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King Elvis said:
Gone on a few dates with a gorgeous blonde girl whose dad owns half of a town in Montenegro.

Second date with a flight attendant tonight, who is incredible.

A couple of other dates planned for the weekend; various ages :p
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Enjoy you bastard. :p

Cadaver said:
Give me a couple of days.
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I'll hold you to that. Ill give you until the weekend.
 
Cadaver said:
Give me a couple of days.
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Get those tinder fingers twiddling to setup for tonight. It's ladies night at Monsoons which is bountiful for AFS content :p
 
Well I have a more uplifting anecdote after my well-publicised recent failure.

Match with girl on bumble Sunday, lives nearby. We are both hungover so opt for takeaway pizza and watch TV at her place.

One of those times where you can tell within about 2 mins that nothing will come of it, zero chemistry. Her housemate however (also single), I found quite cute and we bantered way more naturally.

I'm sitting there thinking there is no way it can be done. The housemate switch. Even if it's completely mutual that me and my date aren't into each other, there is no easy way of approaching it.

Enter dating apps. Two days later get a new match and message and guess who. She says there's no problem and we make plans to grab a drink. What a time to be alive.
 

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Sketi said:
Well I have a more uplifting anecdote after my well-publicised recent failure.

Match with girl on bumble Sunday, lives nearby. We are both hungover so opt for takeaway pizza and watch TV at her place.

One of those times where you can tell within about 2 mins that nothing will come of it, zero chemistry. Her housemate however (also single), I found quite cute and we bantered way more naturally.

I'm sitting there thinking there is no way it can be done. The housemate switch. Even if it's completely mutual that me and my date aren't into each other, there is no easy way of approaching it.

Enter dating apps. Two days later get a new match and message and guess who. She says there's no problem and we make plans to grab a drink. What a time to be alive.
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How do I get more matches on this shit app, lads? I'm not even ugly.

And how do I get these women to reply to my messages?

Should I just turn gay already?
 
Baird said:
How do I get more matches on this shit app, lads? I'm not even ugly.

And how do I get these women to reply to my messages?

Should I just turn gay already?
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Swipe right on everything and then unmatch later.
 
Baird said:
How do I get more matches on this shit app, lads? I'm not even ugly.

And how do I get these women to reply to my messages?

Should I just turn gay already?
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Not just yet.

Head to the bay and seek out the wittiest trolling. Find inspiration.

Use troll inspired posts in your replies to said matches.

You'll be very surprised at the turnaround.
 

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Silent Alarm said:
Going off that housemate yarn, I always thought tinder would work better if you could match up with people you’ve met once or twice irl - how many times have you met a girl at a party or in a once off down the shops and been unable to get a number or something?

Like, tinder is probably the worst because so many people deceive on the app (fatter than they look, shorter, no social skills, just a bad match).


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Pretty certain there is an app like that. Can’t remember the name
 
Went o/s, had lots of waiting in transit so decided to install Tinder one night.

Next morning came up with 25+ Likes. I ended up whittling it down to 3+ (most didn't match), but on the morning I left jumped up to 99+ in the space of a few hours.

Anyone know what the deal is with these figures? Are they legit?
 
utility said:
Went o/s, had lots of waiting in transit so decided to install Tinder one night.

Next morning came up with 25+ Likes. I ended up whittling it down to 3+ (most didn't match), but on the morning I left jumped up to 99+ in the space of a few hours.

Anyone know what the deal is with these figures? Are they legit?
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Maybe you're just very desirable.
 
utility said:
Went o/s, had lots of waiting in transit so decided to install Tinder one night.

Next morning came up with 25+ Likes. I ended up whittling it down to 3+ (most didn't match), but on the morning I left jumped up to 99+ in the space of a few hours.

Anyone know what the deal is with these figures? Are they legit?
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It's bs to get you to buy gold to reveal those who have liked you.
 

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utility said:
Went o/s, had lots of waiting in transit so decided to install Tinder one night.

Next morning came up with 25+ Likes. I ended up whittling it down to 3+ (most didn't match), but on the morning I left jumped up to 99+ in the space of a few hours.

Anyone know what the deal is with these figures? Are they legit?
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They are probably legit but Tinder won't let you see them all unless you pay.

When you first install Tinder it pushes your profile to the front so heaps of people see it. Once you've been swiping a while it'll slow down.
 
I reckon if you’ve ever paid for a boost or Tinder Gold, the “algorithm” pushes your profile to the back of the line so you get less matches, in the hope that you’ll get desperate and pay again.

That’s what I like to tell myself anyway 🙃
 
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