Computers & Internet Tinder

[La Dispute]

I'm a big advocate for the late morning Tinder smash sesh.

No waiting around, your cortisol levels are high and you've got the rest of the day to do whatever.

I should tee it up more often.

 

[La Dispute]

Haha, I'm neither, and more superficial than I'm making out, but trying hard to become more like what I preach. It's not easy though.

Yeah that's spot on... bad luck about the location thing. There's nothing to love about crystal meth except Breaking Bad. I've got my first tinder date coming up as well... if nothing else, I reckon it gives you great practice for the whole 'dating' thing.

There's something endearing about decent looking, but not stunningly attractive girls IMO. The longer you spend with them the more you begin to like and even admire their imperfections. You stop to look inward and with a lot more introspection.

Meth is just a horrible, dirty, drug. She's studying to be a primary school teacher too. Just a truly bizarre combo.

Let us know how your date goes. I found the more Tinder dates I went on the more natural and easy the process became. Even if it might not seem that way at first.

 

[Silent Alarm]

This is just a nothing post.

So's this

 

[Catfish Alley]

But his post only wasted 2 seconds of my time

 

[getthefooty]

So's this

I was hammered and read the post and I couldn't actually work out what you were talking about.

Read it this morning and I've still got no ****ing clue.

 

[getthefooty]

Time for a small brag. Tinder is ****ing great, I've decided. Gone 3 in 3 days, 2 tinder chicks and the ex, without a drop of alcohol involved. Didn't think that would be anywhere near possible previously.

 

[Gibbsy]

Alright, so what's the etiquette with matching someone you kind of know?

Go about it in any other way unless you're a close friend. Plenty of water has gone under the bridge since you last saw 'Miss X' five years ago in high school.

90% of the people I see on Tinder I have mutuals with; I would think your situation is more unique than most.

 

[Richo is God]

Signed up one drnken night while currently in the states. Some solid 10s in Miami going around, it's a pity I'm a solid -19

 

[Scotland]

Signed up one drnken night while currently in the states. Some solid 10s in Miami going around, it's a pity I'm a solid -19

Did you write "I'm Australian" on your little profile thing?

 

[Richo is God]

Did you write "I'm Australian" on your little profile thing?

Yeah, getting a few matches but they all seem to happen on the last night before I depart a city

 

[Scotland]

Yeah, getting a few matches but they all seem to happen on the last night before I depart a city

You say that like it's a bad thing.

 

[Richo is God]

You say that like it's a bad thing.

It wouldn't be if they replied before I go to sleep lol

 

[DrVanNostrand]

Been getting into this over the past week. Genuinely surprised how many seemingly intelligent people there are out there. And far more European backpackers in Brisbane than I ever imagined . I get the feeling this thing is far more useful for people who live pretty close to the city, given the majority on here seem to live in uni student sharehouse suburbs.

 

[Damon_3388]

So many Seinfeld-esque thoughts using this app...

 

[DrVanNostrand]

So I open her up this arvo and low and behold, there's a nice topless selfie with the caption "Something for a boring Thursday..."

App delivers

 

[King Elvis]

Nice.

 

[BC9_]

The fake accounts are very annoying, bloody campaigners.

 

[magic_johnson!]

So, could be an awkward flirting story in the making..
I was on tinder in budapest, talking to this pom. I had previously been in England the week before, visiting a british ex gf. Staying at her place, her housemate had a bunch of her friends come down from Manchester (which is about 90 minutes from where i was) for Halloween. We went to the same party (an event at a club) but we pre'd at a different place to her housemate so i didn't see much of her friends apart from a quick hello.

Anyway, i mention to this tinder bird that i'd been to the uk like the previous week and where i was. She goes no way, i was down from Manchester to visit a friend for Halloween in that town. All of a sudden, she looks very familiar, but they all seemed to be pretty good looking blondes but i still i freak out, and say yeah i only got there the day after Halloween, but asked her where she went out. She told me she went to this random industial building turned club that no-one really knows about, and said its name. It was the same place i was. We chatted, and she told me to message her if im ever in manchester for a 'tour.' Will let you guys know how this tinder ends up...

 

[LukasTheGreat]

Talking to chicks from another Country/state is a massive tease.

 

[Scholz Supremacy]

Got on this Tinder thing a few weeks ago. Matched up with a lot of fakes, and a lot of my real matches aren't very talkative back. But one turned out very good. We got along and had a quite a bit in common, and we're now Facebook friends so it's going very well I could say. She may live 3 and a half hours away haha, but we're going fine at the moment.

 

[Affidavit]

Practically married mate.

 

[BC9_]

All fake accounts. I just want milk that tastes like real milk

 

[bok_party]

It's actual bullshit how many there are.

 

[BC9_]

Yeah the makers of the app need to sort their shit out and update the security. The fake ones only come on during the evening when usability is at its highest

 

[kfc1]

What is the point of the fakes? Trying to convince u to send money?