo you felt no guilt? or you kinda justified it by letting her stay in your shitty apartment hahaha

either way, well played
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Her 7-8/10
Me 6-7/10

I didn't feel any guilt because she's a multi-millionaire and I am not.
 
Duritz said:
pics. you must have pics.
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Me:

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Her:

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Golden_6 said:
Look I consider myself reasonably smart but I have zero idea what she's talking about. Anyone care to help me out?View attachment 415279
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Herbalife mate. She's flogging Herbalife. I'll bet my left nut. And her business guru mentor is none other than the souvlaki nut owner himself, Kouta.
 
Actually quite strange how others see photos. Got a few decent ones one my trio so far. Asked a few chicks I know and they like more or less the ones I didn't and vice versa
 
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