Computers & Internet Tinder

[akkaps]

What pissed me off about the above is that she replied first. This has never happened to me.

 

[dales.girl38]

So guys like it when we message first huh?

 

[akkaps]

So guys like it when we message first huh?

It beats this:

Spoiler

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

Did you put a fullstop after writing Hey??? .


Seems blunt, plus from my experience, try to change it up from saying just hey, can get really boring if they get 'hey' 50 times a day

 

[akkaps]

Did you put a fullstop after writing Hey??? .


Seems blunt, plus from my experience, try to change it up from saying just hey, can get really boring if they get 'hey' 50 times a day

Habit.

And I don't get all this cheesy bullshit that guys are told to post.

 

[Rough_Edges]

What pissed me off about the above is that she replied first. This has never happened to me.

I try never talk to girls first.

If they interested they'll talk to me

That goes out the window when I've had more than 8 beers, after 11pm or particularly keen (can't believe how Stratton this is) on a root.

 

[Borderline]

Trying new tactics on tinder.

1st tactic; heroin addict

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Will post results

"What are you up to tonight" is a good message to receive.

Also Isabella looks

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

Habit.

And I don't get all this cheesy bullshit that guys are told to post.

No, don't do a pick up line or some shit, just write something different than 'hey'

 

[Rough_Edges]

Just got this from some bird, might drop the heroin addict thing she looks hot

My bio is something about pizza and live music (everyone loves pizza and live music)

Might sleep on the one

 

[Nate7]

Just got this from some bird, might drop the heroin addict thing she looks hot

My bio is something about pizza and live music (everyone loves pizza and live music)

Might sleep on the one

Give it to her.

 

[Borderline]

Give it to her.

Use the sausage and pizza combo line from above.

 

[Rough_Edges]

Give it to her.

A long way out but drinks on smith street on Sunday looks likely.

Having a rare night on tinder, this bird fair minga but;,

 

[Scotland]

So guys like it when we message first huh?

Guys like it when girls reply.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Just please don't use the line "Wanna be my Tinderella?"
Every second guy uses it and it's shit.

 

[Morganashlee]

Just please don't use the line "Wanna be my Tinderella?"
Every second guy uses it and it's shit.

I almost want to open tinder just to attempt to illicit this response from someone. It is so bad that it's good haha

 

[The Sultan]

Not sure if it a pick up line but I usually find

“ Hi, thanks for the swipe… how have you been? im The Sultan” work quite well, not too forward or confronting and not disingenuous either.

then from there you can go a few different routes...

• “Have you been on here long”, which leads into “there must be heapos of weirdos and freaks on here have you had any funny experiences” – sharing experiences helps to develop a connection
• “I saw on your profile and or pic that you like/have been….. X “ -shows you’ve read profile and taken interest, rather than swiping for hot pic

 

[akkaps]

Guys like it when girls swipe right.

EFA.

Or it could just be me.

 

[MrNatural]

I'm not having a great deal of luck in the tindersphere.
Getting matches, but getting plenty of non-repliers.
Another issue i have is my location, i live in the outer SE, and as soon as i match with a girl who is more than like 30 kms away, they seem to think you live on the other side of the planet...

 

[MrNatural]

Anyone else get these type of fake accounts:

Hey XXXX, i want to have sex with strangers who are also skilled and very intimate in bed? bla bla
Says to go to some link

 

[iDon]

3 solo photos no bio. Yup fakey fake. Plenty around MrNatural

 

[WCErevival]

The worst is when there is clearly different people in the photos.

 

[MrNatural]

3 solo photos no bio. Yup fakey fake. Plenty around MrNatural

This most recent one did
her name was supposedly Isabel
But her profile said "Hi my name is Sam"
And had an elaborate story.
Most likely copied from someone else

 

[Duritz]

Use the sausage and pizza combo line from above.

I would so slay it on tinder with lines like that. I'd be like Gary Ablett playing against thalidomide sufferers, it'd be that unfair.

 

[brahj]

I usually open it up with a shit joke.




"What is ET short for?"

"So he can fit on a spaceship."





...I don't have sex much.

 

[Duritz]

I usually open it up with a shit joke.




"What is ET short for?"

"So he can fit on a spaceship."





...I don't have sex much.

Lololol love it

Try this:

"Hi, if I don't answer for a while don't think I'm not interested, it just means mum needs the computer for her webcam sex job."