Computers & Internet Tinder

[Stratton_Gun]

No wonder you're single, seriously.

Being a gentleman on Tinder will get you nowhere

 

[Big Bryza]

Just found a mates missus on Tinder. This isn't gonna end well (yes, I accidentally swiped right).

Sealed the deal yet?

 

[AFDogs]

Sealed the deal yet?

Screenshot and sent to the boys.

 

[treefingers]

Being a gentleman on Tinder will get you nowhere

Are you still a virgin?

 

[Stratton_Gun]

Are you still a virgin?

I've never even hugged a girl

Whenever I try they say "heck off you beta manlet"

 

[Scotland]

That'd be a yes, then.

 

[Rough_Edges]

when u get a match, and you're like "hmmm this girl could be hot" and the photos are all from either far away or a bit blurry then you get to the last of her four photos and she looks like someones been flogging her face with a saucepan for the past 6 months.

I swipe right every girl.

Just got a "Congratulations you go a new match"

Said match is my cousin.

Going to be awkward at the next family get together...





cos we'll both know that we've been having secs together and the rest of the family won't.

Still getting likes for these posts.

Two of my most appreciative posts, appreciate the love brahs!

FWIW, I got catfished the other night, will go into further detail tomorrow.

 

[HugeJohnson]

Still getting likes for these posts.

Two of my most appreciative posts, appreciate the love brahs!

FWIW, I got catfished the other night, will go into further detail tomorrow.

Well done. You are very funny! I send my most sincere congratulations on your fine achievement. You're an inspiration to us all. Like the sun appearing from behind the clouds on a dreary day, you truly shine brightest above us all. Please allow me to accommodate you in any way you wish, master. As my body now belongs to you, the rightful King of the Tinder thread on bigfooty.com. I would have my first born child's organs removed for you. Your posts are far more important to society.Allow me to send my most extraordinary felicitations and I look forward to reading more of your posts.

 

[Rough_Edges]

^ lol

 

[iluvparis]

Well done. You are very funny! I send my most sincere congratulations on your fine achievement. You're an inspiration to us all. Like the sun appearing from behind the clouds on a dreary day, you truly shine brightest above us all. Please allow me to accommodate you in any way you wish, master. As my body now belongs to you, the rightful King of the Tinder thread on bigfooty.com. I would have my first born child's organs removed for you. Your posts are far more important to society.Allow me to send my most extraordinary felicitations and I look forward to reading more of your posts.

Solid hilarity of name to post humour ratio

 

[treefingers]

So many girls trying to buy weed today lol

 

[Stratton_Gun]

Left the footy early today (was with an extremely angry Dons supporter) and he had just got Tinder on his phone. A troll account none the less but still Tinder. Looking through every girl in Melbourne and writing offensive pick up lines to the ones who matched (spearheading these was my department) we came across a 7 with her tagline thing that read "There is a time in everyone's life where they have to settle down and take life seriously. However this time is not now and I just wanna drink some goon and have some boys slay my poon"

Our reaction

 

[BotsMaster]

Got any openings us Tinder users can use Stratton_Gun ?

 

[tupperware]

No thanks.

 

[Stratton_Gun]

Got any openings us Tinder users can use Stratton_Gun ?

"Would smash with the force of 1000 virgin miscers"

 

[Howard Littlejohn]

I've never even hugged a girl

Whenever I try they say "heck off you beta manlet"

" Beta manlet " ... At least you are meeting articulate girls and they talk to you. All I get are screams from 30 metres away, or pointing and laughing.
Which is fair enough, I have the same reaction every morning when shaving.

 

[BG32]

can confirm the "why havent we had sex yet" opener works. have videos if anyone wants em

 

[Nate7]

http://diply.com/text-from/hilarious-tinder-trainwreck/118705/1

Had a read through this early today and that shit is enough to have me deleting Tinder!

Anyone been catfished yet?

 

[kfc1]

http://diply.com/text-from/hilarious-tinder-trainwreck/118705/1

Had a read through this early today and that shit is enough to have me deleting Tinder!

Anyone been catfished yet?

We havent heard back from that guy who was going to meet the chick at the public toilets?

 

[Nate7]

We havent heard back from that guy who was going to meet the chick at the public toilets?

DarkPhoenix - what happened?

 

[DarkPhoenix]

DarkPhoenix - what happened?

She's on holiday for a month, so nothing. Shes proved shes a legitimate chick though.

Just matched with a chick who I used to work with, she unmatched straight away

 

[BotsMaster]

 

[HirdyLannister]

Marry her...

 

[Stratton_Gun]

 

[T2B_]

That's deep man...

pun maybe intended