Computers & Internet Tinder

[revo333]

The other day I saw “You’ll just have to understand that my dog is more important than you.” Rough start.

'extravert introvert'

 

[Billy ray]

The other day I saw “You’ll just have to understand that my dog is more important than you.” Rough start.

That’s ruff

 

[woota]

tinder used to be easy even for average guy like me now it's dead i don't know if people have become numb to it

From what I hear it's hard for average guys now. Tinder only works if you're a "chad" (a tall, good looking white guy).

 

[11kgm]

From what I hear it's hard for average guys now. Tinder only works if you're a "chad" (a tall, good looking white guy).

first 2.5 years I was hooking up bi monthly dating fortnightly brilliant love it. Next 2.5 years no sex one handy and 1 date

The app has gone to shit trying to make money and the only thing getting ****ed is the users

when tinder started you had last online, read receipts, super likes every six hours, a story feature

Now you having nothing without paying

 

[royboy2]

Liking banter, having been overseas and liking dogs seem to be the only interests/personality traits most girls have. Basically code for 'I'm boring but I'm a girl so that's okay'.

I like traveling and dining out, congratulations so does 95% if the ****ing population

 

[faible]

I like traveling and dining out, congratulations so does 95% if the ******* population

Don't forget the laughing. They also like laughing.

 

[SnakeMan86]

first 2.5 years I was hooking up bi monthly dating fortnightly brilliant love it. Next 2.5 years no sex one handy and 1 date

The app has gone to sh*t trying to make money and the only thing getting f’ed is the users

when tinder started you had last online, read receipts, super likes every six hours, a story feature

Now you having nothing without paying

It also pushes you to the back of the line if you've had an account for x amount of time, trying to push you to subscribe to gold.
I'll go silent, weeks maybe getting one or two likes, no matches. Then ill delete my account re-make the exact same one, same bio, same photos and overnight literally have 50-100 likes.

 

[11kgm]

I like traveling and dining out, congratulations so does 95% if the ******* population

As an introvert **** that shit

 

[11kgm]

It also pushes you to the back of the line if you've had an account for x amount of time, trying to push you to subscribe to gold.
I'll go silent, weeks maybe getting one or two likes, no matches. Then ill delete my account re-make the exact same one, same bio, same photos and overnight literally have 50-100 likes.

I will have to try to make a new profile then, if only i could find all my photos haha

 

[11kgm]

Also stop asking me to superlike a person **** off, every second like do you want to superlike

 

[utility]

From what I hear it's hard for average guys now. Tinder only works if you're a "chad" (a tall, good looking white guy).

I matched with a bird from Wuhan. Not. Making. This. Up. That's how bad Tinder is in Oz, seems similar in other western countries. I get a lot of interest from Asian women because I am white and tall... I'm guessing it's not my devilish good looks, maybe a play for PR pathway. I got banned from Hinge for stating I don't date fat chicks, feminists or bogans. Not sure if I was reported by fat chicks, feminists or bogans but from my brief usage it seemed a car wreck of a dating app so no loss.

In Russia, well I've got dozens of matches and close to 100 likes banked up... and the women are hot! And young! And hot! Just stucking fck in this country, bah!

Go east young man! If you can get out of this god forsaken penal colony! The promised lands whisper rooooosssski...

I've been watching Better Bachelor on YT for some laughs. But he's right, the west is no place to date, particularly if you're limited to dating apps.

 

[Run n Spread]

I'd say you'll get both ends of the spectrum. Guys who are just their to DTF and then guys who aren't able to meet girls in real life that are on there but girls find them to be creeps or weird.

And guys who are both. Guess that's where I've been going wrong.

