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[akkaps]

id tap it...

Monika (with a 'k') says no.

 

[The Sultan]

Monika (with a 'k') says no.

hahaha she prob would, then we'd move on to the next one... you never know if you dont try/ask.

 

[Big Bryza]

I do not get why females bother writing a ****in essay like that. It's tinder, if a bloke asks you for a good time, then block him. Or be more selective with who you're matching.

Has anyone had sex with more than 1 tinder match on the same day?

 

[Duritz]

That dude Monika is looking for a lesbian, she just doesn't know it yet.

 

[Plugger35]

She doesn't care about boobs though apart from making sure she shows them off with a low cut top and then making a point of talking about them.

 

[The Sultan]

I do not get why females bother writing a ****in essay like that. It's tinder, if a bloke asks you for a good time, then block him. Or be more selective with who you're matching.

Has anyone had sex with more than 1 tinder match on the same day?

does it count if you'd already had sex with both woman and hooking up with them again (seperatly) on same day?

 

[Morganashlee]

She doesn't care about boobs though apart from making sure she shows them off with a low cut top and then making a point of talking about them.

And she doesn't like going clubbing but where the **** is she going dressed like that? Quad biking? Nice try bitch, nobody is fooled.

 

[Big Bryza]

does it count if you'd already had sex with both woman and hooking up with them again (seperatly) on same day?

Yes. Yes it does. Well played sir. This is the exact scenario I was talking about.

 

[The Sultan]

Yes. Yes it does. Well played sir. This is the exact scenario I was talking about.

Well
Let's not count our chickens just yet, tapped one at lunch today ( she's lives just near work ) and heading over to catch up with other tonight so it's looking good thus far

 

[HirdyLannister]

Well
Let's not count our chickens just yet, tapped one at lunch today ( she's lives just near work ) and heading over to catch up with other tonight so it's looking good thus far

And I'm right now on the couch with the missus watching the footy... Trade ya [emoji12]

 

[Scotland]

They say you shouldn't judge a book by its cover, but chances are if the book has a rats tail then it's a pretty shit book.

 

[Duritz]

And she doesn't like going clubbing but where the **** is she going dressed like that? Quad biking? Nice try bitch, nobody is fooled.

Saucer of milk, table two! Rowrrrrr!!

 

[Morganashlee]

Saucer of milk, table two! Rowrrrrr!!

Oh so you can hang shit on her but I can't? That's fair

 

[The Sultan]

And I'm right now on the couch with the missus watching the footy... Trade ya [emoji12]

Is your missus hot and is she up for it ?

 

[Duritz]

Oh so you can hang shit on her but I can't? That's fair

I'm not jealous of her boobs though.

Love your sig.

 

[Duritz]

Is your missus hot and is she up for it ?

You're either (partially, at least) trolling or are a sex addict. I sincerely hope the former, because it's more easily cured. Well, in theory anyway.

 

[Morganashlee]

I'm not jealous of her boobs though.

Love your sig.

I went and had another look.

I can appreciate a good looking woman and pick out parts of hers that I would like. She has nothing I'd take over what I already have, and she isn't putting out so she's just a big breasted, non clubbing but dressed in club attire, quad biking time waster

Swipe right for that

 

[Duritz]

I went and had another look.

I can appreciate a good looking woman and pick out parts of hers that I would like. She has nothing I'd take over what I already have, and she isn't putting out so she's just a big breasted, non clubbing but dressed in club attire, quad biking time waster

Swipe right for that

Jealousy ain't no fallacy, morgs.

 

[Morganashlee]

Jealousy ain't no fallacy, morgs.

Oh a rhyme, you should make a limerick out of it.

Plenty of women out there to be "jealous" of. That isn't one of them.

 

[Duritz]

Oh a rhyme, you should make a limerick out of it.

Plenty of women out there to be "jealous" of. That isn't one of them.

There once was a poster called morgs,
Who was jealous of some tinder birds norgs,
Online morgs gave her some grief,
But it brought no relief,
Monika's boobs attracted all the dawgs.

 

[Morganashlee]

There once was a poster called morgs,
Who was jealous of some tinder birds norgs,
Online morgs gave her some grief,
But it brought no relief,
Monika's boobs attracted all the dawgs.

Maybe that girl is your type,
And I offended with my previous snipe,
Each to their own,
Every dog needs a bone,
She's all yours with a simple right swipe

But we all know this isn't the case,
Did you even take note of her face?
She may have a huge rack,
But won't get in the sack,
Nobody's jealous of that, you disgrace.

 

[Duritz]

Maybe that girl is your type,
And I offended with my previous snipe,
Each to their own,
Every dog needs a bone,
She's all yours with a simple right swipe

But we all know this isn't the case,
Did you even take note of her face?
She may have a huge rack,
But won't get in the sack,
Nobody's jealous of that, you disgrace.

 

[Duritz]

Maybe that girl is your type,
And I offended with my previous snipe,
Each to their own,
Every dog needs a bone,
She's all yours with a simple right swipe

But we all know this isn't the case,
Did you even take note of her face?
She may have a huge rack,
But won't get in the sack,
Nobody's jealous of that, you disgrace.

Is she my type? Not really,
I doubt I'd even get feely,
But a rack like her one,
Seems to make you feel stung,
And your gaze has gotten all steely.

 

[Stratton_Gun]

 

[Stratton_Gun]

lol at sloots on tinder that saying they aren't looking for sex.