Computers & Internet Tinder

[The Unforgiven]

Lol... bolded just some of the Crowy’isms in there. Should’ve just bolded the lot!

Hey does she have a sexy but volatile workmate who is into threesomes?

Good to have you back Crowie, you entire life inventing dishwashing fiend.

Ha! You know, you can actually get bottles of champagne for $30? It's not like I went out and got Dom Pérignon or any such equivalent.

 

[The Unforgiven]

Just ignore them, they just want to make someone crack.

Can't believe you didn't do the business/quicky when you dropped her off before her 90 drive.

Well, I would have been up for it... all in good time, I guess.

 

[The Unforgiven]

So you’re going to meet her kid.... when is she going to meet yours?

I don't know. That'll be a little while off, I'd think.

 

[BlueBelle]

I don't know. That'll be a little while off, I'd think.

Why’s that?

 

[The Unforgiven]

Why’s that?

It's imperative that I meet her child in order to spend more time with her. She has 100 percent custody, and little support close by. He will always be around.

I only have my kids stay every second weekend. They're still coming to terms with the separation. Their father having already moved on with someone else is an additional thing they don't need to process at this point in time.

 

[the_interloper]

It's imperative that I meet her child in order to spend more time with her. She has 100 percent custody, and little support close by. He will always be around.

I only have my kids stay every second weekend. They're still coming to terms with the separation. Their father having already moved on with someone else is an additional thing they don't need to process at this point in time.

Welcome back Crowy, I don’t care about all of the lies or about you teasing me about working at a bottle shop, just don’t run away again!

 

[The Unforgiven]

Welcome back Crowy, I don’t care about all of the lies or about you teasing me about working at a bottle shop, just don’t run away again!

 

[the_interloper]

Why do you want to be a lawyer so much? Is it something you’ve always aspired to?

 

[The Unforgiven]

My time here is done.

The accusations of being some poster I've never heard of by one or two people is funny. But with this pack mentality that's gotten worked up into a franzy, with more and more accusations forthcoming, is becoming a tad laborious.

Despite a mod confirming that my I.P. does not match up to, nor is my username linked with, anything to do with 'Croweater', you lot continue to harp on about it.

It's seriously bizarre and perplexing coming from my end.

Good luck with your right swiping, I think many of you need it!

I'll see myself out now...

Good day!

 

[the_interloper]

My time here is done.

The accusations of being some poster I've never heard of by one or two people is funny. But with this pack mentality that's gotten worked up into a franzy, with more and more accusations forthcoming, is becoming a tad laborious.

Despite a mod confirming that my I.P. does not match up to, nor is my username linked with, anything to do with 'Croweater', you lot continue to harp on about it.

It's seriously bizarre and perplexing coming from my end.

Good luck with your right swiping, I think many of you need it!

I'll see myself out now...

Good day!

****, I’ve scared him off! Sorry everyone’s I do hope you get your Oroton umbrella and 1.5m first house one day! #lifegoals

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

****, I’ve scared him off! Sorry everyone’s I do hope you get your Oroton umbrella and 1.5m first house one day! #lifegoals

Goddamnit interloper. This is why we can't have nice things.

 

[GreyCrow]

****, I’ve scared him off! Sorry everyone’s I do hope you get your Oroton umbrella and 1.5m first house one day! #lifegoals

You're unforgiven

 

[Sketi]

Lol... bolded just some of the Crowy’isms in there. Should’ve just bolded the lot!

Hey does she have a sexy but volatile workmate who is into threesomes?

Good to have you back Crowie, you entire life inventing dishwashing fiend.

Thanks for the bolding as the post was way TLDR, made it easier to see the absolute hilarity of that post.

Some people have wayyyy too much time on their hands.

 

[the_interloper]

Goddamnit interloper. This is why we can't have nice things.

I am sorry, really, I love having Croweater around, hope I don’t get banned from GD now (though this is banworthy probably)

 

[RU_]

Imagine if somehow it wasn’t him though.. some random bloke has just left the forums over some severe accusations that he is a poster who used to get around and was severely disliked. What would you be thinking? ‘Who the **** is this croweater bloke and what did he do?!’

 

[iDon]

Imagine if somehow it wasn’t him though.. some random bloke has just left the forums over some severe accusations that he is a poster who used to get around and was severely disliked. What would you be thinking? ‘Who the **** is this croweater bloke and what did he do?!’

He needs to post proof. I think a video of him washing dishes. We will be able to see if it is young Croweater based on his technique. A good technique of dish washing is hard to come by.

 

[Duritz]

If he posts himself drinking nescafe instant coffee I'll know it's not Crowie.

 

[Impunity!]

Do you people seriously think I am some old poster called Croweater, or are you all just in collusion to troll me? It's quite laughable, actually.

Check my I.P. address - it's not going to match up with any other member. And, I can also easily prove that I am a Geelong supporter and have been for some time.

Just stick to trolling what I post if you don't like it. You're wasting your time if you think I was previously a member called Croweater. LOL.

How are the dishes going Crowy?

 

[Richard Cranium]

Imagine if somehow it wasn’t him though.. some random bloke has just left the forums over some severe accusations that he is a poster who used to get around and was severely disliked. What would you be thinking? ‘Who the **** is this croweater bloke and what did he do?!’

At the same time, if what he's writing is actually true, bloke needs to take a good hard look at himself and stop being a pompous ****. I think it was him who claimed that he sent polite messages to all his tinder matches informing them that he would be pursuing a relationship with someone else? I mean... he's either a troll/Crowy, a 55 year old who has no clue how this internet stuff works, or a bit of a twat who takes himself way too seriously, and possibly all three.

 

[Dixie Normous]

I must be a miserable prick because the thought of exchanging emojis as a grown adult in order to portray my affection for a new person makes me want to climb the highest mountain and shoot myself in the head.

A girl wrote 'LOL' in a text to me and I couldn't look at her the same after that. Emojis would be even worse.

 

[ash_1050]

I mean... he's either a troll/Crowy, a 55 year old who has no clue how this internet stuff works, or a bit of a twat who takes himself way too seriously, and possibly all three.

I feel like the main give away will be where they finally hook up and he gets to go down on her daily, nightly and ever so rightly.

 

[BuddysBiggestFan]

3 days in
0 matches

Where’s the nearest monastery?

 

[perthblue]

3 days in
0 matches

Where’s the nearest monastery?

lower your standards

 

[Richard Cranium]

So for a bit of a laugh this arvo I sent about ten girls (some of whom I had already chatted a bit with, some not) a message asking them what their favourite Wes Anderson movie is.

Surprisingly high success rate.

 

[perthblue]

Just a reminder that:

junior can have a happy meal