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If I had a tinder profile it would say -

"Good looking, highly intelligent life of the party looking for member of the weaker sex to satisfy my cruel sexual desires. You will satisfy me then cook breakfast the next morning and in return I will allow you to go out twice weekly to shop, and to tend to the kitchen. When asked your opinion on matters you shall reply with 'don't ask me, I'm just a woman', before giggling and cooking some dinner."
 
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Does tinder lie about mutual friends? I have had some girls come up with mutuals but when i go to look at their facebook through that mutual they don't show up

I've had a friend (girl) text me twice asking about guys she's matched with that are supposedly mutual friends of mine.

On both occasions the person was a complete stranger, not even someone I recognised as a friend of friend. Weird.
 
If I had a tinder profile it would say -

"Good looking, highly intelligent life of the party looking for member of the weaker sex to satisfy my cruel sexual desires. You will satisfy me then cook breakfast the next morning and in return I will allow you to go out twice weekly to shop, and to tend to the kitchen. When asked your opinion on matters you shall reply with 'don't ask me, I'm just a woman', before giggling and cooking some dinner."
Your creative writing skills really are wasted on BigFooty, Durex.

I know I shouldn't have, but I've snuck out of the kitchen and made a few edits to more accurately describe you -

"Middle aged ranga with disproportionately swelled fingers, serial killer eyes, an active imagination and delusions of grandeur seeks designated driver to satiate my need for attention and adoration. Must be able to identify Scone from Strathalbyn by the direction in which the horses travel and hold unlimited accounts on Sportsbet and William Hill."

That's better ;)
 
Cheers Xtreme I like to think I'm funny too hahaha

Sorry Piss Poor, it's like you are Elvis going off the Army and I'm Jerry Lee Lewis stealing your fans and limelight from nowhere with some great balls of fire.
 

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Your creative writing skills really are wasted on BigFooty, Durex.

I know I shouldn't have, but I've snuck out of the kitchen and made a few edits to more accurately describe you -

"Middle aged ranga with disproportionately swelled fingers, serial killer eyes, an active imagination and delusions of grandeur seeks designated driver to satiate my need for attention and adoration. Must be able to identify Scone from Strathalbyn by the direction in which the horses travel and hold unlimited accounts on Sportsbet and William Hill."

That's better ;)

You had me at "serial killer eyes"... :hearts:
 
Have had 2 girls agree to come over in the past day. Both were super keen, said they liked casual (one even asked what I like in bed), but then both went cold on the replies and I haven't seen either. One was even meant to come over that night I was first speaking to her, changed the time on me twice, then said definitely in the next half hour, and eventually never came (never heard from her again after that half hour message).

Not happy
 
Have had 2 girls agree to come over in the past day. Both were super keen, said they liked casual (one even asked what I like in bed), but then both went cold on the replies and I haven't seen either. One was even meant to come over that night I was first speaking to her, changed the time on me twice, then said definitely in the next half hour, and eventually never came (never heard from her again after that half hour message).

Not happy

Can't stand it when girls think that they can just suddenly stop replying :mad: especially when they've gotten your hopes up for something like they did with you there! But to say that she'd come over and then not even turn up, wow that's something else! :mad:
 
Your creative writing skills really are wasted on BigFooty, Durex.

I know I shouldn't have, but I've snuck out of the kitchen and made a few edits to more accurately describe you -

"Middle aged ranga with disproportionately swelled fingers, serial killer eyes, an active imagination and delusions of grandeur seeks designated driver to satiate my need for attention and adoration. Must be able to identify Scone from Strathalbyn by the direction in which the horses travel and hold unlimited accounts on Sportsbet and William Hill."

That's better ;)

That's right.
 

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