Computers & Internet Tinder

[Taylor]

Oh yeah? Do you know something I don't?

I was making a very dirty joke.

 

[The Unforgiven]

I was making a very dirty joke.

That went straight over my head. Sorry.

I haven't had sex in too long, I'm worried when it's hard and I pull it out, my premature release will go straight over her head.

 

[Taylor]

That went straight over my head. Sorry.

I haven't had sex in too long, I'm worried when it's hard and I pull it out, my premature release will go straight over her head.

Don't stroke it before you go on a date.

 

[The Unforgiven]

Don't stroke it before you go on a date.

Wouldn't it be wise to have a safety wank before going on a date?

 

[Perth gal]

Bloody hell.

 

[Morganashlee]

Safety wank lol good strategy

 

[Taylor]

I've had too many girl chats with friends who have had a huge self esteem hit from a date not being able to fire up in the moment due to a mix of nerves, alcohol and a pre-date session.

Don't risk it.

 

[Soups]

Underrated show!

 

[Soups]

Wouldn't it be wise to have a safety wank before going on a date?

 

[Gigantic]

I'd advise against getting so emotionally invested so early.

Keep hopes high but expectations low.

 

[Duritz]

Bloody hell.

And it wasn’t even me this time.

 

[craigos]

When did men start discussing their feelings like 16 year old girls? You got to repress that shit until you're at least 40 and on the verge of a breakdown.

 

[GreyCrow]

When did men start discussing their feelings like 16 year old girls? You got to repress that shit until you're at least 40 and on the verge of a breakdown.

Breakdowns are not cool

Emote , tell us how you feel using an emoji. I am , sitting here getting ready to do some painting. Concerned about my brother who is now in hospital
but its Friday and Adelaide play tonight

 

[Perth gal]

And it wasn’t even me this time.

That's a point.

 

[BlueBelle]

Update please The Unforgiven

 

[Morganashlee]

Update please RU_

Lol

 

[Duritz]

That's a point.

See? Told you I'm respectable and shit.

 

[RU_]

Update please RU_

Lol

I’m a deadshit who keeps helping her when she asks - I.e helped her move house and pick up some furniture, been receiving some interesting snaps that keep me interested but I know nothings going to happen.

Talking to a new girl for about a month, we get along really well through messages and I’m seeing her Monday after I fly back to Brisbane.

That’s about it.

 

[Morganashlee]

I’m a deadshit who keeps helping her when she asks - I.e helped her move house and pick up some furniture, been receiving some interesting snaps that keep me interested but I know nothings going to happen.

Talking to a new girl for about a month, we get along really well through messages and I’m seeing her Monday after I fly back to Brisbane.

That’s about it.

I could slap you.

Have you shown the new girl your fresh ink?

 

[Duritz]

I’m a deadshit who keeps helping her when she asks - I.e helped her move house and pick up some furniture, been receiving some interesting snaps that keep me interested but I know nothings going to happen.

Talking to a new girl for about a month, we get along really well through messages and I’m seeing her Monday after I fly back to Brisbane.

That’s about it.

You need to get your pecker wet.

You'll be asking yourself "bitch who owned me who?" after that.

 

[RU_]

I could slap you.

Have you shown the new girl your fresh ink?

Sure have. Haven’t even showed BigFooty .

I don’t know what to do, she keeps sending suggestive snaps/messages but isn’t actually interested. I just haven’t got it in me to delete her.

 

[RU_]

You need to get your pecker wet.

You'll be asking yourself "bitch who owned me who?" after that.

We’re both in Brisbane aren’t we? You’d have to have a friend who’s easy Duritz!

 

[Morganashlee]

Sure have. Haven’t even showed BigFooty .

I don’t know what to do, she keeps sending suggestive snaps/messages but isn’t actually interested. I just haven’t got it in me to delete her.

Don’t open them. That will crush her

 

[Duritz]

We’re both in Brisbane aren’t we? You’d have to have a friend who’s easy Duritz!

If I was in Brisbane I'd be swinging from a short rope below a tall ceiling by now.

In fact we may have discovered the problem with your woman.

 

[Duritz]

Don’t open them. That will crush her

Is there a way on your snapagram instachats to let them know that they weren't opened?