Computers & Internet Tinder

[La Dispute]

Has anyone ever clicked on the link though?

The whole thing has been pretty flat for about a month IMO.

 

[BC9_]

They just give links to dating sites and supposedly guaranteed hookups, clearly BS and a scam.

https://www.staysmartonline.gov.au/...iles_sso_alert_priority_moderate#.VIsVs5ZXfCQ

 

[Gibbsy]

Aren't the fakes pretty obvious? One picture, not a lot of info, way too good looking...

 

[Silent Alarm]

Aren't the fakes pretty obvious? One picture, not a lot of info, way too good looking...

I put up my best photos and still, they're all I get!!! I know they're fake but the 4 second serotonin peak of the two photos swinging together, against darkened back screen, is worth the disappointment of "Hey I want to have sex with..." Can someone tell me what's wrong with my photo? I know the lighting isn't great and it's on a weird angle but it's my best one

 

[BC9_]

I put up my best photos and still, they're all I get!!! I know they're fake but the 4 second serotonin peak of the two photos swinging together, against darkened back screen, is worth the disappointment of "Hey I want to have sex with..." Can someone tell me what's wrong with my photo? I know the lighting isn't great and it's on a weird angle but it's my best one

Nothing's wrong with that photo I think you look just fine

 

[Catfish Alley]

Suit and tie is a nice touch.

 

[savagelunchbox]

I put up my best photos and still, they're all I get!!! I know they're fake but the 4 second serotonin peak of the two photos swinging together, against darkened back screen, is worth the disappointment of "Hey I want to have sex with..." Can someone tell me what's wrong with my photo? I know the lighting isn't great and it's on a weird angle but it's my best one

Should put your "Not Autistic" picture up. That's probably why they're swiping right. An autistic person has one thing they're obsessed with and the ladies must assume that your obsession is yourself? It's an easy mistake to make. Go back and re-read all your posts. You will have more I's, me's, my's and mine's than a Michael Clarke eulogy.

 

[Silent Alarm]

Should put your "Not Autistic" picture up. That's probably why they're swiping right. An autistic person has one thing they're obsessed with and the ladies must assume that your obsession is yourself? It's an easy mistake to make. Go back and re-read all your posts. You will have more I's, me's, my's and mine's than a Michael Clarke eulogy.

Is your autism obsession me?

 

[savagelunchbox]

Is your autism obsession me?

Two posts does not make an obsession. You are a virgin and no matter how hipster you try to make yourself out to be, this will remain until you realise you're just not that good and women know this because it oozes off you.

 

[WCErevival]

Is anyone 30 + using this app? And if so are you getting any genuine matches?

 

[Illinois Nazi]

Is anyone 30 + using this app? And if so are you getting any genuine matches?

Recently divorced bloke at work, in early 40s, has been doing alright.

 

[Simon_Nesbit]

Recently divorced bloke at work, in early 40s, has been doing alright.

Dare I ask....in which order did these events occur?

 

[Catfish Alley]

Is anyone 30 + using this app? And if so are you getting any genuine matches?

I have a 34 year old friend who was getting a ton of matches before finding his girlfriend on there.

 

[WCErevival]

I used to get a few matches but nothing now apart from the odd fake one.

 

[Taylor]

It's like a dirty talk factory!

 

[crownie]

Is anyone 30 + using this app? And if so are you getting any genuine matches?

plenty and most girls i have spoken to 30 + have to been very keen to meet up.

 

[Scotland]

It's like a dirty talk factory!

Encountered many penis pictures?

 

[Taylor]

Encountered many penis pictures?

That would be snapchat haha there has been some "moments" offering appendages but my girlfriend has a laugh at that.

On tinder it's like guys feel they need to set themselves apart from "mr average" by either being super weird or so rapey sounding the estrogen boils in my blood and I can't help but fall on their manhood.

Obviously "hey" is a bad thing to be opening and leaving it at that but I'm a huge dork secretly so being normal works for a talk.

 

[kfc1]

...being normal works for a talk.

not sure you understand what tinder is for
certainly not for talking

 

[Scotland]

That would be snapchat haha there has been some "moments" offering appendages but my girlfriend has a laugh at that.

On tinder it's like guys feel they need to set themselves apart from "mr average" by either being super weird or so rapey sounding the estrogen boils in my blood and I can't help but fall on their manhood.

Obviously "hey" is a bad thing to be opening and leaving it at that but I'm a huge dork secretly so being normal works for a talk.

What's your SC handle? There are thousands of members on BigFooty, think of all the wangs you could see! Haha.

I think 'hey/hi' would be fine, depending on your level of attractiveness. If you walked up to a girl at a pub and said 'hey, how are you?' it would go down a lot better if you look like Ryan Gosling rather than Joe Rapey from the suburbs.

 

[Taylor]

What's your SC handle? There are thousands of members on BigFooty, think of all the wangs you could see! Haha.

I think 'hey/hi' would be fine, depending on your level of attractiveness. If you walked up to a girl at a pub and said 'hey, how are you?' it would go down a lot better if you look like Ryan Gosling rather than Joe Rapey from the suburbs.

Just so we are clear dick pics aren't nearly as exciting as guys seem to think they are. What it represents might be but not out of the blue haha

 

[Scotland]

Just so we are clear dick pics aren't nearly as exciting as guys seem to think they are. What it represents might be but not out of the blue haha

Haha the whole idea is just bizarre to me.

In a real life situation you wouldn't expose yourself in public, that would make you a flasher. When did it become a thing to just randomly send someone a photo of your dong? Are there actually girls out there who want this?

 

[Taylor]

Haha the whole idea is just bizarre to me.

In a real life situation you wouldn't expose yourself in public, that would make you a flasher. When did it become a thing to just randomly send someone a photo of your dong? Are there actually girls out there who want this?

I'm game about one week in four from guys I already have a heavy sexy history with, sometimes it's nice to know I've inspired something.

Most of the time though it's creepy.

Girls are complicated.

 

[La Dispute]

That would be snapchat haha there has been some "moments" offering appendages but my girlfriend has a laugh at that.

On tinder it's like guys feel they need to set themselves apart from "mr average" by either being super weird or so rapey sounding the estrogen boils in my blood and I can't help but fall on their manhood.

Obviously "hey" is a bad thing to be opening and leaving it at that but I'm a huge dork secretly so being normal works for a talk.

Please, tell us all more.

 

[BC9_]

I'm game about one week in four from guys I already have a heavy sexy history with, sometimes it's nice to know I've inspired something.

Most of the time though it's creepy.

Girls are complicated.

This post is complicated I did not understand it