Computers & Internet Tinder

[Vincent Chase]

 

[Vic Vinegar]

I like to put time into knowing someone before i **** them.

Call me old school but i like romance as opposed to "yeh you'll do lets root"

I realise im in the minority.

A box of goon and rohypnol does not make romance. And sitting on a branch at eyeline level across from her bedroom window over a week or two does not mean you know the poor girl.

 

[vealesy]

Stalk much?

 

[TigerGlory]

Grabbed my mates phone the other night and opened up Tinder. You can change the preferences of who you see, so naturally I changed it from women to men (not that theres anything wrong with that) and went on a swipe right spree. Had about 15 minutes of solid swiping I reckon before he came back.

Now hes not the worst looking bloke going around, so as you can imagine, hes getting plenty of notifications on his phone, just not the ones hes after. Still has no idea what happened. We'd had a few drinks so I dont think he checked his phone until the next morning either which adds to the fun.

Now I know you're all probably thinking "holy moley that is one original prank", but its ok, feel free to use that one.

 

[pekay-norwest]

Grabbed my mates phone the other night and opened up Tinder. You can change the preferences of who you see, so naturally I changed it from women to men (not that theres anything wrong with that) and went on a swipe right spree. Had about 15 minutes of solid swiping I reckon before he came back.

Now hes not the worst looking bloke going around, so as you can imagine, hes getting plenty of notifications on his phone, just not the ones hes after. Still has no idea what happened. We'd had a few drinks so I dont think he checked his phone until the next morning either which adds to the fun.

Now I know you're all probably thinking "holy moley that is one original prank", but its ok, feel free to use that one.

You sir, are a bastard, and a King amongst mere men. I doff my cap.

 

[vealesy]

You sir, are a bastard, and a King amongst mere men. I doff my cap.

The real funny part will be if his mate never tells anyone about it.

Then comes out 3 months later.

We need updates.

 

[Gw1lt4Prezid3nt]

The best part of tinder is getting the match. Its a very welcome self-esteem boost. Conversation however is avoided at all costs as that would be defeating the purpose of the self-esteem boost.

 

[Gough]

I'm not sure Alyssa quite has the hang of this whole Tinder thing.

 

[Scallop Industry Thug]

I'm not sure Alyssa quite has the hang of this whole Tinder thing.

Am I stupid if I don't see it?

 

[JD11]

Am I stupid if I don't see it?

uh, hell yeah.

 

[Xtreme]

If im reading it right she's on tinder despite being engaged (ie partnered up with someone) and with child

 

[Scallop Industry Thug]

If im reading it right she's on tinder despite being engaged (ie partnered up with someone) and with child

Ah of course.

I thought it was just a message or something,

 

[slicedndiced]

This old man has no smart phone, is married and has never heard of Tinder before this thread. srs.

Now understands that the younger gens can put up a pic and get a root all from the comfort of your living room.

I hate you all.

 

[HirdyLannister]

This old man has no smart phone, is married and has never heard of Tinder before this thread. srs.

Now understands that the younger gens can put up a pic and get a root all from the comfort of your living room.

I hate you all.

Life was pretty sweet until I got missus 6 months ago... Now it sucks like yours

 

[King Elvis]

I'm not sure Alyssa quite has the hang of this whole Tinder thing.

Hahahaha, how's the look on his face?

"Well, that's my youth and fun, ****ed."

 

[kfc1]

"Dammit now i really need a job"

"Why is it black?"

 

[kfc1]

Life was pretty sweet until I got missus 6 months ago... Now it sucks like yours

Does she love DP tho?

 

[HirdyLannister]

Does she love DP tho?

penis in the pink, finger in the stink?

 

[Gough]

Hahahaha, how's the look on his face?

"Well, that's my youth and fun, ******."

Quivorir

 

[BG32]

Been using a location spoofer (jailbroken iPhone) and a fake account to see how I'd go in Norway and Sweden etc. I know were my next holiday will be to

 

[HirdyLannister]

Been using a location spoofer (jailbroken iPhone) and a fake account to see how I'd go in Norway and Sweden etc. I know were my next holiday will be to

I wish this app was around in my europe trip in 2011

 

[Quivorir]

Quivorir

Nah mate. Baby can just tag along.

 

[Gough]

Nah mate. Baby can just tag along.

My mother described their parenting style as loving neglect.

 

[Quivorir]

Haha that's brilliant.

 

[La Dispute]

Grabbed my mates phone the other night and opened up Tinder. You can change the preferences of who you see, so naturally I changed it from women to men (not that theres anything wrong with that) and went on a swipe right spree. Had about 15 minutes of solid swiping I reckon before he came back.

I had a mate do the same thing to me.

Woke up to ten male matches, seven of which had messaged me, all were over forty.

Prick.