So......... spoke with a young lass on the Friday night and things progressed to text pretty quickly. She even got me her instagram to further investigate and im thinking you beauty. I was leaving for the UK this morning and she offered to come over and help pack. She tells me AFL is not the real footy, i let that slide but looking back thats where it went wrong.
She is still keen to come over but only for PG things, im thinking okay okay maybe she covering bases to not look like a unpaid lady of the night. Anyway she eventually comes over and I have one thing in my mind and it ain't really small talk.
She is probably 10kgs overweight or she has hidden it awfully well, tells me about her religion, her family etc etc. I then question her about the PG comment, and she again confirms thats exactly what she meant.
Lads we all know the girls that say one thing but mean another. "You can go to the pub tonight" ...... "like **** you going to the pub you be divorced in the morning".
So I've decided thats that and continue small talk for a while but eventually shuffle her out of the house. Within 10mins of her leaving she sends me:
"For future reference if a tinder girl says PG night snd come over she actually means body on body action, like naked"
I replied with something like I will remember to bring my mind reading glasses next time and that was that.
TL

R Tinder girl told me AFL wasn't footy, should've left it there.