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Rough_Edges

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What pissed me off about the above is that she replied first. This has never happened to me. :(
I try never talk to girls first.

If they interested they'll talk to me

That goes out the window when I've had more than 8 beers, after 11pm or particularly keen (can't believe how Stratton this is) on a root.
 

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Just got this from some bird, might drop the heroin addict thing she looks hot

My bio is something about pizza and live music (everyone loves pizza and live music)

Might sleep on the one
 

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The Sultan

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Not sure if it a pick up line but I usually find

“ Hi, thanks for the swipe… how have you been? im The Sultan” work quite well, not too forward or confronting and not disingenuous either.

then from there you can go a few different routes...
  • “Have you been on here long”, which leads into “there must be heapos of weirdos and freaks on here have you had any funny experiences” – sharing experiences helps to develop a connection
  • “I saw on your profile and or pic that you like/have been….. X “ -shows you’ve read profile and taken interest, rather than swiping for hot pic
 
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MrNatural

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I'm not having a great deal of luck in the tindersphere.
Getting matches, but getting plenty of non-repliers.
Another issue i have is my location, i live in the outer SE, and as soon as i match with a girl who is more than like 30 kms away, they seem to think you live on the other side of the planet...
 

MrNatural

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Anyone else get these type of fake accounts:

Hey XXXX, i want to have sex with strangers who are also skilled and very intimate in bed? bla bla
Says to go to some link
 

Duritz

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I usually open it up with a shit joke.




"What is ET short for?"

"So he can fit on a spaceship."





...I don't have sex much.
Lololol love it

Try this:

"Hi, if I don't answer for a while don't think I'm not interested, it just means mum needs the computer for her webcam sex job."
 
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