 

[11kgm]

Getting sick of generic bios-need a bio bingo
"Name" Mum, i.e plant, fur etc
I like drinking, 420 etc
Skids, Burnouts, Mudding, Hunting etc
My child doesn't need a daddy but i do, you can't choose your father but you can choose your daddy, my child won't be calling the one calling you daddy
I am colour blind so i can't see red flags, i am like a bull i run at red flags
I like food, water
Don't talk to me before I have my morning coffee
Prefer tall men, well hung men or men with jobs
Last time i was someones type i was donating blood
Take me out with a gun or on a date upto you
Turtles don't like choking on plastic but i do
I am chunky yet funky, more cushion for the pushin, curvy, thicc when they are a ****ing rake
Country/City girl at heart
How does Tinder work, what am i doing here, this is the last step before MAFS etc

 

[dales.girl38]

Getting sick of generic bios-need a bio bingo
"Name" Mum, i.e plant, fur etc
I like drinking, 420 etc
Skids, Burnouts, Mudding, Hunting etc
My child doesn't need a daddy but i do, you can't choose your father but you can choose your daddy, my child won't be calling the one calling you daddy
I am colour blind so i can't see red flags, i am like a bull i run at red flags
I like food, water
Don't talk to me before I have my morning coffee
Prefer tall men, well hung men or men with jobs
Last time i was someones type i was donating blood
Take me out with a gun or on a date upto you
Turtles don't like choking on plastic but i do
I am chunky yet funky, more cushion for the pushin, curvy, thicc when they are a ******* rake
Country/City girl at heart
How does Tinder work, what am i doing here, this is the last step before MAFS etc

What the ****

 

[11kgm]

What the fu**

The basic white girl bio

 

[Mofra]

The basic white girl bio

*Insert jumping photo*

 

[dales.girl38]

The basic white girl bio

If this is my competition I'm pretty optimistic about my chances when I return to dating apps.

 

[burge13]

The bio makes up about 0.001% importance. Girls know that

You'll swipe if she's hot and if you don't 100's of others will. The bio may as well be blank, or not even be a feature

 

[11kgm]

*Insert jumping photo*

Not basic enough

*Insert topless photo but looking away from the camera*

 

[11kgm]

If this is my competition I'm pretty optimistic about my chances when I return to dating apps.

There is no compeition you are a girl, there is something like 10 guys to every girl

 

[11kgm]

The bio makes up about 0.001% importance. Girls know that

You'll swipe if she's hot and if you don't 100's of others will. The bio may as well be blank, or not even be a feature

Or just swipe right on everyone

 

[Billy ray]

i think i have posted this before

every girl who swipes right on a guy will get a match as every guy swipes right on every girl beforehand.

if you wanna be different, and pique her interest, then join up, drop the range of km to lowest you can,and swipe right on one girl only and then put it away for a few days. do not open it.
then, open it and you will find the ones that appear first up are girls who have swiped right on you even if out of your range (and when they did they didn't get the match straight away - it confused them). but now when you swipe right, you get the match notification as do they and you know they are interested and probably relieved that you finally swiped right.

 

[11kgm]

But wait their is so basic bios i forget

If you don't look like your profile picture you are buying me drinks until you do
Don't ask for nudes take me out on a date and try to **** me at the end of it like a gentlemen
I am not looking for something serious just a husband/kids
My Bestfriend call's me bunnings because i will beat the last girl by 10%
I was called a freak because i have no gag relfex now they call me all the time
Call me Dumbledore because i am the headmaster
Message first because i won't hehe

 

[Run n Spread]

i think i have posted this before

every girl who swipes right on a guy will get a match as every guy swipes right on every girl beforehand.

if you wanna be different, and pique her interest, then join up, drop the range of km to lowest you can,and swipe right on one girl only and then put it away for a few days. do not open it.
then, open it and you will find the ones that appear first up are girls who have swiped right on you even if out of your range (and when they did they didn't get the match straight away - it confused them). but now when you swipe right, you get the match notification as do they and you know they are interested and probably relieved that you finally swiped right.

Oh shit man that's just a filter trick anyone can figure out. Bumble makes it easy. Doesn't change the maths of it.
Tinder is like the SRP board. It's not good for you you shouldn't engage but hope springs eternal you just can't help yourself and end up chasing shadows.
In fact it can be kind of dangerous bit like pr0n. You're chasing something that doesn't exist. You will get close chase and chase then run yourself aground. Was I talking about Tinder pr0n or relationships I forget

 

[Bomberboyokay]

I got banned from Hinge for stating I don't date fat chicks, feminists or bogans. Not sure if I was reported by fat chicks, feminists or bogans but from my brief usage it seemed a car wreck of a dating app so no loss.

Unless you want a girl old enough to remember the Whitlam Dismissal, they'll all be feminists.