Computers & Internet Tinder

[JG22]

Tell me the ways to increase my matches lol

become a catfish

 

[HumanMeatball]

My profile was shit think I’ll start over. What sort of actual pictures work best

 

[perthblue]

My profile was shit think I’ll start over. What sort of actual pictures work best

Shirtless bathroom selfie

CCTV screenshot of you coward punching someone at 3:00am

Picture of you in handcuffs getting removed from a music festival

Group shot of you and The Boys™ with a sedated tiger in Thailand




Thank me when the poontang starts rolling in

 

[GreyCrow]

Shirtless bathroom selfie

CCTV screenshot of you coward punching someone at 3:00am

Picture of you in handcuffs getting removed from a music festival

Group shot of you and The Boys™ with a sedated tiger in Thailand




Thank me when the poontang starts rolling in

Or alternatively

Picture of you in a tuxedo

CCTV screenshot of you helping an old lady cross the road

Picture of you onstage singing with The Killers

Group shot of you and the boys handing out food packages in the Congo

 

[Duritz]

My profile was shit think I’ll start over. What sort of actual pictures work best

Pic of you having sex with a dog. We established this works because girls like dogs and sex.

 

[HumanMeatball]

Shits dumb, actually put effort in to my previous opening lines and got no responses, made some absolutely awful no effort one and got a instant reply.

 

[ioppolo]

Pics with pets

 

[Jack Richards]

Pics with kids if you want the single mums

 

[Richo is God]

Tell me the ways to increase my matches lol

1. Be attractive
2. Don't be unattractive

 

[IKnowtheDog]

Or alternatively

Picture of you in a tuxedo

CCTV screenshot of you helping an old lady cross the road

Picture of you onstage singing with The Killers

Group shot of you and the boys handing out food packages in the Congo

which one though?

 

[TheWoodenSlug]

Pics with kids if you want the single mums

Don't get Duritz to help you with this one though...

Pic of you having sex with a dog. We established this works because girls like dogs and sex.

 

[Run n Spread]

Pic of you having sex with a dog. We established this works because girls like dogs and sex.

Preferably while eating at an exotic location. Because women also like travel and food.

 

[Duritz]

Preferably while eating at an exotic location. Because women also like travel and food.

So I’m thinking sex with a dog on the table of a fancy Chinese restaurant.

“After I was done they used Fido in the beef with black bean sauce
#reuse
#green
#loveurenvironment”
can be the caption.

 

[GotTheGoodes]

So I’m thinking sex with a dog on the table of a fancy Chinese restaurant.

“After I was done they used Fido in the beef with black bean sauce
#reuse
#green
#loveurenvironment”
can be the caption.

Gives a slightly different interpretation of #nosetotail

 

[Hank93]

Had a match on Jan 2, 4 days of messages, date on Jan 6, kissed and made out at the end, she drops me at the airport the next day and that girl is now my GF. I feel pretty lucky

May have escalated pretty quickly but we are both very happy with our commitment

 

[Billy ray]

Had a match on Jan 2, 4 days of messages, date on Jan 6, kissed and made out at the end, she drops me at the airport the next day and that girl is now my GF. I feel pretty lucky

May have escalated pretty quickly but we are both very happy with our commitment

Well done. I had something similar timewise and its still going.
Matched on prelim final day last year. Messsaged 4-5 times that week. Met on grand final eve for coffee. Met again and ‘closed the deal’ grand final night. Been together ever since.

 

[Hoges64]

Had a match on Jan 2, 4 days of messages, date on Jan 6, kissed and made out at the end, she drops me at the airport the next day and that girl is now my GF. I feel pretty lucky

May have escalated pretty quickly but we are both very happy with our commitment

This guy ****s, am I right!?!?

 

[Eagle Boy]

Got my first ever Tinder match yesterday but think I stuffed the first message up. Holding out hope give the success above though.

 

[Golden_6]

Sometimes I'd love to put a face to these posts.

 

[perthblue]

ya'll on Bumble? I get less matches but a much higher percentage of them are actually responsive and easier to get a date with

 

[brahj]

ya'll on Bumble? I get less matches but a much higher percentage of them are actually responsive and easier to get a date with

Seem like better people too.

 

[Scotland]

ya'll on Bumble? I get less matches but a much higher percentage of them are actually responsive and easier to get a date with

Good summary.

Still a few 'full time mummy @ home' types, though.

 

[Golden_6]

ya'll on Bumble? I get less matches but a much higher percentage of them are actually responsive and easier to get a date with

Bumble has a lot less stigma on it and I find the girls are of a higher quality and more in the 25 year old range. I'd suggest that more would be looking for dating/relationship rather than a hook-up type of thing.

 

[Billy ray]

my story above/my current gf was bumble match.
ages on bumble are same as tinder I have found (ie all ages for everyone).

 

[HumanMeatball]

Changed my main to a pic with the dog and the matches went crazy. So simple yet so effective