Computers & Internet Tinder

[Private Hudson]

A chick added me on Oasis and her profile made her look like she was a few beers short of a six pack ( basically abusing blokes and in capital I WANT TO BE MARRIED IN 6 months ) I liked her back because I had to see how crazy this chick was. We had a conversation that was extremely weird. Within the second sentence she was offering to move out with me, she then told me she lost her license last night for refusing a road side drug test and that if I wanted to see her I'd need to pick her up and that rules are really strict now. I asked if she meant the police were really strict ? And she said " yea thatt fucin Copa wanted me, the ****en ashore, i no, when bloks wan me " then she asked where my parents lived? I told her none of her business. To which she replied that her dad has put her down her whole life etc. this is when I deleted her, but it kept me entertained for awhile.

 

[Rough_Edges]

plot twist;

Private Hudson is not only himself, but also the girl on oasis.

you slippery ****er

 

[akkaps]

We need an Oasis thread.

 

[WCErevival]

Does anyone here use POF?

 

[Brad Goodman]

Does anyone here use POF?

Grindr thread mate.

 

[The Sultan]

A chick added me on Oasis and her profile made her look like she was a few beers short of a six pack ( basically abusing blokes and in capital I WANT TO BE MARRIED IN 6 months ) I liked her back because I had to see how crazy this chick was. We had a conversation that was extremely weird. Within the second sentence she was offering to move out with me, she then told me she lost her license last night for refusing a road side drug test and that if I wanted to see her I'd need to pick her up and that rules are really strict now. I asked if she meant the police were really strict ? And she said " yea thatt fucin Copa wanted me, the ****en ashore, i no, when bloks wan me " then she asked where my parents lived? I told her none of her business. To which she replied that her dad has put her down her whole life etc. this is when I deleted her, but it kept me entertained for awhile.

ive seen her ad on there, looked like a crazy so avoided like the plague. might need to try and find her profile and screen shot it, from memory it was a rambling un-punctuated mess.

 

[Slax]

So......... spoke with a young lass on the Friday night and things progressed to text pretty quickly. She even got me her instagram to further investigate and im thinking you beauty. I was leaving for the UK this morning and she offered to come over and help pack. She tells me AFL is not the real footy, i let that slide but looking back thats where it went wrong.

She is still keen to come over but only for PG things, im thinking okay okay maybe she covering bases to not look like a unpaid lady of the night. Anyway she eventually comes over and I have one thing in my mind and it ain't really small talk.

She is probably 10kgs overweight or she has hidden it awfully well, tells me about her religion, her family etc etc. I then question her about the PG comment, and she again confirms thats exactly what she meant.

Lads we all know the girls that say one thing but mean another. "You can go to the pub tonight" ...... "like **** you going to the pub you be divorced in the morning".

So I've decided thats that and continue small talk for a while but eventually shuffle her out of the house. Within 10mins of her leaving she sends me:

"For future reference if a tinder girl says PG night snd come over she actually means body on body action, like naked"

I replied with something like I will remember to bring my mind reading glasses next time and that was that.

TLR Tinder girl told me AFL wasn't footy, should've left it there.

Note - PG for women on Tinder means just straight sex, nothing kinky.

 

[walshy93]

lol shit airport, with massive penis shaped thing in the middle of it.

Shit airport, great service and new planes. Loved the 787. Think I paid like 1200 return to London last time too. Bargain.

 

[Scholz Supremacy]

Omg it's Amy Cornes hahaha

 

[HirdyLannister]

Omg it's Amy Cornes hahaha

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Has nude photos on the web

 

[floodbuster]

A chick added me on Oasis and her profile made her look like she was a few beers short of a six pack ( basically abusing blokes and in capital I WANT TO BE MARRIED IN 6 months ) I liked her back because I had to see how crazy this chick was. We had a conversation that was extremely weird. Within the second sentence she was offering to move out with me, she then told me she lost her license last night for refusing a road side drug test and that if I wanted to see her I'd need to pick her up and that rules are really strict now. I asked if she meant the police were really strict ? And she said " yea thatt fucin Copa wanted me, the ****en ashore, i no, when bloks wan me " then she asked where my parents lived? I told her none of her business. To which she replied that her dad has put her down her whole life etc. this is when I deleted her, but it kept me entertained for awhile.

Tinder and the likes have killed oasis, before tinder you could easily find quality girls on oasis but not now.

 

[Private Hudson]

ive seen her ad on there, looked like a crazy so avoided like the plague. might need to try and find her profile and screen shot it, from memory it was a rambling un-punctuated mess.

She actually has 3 different accounts on there, I saw a different one today. She is a nutter.

 

[Jesse Custer]

Going through a bit of a dry spell in terms of matches atm

 

[Rustin Cohle]

Has anyone noticed the latest tinder update? Verified profiles for 'notable public figures.'

LOL

 

[Xtreme]

Warnie!

 

[brahj]

Has nude photos on the web

"One of those disgusting ex-girlfriend porno sites? There's so many of them, though. Which one? Which one were they posted on?"

 

[Isosceles]

Has nude photos on the web

Links?

 

[Scotland]

Links?

This is BigFooty. That's a no no.

Hints is what you're after.

 

[Isosceles]

This is BigFooty. That's a no no.

Hints is what you're after.

Hints are what I need!

 

[akkaps]

I saw the new update as well, would prefer them to notify us on which profiles are bots instead of celebs.

 

[brahj]

Oasis is pretty messed up.


In fact "Oasis" is a pretty misleading name.

 

[The Sultan]

LOL - people complaining about there being some slappers on internet dating sites, not sure what you're expecting.

 

[Damon_3388]

LOL - people complaining about there being some slappers on internet dating sites, not sure what you're expecting.

Well, with how common and prevalent Internet dating and things like Tinder supposedly are, you'd expect there to be a greater cross-section of society in terms of looks, personality and social class than you get. Tinder generally provides a good balance, but Oasis seems to consist mainly of your stereotypical outer-suburban "trashy" types.

Sure, most people are using these avenues to look for sex rather than love or long-term relationships, but that doesn't mean they're looking for or should "expect" someone who's low-class or unattractive. Sex and casual sex aren't the exclusive domain of trashy, low-class or ugly people.

Maybe the "better" types still favour the "traditional" methods of bars, clubs, etc., as they have the money/education/social standing to do it? I don't know...

 

[Brad Goodman]

Sex and casual sex aren't the exclusive domain of trashy, low-class or ugly people.

No, but they make up the majority of clientele at non-relationship-based dating sites that aren't Tinder.

 

[Damon_3388]

No, but they make up the majority of clientele at non-relationship-based dating sites that aren't Tinder.

Yes, and this is the unexpected and disappointing thing that people are finding and highlighting, given how popular and "normal" online dating supposedly is now with most people.