Computers & Internet Tinder

[The Passenger]

Not a huge fan of the old up the bum. Don't shy away if she is keen.

But not too keen on girls who like to advertise it to the world.

 

[MrNatural]

Yeah good point, not sure how I missed that one. Sometimes though if you're swiping art in the early am they won't be on 0 mins ago. But yep dead giveaway.

Bird is supposed to be coming round tonight, haven't met her but looks decent.

Other dead giveaways are their opening lines.
if you get either of the following it's a bot:
"Match !"
"Whassup"
"How is it going on" (terrible grammar)

Then you've got a bot
Report and unmatch

 

[Richo is God]

 

[akkaps]

I got matched with Macca's as well.

 

[Pea Nut]

So Tinder has gone from a hook up app to a form of social media ???

 

[Plugger35]

That's very Un-McDonalds

 

[rippersnipper]

It's not very fancy though is it..?

 

[Sublime]

So instead of serving it on a board, they're serving in on an iphone?

 

[BotsMaster]

 

[Sublime]

Bot.

Everyone knows girls don't fart.

 

[brahj]

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[Illinois Nazi]

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Weird nose.

 

[dales.girl38]

There shall be a third date.

 

[Morganashlee]

There shall be a third date.

You survived and are going back for more! Good work DG

 

[Scotland]

There shall be a third date.

 

[Xtreme]

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WOULD WIFE!!

 

[BotsMaster]

WOULD WIFE!!

So you won't wife a girl whose into anal but will wife a girl who will fart for you?

 

[Brad Goodman]

So you won't wife a girl whose into anal but will wife a girl who will fart for you?

Clearly subscribes to the 'it's an out hole' philosophy.

 

[akkaps]

It's actually very well written with all the puns.

 

[Xtreme]

So you won't wife a girl whose into anal but will wife a girl who will fart for you?

A girl that farts more than likely will accept a guy that also farts win-win really

 

[King Elvis]

A girl that farts more than likely will accept a guy that also farts win-win really

If you're lucky, she'll piss standing up as well.

There shall be a third date.

Oh lawdy, soon you'll be knitting matching sweaters.

 

[Beerfish]

A girl that farts more than likely will accept a guy that also farts win-win really

Everyone has to accept guys farting. It's the way of things.

 

[Richo is God]

There shall be a third date.

Do I hear wedding bells?

 

[kfc1]

Everyone has to accept guys farting. It's the way of things.

I think every guy reaches a point in a relationship where he thinks he didnt always fart this much but cant remember what it would have been like to fart less or hold them in on a date

 

[King Elvis]

I am staunchly of the belief that you should avoid farting in front of chicks.

Exception are your sister (because **** her), and your partner WHEN IT'S THE ODD FART IN A COMICAL FASHION.