Computers & Internet Tinder

[Duritz]

Being new to Tinder and having not dated in years, how long do you guys normally spend on small talk and the like?

I’ve never been on tinder so take this with a grain of salt, but I believe you should open all of conversations with a picture of your penis.

 

[BlueBelle]

Being new to Tinder and having not dated in years, how long do you guys normally spend on small talk and the like?

Depends what your intentions are. If you just want to hook up then less than if you actually want to get to know somebody. Just play it by ear. Sometimes you hit it off instantly so can ask to meet sooner rather than later. I wouldn’t rush it though. Some girls (and I’m guessing some guys) want to get to know somebody first i.e exchange numbers, chat on the phone and get a vibe from that

 

[Duritz]

Depends what your intentions are. If you just want to hook up then less than if you actually want to get to know somebody. Just play it by ear. Sometimes you hit it off instantly so can ask to meet sooner rather than later. I wouldn’t rush it though. Some girls (and I’m guessing some guys) want to get to know somebody first i.e exchange numbers, chat on the phone and get a vibe from that

I just PM’d you a picture of my penis

 

[Willo_]

I’ve never been on tinder so take this with a grain of salt, but I believe you should open all of conversations with a picture of your penis.

I can't see how that would fail to be honest

 

[BlueBelle]

I just PM’d you a picture of my penis

And I just shared it with the world

 

[GreyCrow]

And I just shared it with the world

https://me.me/t/small-penis-lol

 

[Duritz]

And I just shared it with the world

All the world deserves to see perfection.

 

[t_94]

Don't check this often follow + dm me on Instagram

 

[BlueBelle]

All the world deserves to see perfection.

Is that what you call it lol

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

I’ve never been on tinder so take this with a grain of salt, but I believe you should open all of conversations with a picture of your penis.

Dress it up a bit, pop a bow tie on it

 

[Duritz]

Dress it up a bit, pop a bow tie on it

Need to be a big bow-tie sweetheart nomsayin

 

[perthblue]

Being new to Tinder and having not dated in years, how long do you guys normally spend on small talk and the like?

4 or 5 messages back and forth until you get her number and move off tinder. then don't contact her for a month, and drunkenly text 'hey what doin? x' on a random tuesday at 3am.

 

[gaskin]

 

[BACCS]

Don't check this often follow + dm me on Instagram

Seen that a bit recently. Tried it a couple of times after matching with them, and then no reply, cool. Get the **** off Tinder!

 

[Pea Nut]

Seen that a bit recently. Tried it a couple of times after matching with them, and then no reply, cool. Get the **** off Tinder!

It's just morons trying to get "Insta-famous". They need a swift kick to the teeth !!

 

[Sir Deadly]

Thanks for the help guys, I ignored everything you suggested and scored a date for next weekend.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Thanks for the help guys, I ignored everything you suggested and scored a date for next weekend.

atta boy!

 

[Neese]

Thanks for the help guys, I ignored everything you suggested and scored a date for next weekend.

****ing lol

 

[Duritz]

Thanks for the help guys, I ignored everything you suggested and scored a date for next weekend.

Look at this dude, trying to take all the credit.

 

[OhhhhhCyril]

Epic tv show..

 

[Taylor]

I’ve never been on tinder so take this with a grain of salt, but I believe you should open all of conversations with a picture of your penis.

It is times like these I wonder why phallus and fallacy aren't related words.

 

[Taylor]

Epic tv show..

Hell yeah

 

[perthblue]

Ladies of GD, how turned on would you be to receive a message along these lines

 

[ioppolo]

Shit, that wasn't supposed to be viral

 

[Richo is God]

Ladies of GD, how turned on would you be to receive a message along these lines

Followed up by “haha oops that was my friend”