Computers & Internet Tinder

[JW Frogen]

Filthy FILFs?

You might have yourself an app there.

You write the code, I will do the PR.

Let's do this.

 

[GreyCrow]

Frogens Filfy FILFs

 

[JW Frogen]

Frogens Filfy FILFs

Grey Crow you are in.

We are going to be the new Google with a pr0n Hub- Oprah lemon twist.

 

[revo333]

Is it your apartment?

a/s/l?

 

[tandino]

a/s/l?

19/f/Cali

 

[revo333]

19/f/Cali

Yes it's my apartment...

 

[iluvparis]

Give her lucky number 5

One for the thumb

 

[Simon_Says]

New to tinder, got a lady friend of mine to ghostwrite my profile, which photos to use.

My new strat is to Use a good picture with another male in it. Makes you look attractive by comparison.

 

[GreyCrow]

Unless you're not

 

[Smoooothy]

Unless you're not

can confirm

 

[Richard Cranium]

Ghostwrite?

What have you got there, a ****ing memoir or something?

One or two lines. Something witty. That's all you need.

 

[perthblue]

I honestly feel like women are pretty bad at giving advice on how to get women

 

[craigos]

New to tinder, got a lady friend of mine to ghostwrite my profile, which photos to use.

My new strat is to Use a good picture with another male in it. Makes you look attractive by comparison.

Why don't you just shag the lady friend, clearly she wants the D, couldn't be any clearer.

 

[craigos]

I honestly feel like women are pretty bad at giving advice on how to get women

Girl friend: "She's looking at you, clearly checking you out, go talk to her"
Guy: "I don't think she is, I think she is looking out the window"
Girl friend: "trust me, that's how us women look at a guy we like"
Guy: "ok then"

Guy: "Hi, I'm Craigos, wondering if I can buy you a drink?"
Random Girl: "**** off you creep"

 

[Gough]

Ghostwrite?

What have you got there, a ******* memoir or something?

One or two lines. Something witty. That's all you need.

I wrote an about me for a mate and it was pretty good, then the dickhead used a picture of him with has ex that he'd cut her out of. Fortunately he's found a lovely lady in the conventional manner, I never got the feeling he was an online dating type of guy.

 

[Simon_Says]

Why don't you just shag the lady friend, clearly she wants the D, couldn't be any clearer.

Im trying, shes not interested.

She told me to get on tinder, she was already on long ago

I did find her on tinder aswell

 

[Simon_Says]

Ghostwrite?

What have you got there, a ******* memoir or something?
.

Just telling me which photos are going to get the right attention

 

[Gough]

Just telling me which photos are going to get the right attention

One's that accentuate your super model/fighter pilot lifestyle.

 

[GreyCrow]

I did find her on tinder as well

And which way did she swipe

 

[Simon_Says]

And which way did she swipe

We havnt matched yet.
Or she hasnt found me

 

[revo333]

I've made the change from profile to blank profile and i still get the same volume of matches.

 

[GPW1]

I wrote an about me for a mate and it was pretty good, then the dickhead used a picture of him with has ex that he'd cut her out of. Fortunately he's found a lovely lady in the conventional manner, I never got the feeling he was an online dating type of guy.

Was it a wedding photo?

 

[Jatz]

Found I wasn't getting many matches and I'd had my account for a while.

Deleted my account and restarted it, already got 7 matches in less than 12 hours. Maybe I don't have a head like a busted shovel after all...

 

[BC9_]

I honestly feel like women are pretty bad at giving advice on how to get women

A fish giving advice on how to catch a fish.

 

[Scotland]

People in long term relationships are also generally pretty shit at giving advice.