Computers & Internet Tinder

[Sydney Bloods]

Blow me.

My pics are top notch and loaded with great filters, and my chat is A-grade. Do you know how many hours I spent practising this shit on MSN?

It's these crazy bitches.

i think your choice of username might have something to do with it.

 

[MrNatural]

Got an interesting match the other day.
She wasn't anything that great but swiped right anyways for shits n giggs.
We end up matching.
Start a pretty normal conversation. She seems alright to talk to.
Then she asks me "So why you on Tinder?" i reply that I'm here for fun.
She flips out.
Says I'm fake (My account is fake btw, so she was right, but everything i said was true) and tells me that if I'm just on here for sex then i should flat out just say it rather than having a coherent conversation. I told her that if i just wanted plain sex I'd pay for it, she cracked it even further lol.
I have a number of hot matches but once they work out that my photo is fake they pretty quickly stop talking

 

[BC9_]

So you got a photo that's not you? Do you ever intend meeting up with someone?

 

[Sublime]

It's people like you with fake pics etc that ruin it for the genuine people.

 

[rideclutch]

Got an interesting match the other day.
She wasn't anything that great but swiped right anyways for shits n giggs.
We end up matching.
Start a pretty normal conversation. She seems alright to talk to.
Then she asks me "So why you on Tinder?" i reply that I'm here for fun.
She flips out.
Says I'm fake (My account is fake btw, so she was right, but everything i said was true) and tells me that if I'm just on here for sex then i should flat out just say it rather than having a coherent conversation. I told her that if i just wanted plain sex I'd pay for it, she cracked it even further lol.
I have a number of hot matches but once they work out that my photo is fake they pretty quickly stop talking

Poor username to post correlation...

 

[MrNatural]

So you got a photo that's not you? Do you ever intend meeting up with someone?

Correct.
Haven't decided yet

It's people like you with fake pics etc that ruin it for the genuine people.

Maybe so.

 

[MrNatural]

Poor username to post correlation...

?

 

[bombersfan4000]

I am 35 now but if I had this back in my late teens/early 20's, heck me I would have been slaying brids like wilt chamberlain

try being married as well

 

[Bluelegs]

I've had Tinder for 18 days now, swipe right 70% of the time, and am checking the app whenever I get the chance. Not once have I matched with anyone.

Being a 24 year old virgin, this is quite disheartening. Any tips out there? I know for a fact that BigFooty is absolutely teeming with good-looking socialites; hopefully I can fetch some proper advice here!

Thanks.

You'll have better luck going out with mates and meeting women. Use tinder to practice flirting, and get some confidence beyond that it's a pretty average app. I've only had one girl on tinder actually suggest we hook up, though I've had plenty flirt with me. Turns out I didn't hook up with that girl because over the weekend I met someone else while having some drinks with friends; we're seeing each other on Saturday.

 

[chunkylover53]

i think your choice of username might have something to do with it.

I don't actually like chunky birds, and my Tinder display name isn't Chunky.

Watch more Simpsons.

 

[Bluelegs]

I don't actually like chunky birds, and my Tinder display name isn't Chunky.

Watch more Simpsons.

Ironically

 

[La Dispute]

Don't worry over 35's, RSVP is still available.

It's all G.

 

[Hawks1523]

Lol at girls trying to sell nudes on snapchat on tinder.

 

[Scotland]

Sell?

 

[Joker91]

I don't understand why Mr.Natural has a fake account ?

What is this going to achieve

 

[Hawks1523]

Sell?

Posted a moment saying snapchat for a month $10, $50 for 6 months.

I asked why would I pay for her snapchat and she replied "nudes, duh!"

 

[Scotland]

Shit, my snapchat account is nowhere near that exciting.

 

[Bluelegs]

Posted a moment saying snapchat for a month $10, $50 for 6 months.

I asked why would I pay for her snapchat and she replied "nudes, duh!"

Which you could reply with the exact same question.

Who on earth pays for pr0n?

 

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Scenes.

 

[Hawks1523]

Which you could reply with the exact same question.

Who on earth pays for pr0n?

I replied "lol who pays for nudes?" And she hasn't responded

 

[MrNatural]

I don't understand why Mr.Natural has a fake account ?

What is this going to achieve

It was an experiment as i wanted to see what it was really like.
Decided to delete it the other day

 

[crownie]

http://www.womansday.com.au/celebri...s/2015/1/aussie-mums-tinder-date-with-warnie/

“Got it!!! You’re hot, are you home alone?” he asked on Tinder before checking, “Can I trust you? Are you private? This has to stay between us? X”

nice of her to sell her story

 

[MrNatural]

http://www.womansday.com.au/celebri...s/2015/1/aussie-mums-tinder-date-with-warnie/

“Got it!!! You’re hot, are you home alone?” he asked on Tinder before checking, “Can I trust you? Are you private? This has to stay between us? X”

nice of her to sell her story

I feel sorry for Warney.
He's gotten caught out on so many occasions.
Needs to find a non electronic way to find women or he will continue to get women trying to get $ off their stories

 

[FoolCat]

I don't think Warney will mind that article, sounds like he is a sex god. Will be smiling ear to ear if his botox allows it while getting more matches on tinder than ever.

 

[LukasTheGreat]

Hahahaha ****, Warnie is a legend.