Computers & Internet Tinder

[Duritz]

She was called hoover if that counts

So she kept the place clean, that's great.

 

[Brad Goodman]

Nothing sexier than a fat chick vacuuming.

 

[The Passenger]

Your theory as to why she was getting laid so much? Guys knew she was easy and just wanted a warm, wet place to stick it?

Pretty much. Going out to a lot of backpacking bars at the time. In the backpacking world there is almost always someone willing to step up to the plate

 

[savagelunchbox]

So having not updated the app since they started limiting the amount of swipes right a user can have, I'm now getting a limit.

When I hit it, all I get is:



**** off.

Am still getting like 50 right swipes a day, but this just shit. Poor form to do it to those who didn't fall into the unexpected updating trap.

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

I got a random update the other day (it just happened out of the blue), and there goes 1,800 matches

 

[savagelunchbox]

Mine tell me I still need to update Tinder.

 

[Catsmaninamerica]

Marry her, and end up playing 400 games for North Melbourne.

Oh wait, you said pretty face?

One of the best things I've read on bigfooty. Thank you.

 

[Richo is God]

I got a random update the other day (it just happened out of the blue), and there goes 1,800 matches

Ooh look at you with your subtle brag.
Flog

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

Ooh look at you with your subtle brag.
Flog

Is that a lot?

I didn't even talk to 98% of them so who cares how many it is?

 

[Xtreme]

.......holy mackerel....

LIKED just for the fact you don't hear this phrase often enough today

So larger girl but with pretty face. What do you do.

Depends on what you are using Tinder for I guess. But this post and associated replies, wowwww is all I can say. Guess it would depend on height/weight differential but I don't think there's anything wrong with going there (friends or more).

 

[waldino]

You know you dont tinder well when you change you settings to both blokes and chicks and say yes to everyone and get more hits with guys than chicks. Hence why i deleated Tinder

 

[brahj]

You know you dont tinder well when you change you settings to both blokes and chicks and say yes to everyone and get more hits with guys than chicks. Hence why i deleated Tinder

I used to use it as a confidence boost... shit's just depressing now... I'm starting to swipe right on the single mum's for ****'s sake.

 

[waldino]

I used to use it as a confidence boost... shit's just depressing now... I'm starting to swipe right on the single mum's for ****'s sake.

I know your pain all too well

 

[WCErevival]

I'd be surprised if there was even 1800 people to be matched with in the first place

 

[King Elvis]

Yeah I'm not really, just wanted to see if anyone on here has had similar experiences on Tinder...

Have one at the moment - 21 year old who wants an older guy as a FBuddy.

 

[ShanDog]

Young bloke at work was takling about Tinder and on a whim, I brought up Grindr, saying "Actually mate, there is a new ap that is apparently better and more popular called Grindr."

He got all excited and started to download it right then and there. Amazingly, the whole room kept a straight face.... except for one. As soon as she found out she laughed at him and told him what it was about.

Such a killjoy.

I really wanted to be there when he started scrolling through profiles (if that's how it works - I have NFI) and said "Geez, there's lot of guys on here..."

 

[Lums23]

Is that a lot?

I didn't even talk to 98% of them so who cares how many it is?

For a man it is

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

I'd be surprised if there was even 1800 people to be matched with in the first place

Easily, I probably only matched with 50% of people at the most to begin with

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

For a man it is

I went through A LOT tho

 

[WCErevival]

Easily, I probably only matched with 50% of people at the most to begin with

I'm probably older than most in here so less matches. When I had the app I ran out after a couple of weeks and I noticed the same people kept coming up all the time too.

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

I'm probably older than most in here so less matches. When I had the app I ran out after a couple of weeks and I noticed the same people kept coming up all the time too.

I hadn't refreshed for the whole 2.5 years since the app came out either

 

[Lums23]

Easily, I probably only matched with 50% of people at the most to begin with

That's a massive percentage for a guy. I've met a lot of different people over the past year or two, and as a guy in my early 20s nearly all of them have tinder. The "hottest" of those guys wouldn't come close to that sort of a percentage or amount of likes

That's the sort of percentage a girl would have, and half of the guys on Tinder swipe right to everyone

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

That's a massive percentage for a guy. I've met a lot of different people over the past year or two, and as a guy in my early 20s nearly all of them have tinder. The "hottest" of those guys wouldn't come close to that sort of a percentage or amount of likes

That's the sort of percentage a girl would have, and half of the guys on Tinder swipe right to everyone

I swipe right to everyone, and at the absolute MOST do I get 50%, but it's probably more around 33%, no idea tbh

 

[Rough_Edges]

I've got 1200 fwiw, swipe right to all, 50% would not bang, 35% would bang and brag but not show pics, 15% would bang and post photos in group chat with mates

Got a good match today

Will pursue and report back

 

[kfc1]

Has a combined bath/shower - avoid