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[BG32]

Shouldn't this have been posted in the Awkward Flirting Stories thread? Notwithstanding, Epic Fail my man!

Not really, if I had of gone through with it then no doubt there would be something very much worthy of submitting in there

 

[BACCS]

i hate myself now dont worry. i just wasnt in the mood at that time

How is any straight man not in the mood for a threesome with 2 hot girls at any time?!

 

[BG32]

How is any straight man not in the mood for a threesome with 2 hot girls at any time?!

I was in a different country, things happening everywhere you look. Pretty much the last thing I was expecting and ready for was two complete babes to ask me up to their room.

 

[Scotland]

Actively turning down a threesome is absolutely an AFS.

 

[imadodgyumpire]

At least BG32 still has the best avatar on here.

 

[Stratton_Gun]

Why dont you do it SG? It be something I'd expect to see you write judging on your posts here.

I don't have Tinder
Got a mate to do it on his phone tonight. Response was "ok freak". SonIAmDisappoint.jpeg

 

[Damon_3388]

staying at same resort, eyeball banging me at every opportunity, very suggestive body language around pool etc. After a few days ask me up to room for 'drinks' im like "im eating out but thanks" i wasnt really and yes i regret it. i was out of my league a bit and to make matters worse they where aussie and on the same plane home.....the eyeball banging continued then aswell

i hate myself now dont worry. i just wasnt in the mood at that time

"She invites me up at twelve o clock at night, for coffee. And I don't go up. "No thank you, I don't want coffee, it keeps me up. Too late for me to drink coffee." I said this to her. People this stupid shouldn't be allowed to live. I can't imagine what she must think of me."

 

[Richo is God]

SonIAmDisappoint.jpeg

People still say this?

 

[FootyJunkie]

People still say this?

So 1997

 

[BG32]

People still say this?

Straight from bodybuilding.com forums

 

[radiojake]

Straight from bodybuilding.com forums

it all starts to make more sense

 

[BC9_]

The girls who posted depresseing 'I don't have a Valentine' moments... I don't pity them one bit. So simple minded.

 

[tangolikelama]

Straight from bodybuilding.com forums

u aware?

 

[BotsMaster]

I don't have Tinder
Got a mate to do it on his phone tonight. Response was "ok freak". SonIAmDisappoint.jpeg

Why not?

 

[BG32]

Why not?

He might look like a half eaten yabby

 

[Illinois Nazi]

If you're a Ricky Gervais/Office fan, check out #TinderLikeBrent on Twitter

 

[Richo is God]

He might look like a half eaten yabby

Better than looking like a smashed crab

 

[CM86]

I did this once. I had two profiles, my own and one I created with Woody Allens son (hes a model). I made his profile as shitty as I could, with spelling mistakes and sleaze all other the place.

I then contact ten women in turn, with my profile and with the fake profile. Plus one woman that I had actually gone out with on a date a few weeks before who had subsequently ignored me. Fine, whatever, Im used to it.

It was hilarious. Many of the women would make funny jokes about the spelling mistakes I made as the model within ten seconds, yet I would spell perfectly as myself and they would take forever to respond. Their profiles would be filled with how they wanted men to be kind, considerate and helpful. As the model I would then tell them about how I would laugh at homeless people and give them US pennies instead of Aus currency and how I had slept with dozens of women. They would lap it up.

The woman I went out with for a first date? I treated her like shit as the model, even called her a **** and a turd, then arranged a date somewhere expensive. She gobbled it up. I naturally didnt turn up. She was back online asking "what did I do wrong?" Then it was "When can we meet up again?"

And feminists wonder why men dont respect women

And meninists wonder why women don't respect them

Wow, groundbreaking stuff. People have insecurities...
Sounds like a lot of work... for someone who doesn't care...

Also, I call your whole date story bullshit. Unless you can prove it happened.

You seem to be screaming "I'm a nice guy, women are bitches because they don't like me".
Maybe you're not a nice guy... maybe you're an arseh*le who preys on people with insecurities?

 

[FootyJunkie]

He might look like a half eaten yabby

 

[Stratton_Gun]

Why not?

My phone doesn't support it

 

[Ashton Agar]

My phone doesn't support it

You can get an older version, I got the iOS6 version only two weeks ago.

 

[joop]

i hate myself now dont worry. i just wasnt in the mood at that time

You weren't in the mood to have a 3some with 2 hotties, whilst you were overseas drinking around a pool??? What the **** am I missing here?

 

[CM86]

not tinder related but i did recently turn down a threesome overseas with some legit 8 outta 10's probs a good thing cause it would have been over in 4 seconds

You have anxiety and depression.

You need to start trying to do something about it now. Or it will kill you.

 

[BG32]

You weren't in the mood to have a 3some with 2 hotties, whilst you were overseas drinking around a pool??? What the **** am I missing here?

A sexually anxious 19yr old

You have anxiety and depression.

You need to start trying to do something about it now. Or it will kill you.

no shit i have depression now.
The one positive though chaps is if lookers of the level find interest, i shouldnt have too much troubles putting slighly lesser away

 

[CM86]

A sexually anxious 19yr old
no shit i have depression now.
The one positive though chaps is if lookers of the level find interest, i shouldnt have too much troubles putting slighly lesser away

Nah, you had it before. You just found justification for it now.

And your view of pulling lesser's is crap!

Those chic's weren't doing it for you out of pity. They weren't doing it for anything other than desire. So own that shit, and let it be you!

Don't think it was a mistake, and that it won't happen again. They are as insecure as you are. Own who you are, and control that shit!

Also, Threesomes can be fukin exhausting.